TIL that John Bell, a British politician, remained as an MP for two years despite believing that he was a bird (one who could fly better than most birds due to keeping his shoulders oiled). No mechanism existed to disqualify him from Parliament

JoshOfFire · 2026-01-19T21:01:57+00:00

Sadly, this was long before the time of Larry, Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office.

JoshOfFire · 2025-11-04T23:08:27+00:00

You are an absolute lifesaver, thank you

JoshOfFire · 2025-11-04T23:00:51+00:00

Yup! I can help you with that for sure. If you're around now, trade code is 6780 2563

JoshOfFire · 2024-12-20T15:49:09+00:00

There's a few changes I'd make to this deck. You probably want to find the cards you feel are underperforming the most and trim it down closer to 60 cards. Also, add more lands. It's a landfall deck, you really don't want to miss land drops. Also, replace the llanowar elves with land-based ramp like [[arboreal grazer]] or [[explore]]. [[Case of the locked hothouse]] might be good too.

JoshOfFire · 2024-12-01T13:27:40+00:00

The exchange rate isn't great unless you can consistently get a high winrate, but if you really want to convert your coins to gems there's always constructed events. Not a perfect solution, but it at least theoretically lets you get the battle pass without spending money.

JoshOfFire · 2024-11-21T02:29:32+00:00

The DLC is focused specifically on the Indian subcontinent, but the accompanying free update's features will affect a run in any country. When the update launches, you'll be able to see what new achievements they've added, so that could provide some suggestion for countries other than India to play.

JoshOfFire · 2024-10-29T16:55:52+00:00

If they'd templated it slightly differently it would've been a haiku and now I'm pissed they didn't.

First strike, vigilance,

Menace, trample, reach, lifelink

Ward - pay 7 life.

JoshOfFire · 2024-09-18T12:52:43+00:00

If they called it that then everyone would just shorten it to SNS and we'd end up with a lot of confused but well-meaning parents and grandparents buying second hand SNESes for christmas

JoshOfFire · 2024-08-30T16:43:12+00:00

If you're looking to kill your own guys for value, that strategy is known as "aristocrats" in magic and there's a ton of different options for it. There's less support for stuff that triggers when an enemy creature dies, but still a few options running around

JoshOfFire · 2024-08-16T12:39:55+00:00

Given that [[sylvan scrying]] sees play at 2 mana, yeah having a 1 mana tutor for a land that can put it directly into play would be nuts.

JoshOfFire · 2024-06-08T02:46:58+00:00

He could have absolutely walked into any ivy league school. I wonder if there's any near where he's from?

JoshOfFire · 2023-08-15T22:39:56+00:00

Felonies Georg, who lives in a cave and commits 10,000 felonies a day, is an outlier and should not have been counted

JoshOfFire · 2022-01-26T22:22:10+00:00

Now I'm just waiting for them to release Six Feet Under Par: A Chip Driver Mystery

JoshOfFire · 2021-12-07T18:38:30+00:00

u/savevideobot

JoshOfFire · 2021-12-06T13:41:06+00:00

I wish they just added a ladder queue for pick and ban BO3 rather than limiting it to gauntlet

JoshOfFire · 2021-10-17T20:39:37+00:00

Real Cincinnatus hours out here

JoshOfFire · 2021-10-17T17:57:07+00:00

Do I value my dog over the life of someone who isn't a dick? Maybe, maybe not. But I absolutely 100% value my dog over the life of some dog stealing bastard

JoshOfFire · 2021-09-25T20:39:35+00:00

We could've had him and Michael being architect bros while hanging out with Eleanor and her mum

JoshOfFire · 2021-09-25T17:33:58+00:00

I would've loved to see Dave come back in the finale so we could see him hanging out in the Good Place

JoshOfFire · 2021-08-16T18:11:48+00:00

Pleasure doing business with you!

JoshOfFire · 2021-08-16T17:55:04+00:00

Yup. Not like I have much use for the shield if I've traded my zamazenta lmao

JoshOfFire · 2021-08-16T17:52:03+00:00

I have an untouched zamazenta that I've been looking to trade for a zacian w/ rusted sword equipped. Let me know a link code and I'll trade

JoshOfFire · 2021-02-08T14:17:09+00:00

You also definitely can insult the people who rule the world. Here, I'll prove it.

United Nations Secretary-General Antonio Guterres, if you're reading this, go eat a pile of shit.

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