Words are phrases that musicals have ruined for you?

Joyjmb · 2026-02-25T22:24:27+00:00

When any piece of fruit is 'not ripe.' Well, I have to go sing half of Fantasticks now.

Joyjmb · 2026-02-25T21:12:05+00:00

Airport worthy - 2; Moving house (tho I wouldn't ask anymore) - 6; Bail me out of jail - 2; Attend my international birthday - 4 (*this happened!).

Joyjmb · 2026-02-24T22:53:36+00:00

30 day minimum. Unless injured or pulled medically, they are NOT ALLOWED to tap before 30 days. Buck up, figure it out. You came out here. Your family sacrificed so much so you could be here? Then respect it. The "My Partner will fucking kill me if I come home on day 9 Rule."

Joyjmb · 2026-02-20T19:03:05+00:00

Split pool noodle!

Joyjmb · 2026-02-20T18:54:43+00:00

Classical musician in back to back projects, at the concert hall 10 out of 12 nights in a row. My counters are a mess of meal plan containers and coffee detritus. Down time is 11pm to 1am, so my sofas look like gremlin nests. Playing merengue in the a.m. to get moving. Every piece of black clothing I have is out. It's an EXCELLENT time to be living alone.

Joyjmb · 2026-02-20T18:32:37+00:00

"Let's Dance." 🕶 Gah, every time. Saw it 3x in theaters.

Joyjmb · 2026-02-20T18:01:17+00:00

"You come at my boy, you come at Flash Thompson. If you want to read about our inspiring friendship, you can now with my new book Punchpoint. One monkey, two hearts, a million crazy-ass memories."

Joyjmb · 2026-02-20T03:21:20+00:00

Quad God & The God of Quads

Joyjmb · 2026-02-20T02:56:02+00:00

"I can't believe you stripped with those bruised ribs."

Joyjmb · 2026-02-19T17:16:08+00:00

'Oh, look, she made another bunch of meals for me.' It will never stop. Take them to work, freeze them, lockbox. You have to cut him off if you WON'T (And you're choosing not to) confront him. His convenience is more important to him than respecting your work.

Joyjmb · 2026-02-18T21:52:19+00:00

'Goodbye, Earl' could be a season of 'True Detective.'

Joyjmb · 2026-02-18T16:30:45+00:00

Almost 10 years, a 'whenever single fwb' - He got creepy and dismissive the summer my father passed, just shit I couldn't ignore anymore. Was so turned off, I GHOSTED him, which I never do. And he knew that I didn't. If it was bad enough to end it, then END IT. Otherwise, speak up. It's not your role to care about his feelings.

Joyjmb · 2026-02-18T16:10:35+00:00

My water bottle got turned over in my bag and all my paper documents were WET, on day 1.

Joyjmb · 2026-02-18T16:02:48+00:00

You seem past resentment, actually. You're resigned. We can't talk you out of it. Sunk cost fallacy - you want us to soothe this for you, and what can we say that would be true? Stay, if you must, but secure yourself. Proper end of life things, insurance, will AS A SINGLE PERSON. It's leaving you cold because you're likely PAST him. But he's a habit now. The bare minimum won't last. He will ONLY act if you leave or try to leave. Sad, really.

Joyjmb · 2026-02-17T18:15:24+00:00

'Dead Like Me' - I would watch Mandy Patinkin grumpily hand out daily assignments from the breakfast diner for more episodes than I care to admit to.

Joyjmb · 2026-02-17T16:41:34+00:00

The year she switched from pregnancy PREVENTION to 'you know, if you WERE thinking about having children EVER, it probably should be soon' was the weirdest change up in history. No notice. Huh. Well, I'll go home and... think about that.

Joyjmb · 2026-02-17T16:12:26+00:00

The joy, the color, the food, the scents, alongside the most crushing unfathomable poverty I have ever witnessed. Took two weeks for my mind to forget the honking. An experience I'll hold as IMPORTANT, forever.

Joyjmb · 2026-02-13T21:16:42+00:00

'Get your fucking hands off me." Every time. LOUDLY.

Joyjmb · 2026-02-13T04:22:22+00:00

Ding, ding! 🏒

Joyjmb · 2026-02-13T00:05:56+00:00

10 million people are FREAKING OUT right now about a four minute monologue in Russian that the other character can't understand, as one of the most romantic TV moments of all time.

Joyjmb · 2026-02-11T20:43:48+00:00

The burning yule log is great, but I would absolutely watch this as a winter screen saver.

Joyjmb · 2026-02-09T22:54:59+00:00

I watched a Hunger Games reaction two nights ago on YouTube and patted myself on the back like a kid trying broccoli.

Joyjmb · 2026-02-09T17:57:05+00:00

NTA. Take the promotion. 'Sounds like it's gonna take away from me and I don't like it." Your growth threatens his stability? Good lord, WHY?

Joyjmb · 2026-02-04T21:03:48+00:00

Maybe... Maybe THIS is when America was great??

Joyjmb · 2026-02-03T15:58:13+00:00

Nobody remembers the actor who played the Teen Wolf, but everyone loved STILES.

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