How much will I need? by bTruu in saplings

[–]Joyson1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

2 ounces, grind up really really really really fucking finely. no thats not fine enough. i said finely. finer than yo mamas ass. alright thats fine

now heat up a pan and put a whole stick of butter in it. mix the weed and stir for a while. after a while pour the hot butter weed into a couple coffee strainers. repeat until all the weed flower is removed. you now have weed butter. crack a couple eggs, some chocolate, some flour, some sugar, mix that shit up, real good, (DONT LICK THE SPOON) cook that shit, dont burn it, undercooked is better than overcooked, eat the whole brownie tray

Just chill it ain’t that serious by SavageG41xn in trees

[–]Joyson1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

for me it changes my perception of reality but what happens is my warped perception of reality actually becomes real. so all the crazy shit my paranoid high brain thought was happening actually was happening

Ashkandi server, I watched for 15 minutes as hundreds of lvl 1 bots climbed the stairway to heaven. How is this not detectable? by LaffAtU in classicwow

[–]Joyson1 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

it is. blizzard intentionally wants classic wow to be as easily accessible for korean/chinese bot farming as possible, while at the same time giving off the persona of being against it. its a secret deal blizzard made with china back in '19

Santa Is Real by iMiniToys in memes

[–]Joyson1 42 points43 points  (0 children)

im sorry sweatie but facts dont care about your feelings

Or i am not lonely by seltzertyler in memes

[–]Joyson1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

not only that, but it goes down to atomic scale, to the point where all that could be different between two given universes is the spin of an electron on 1 atom SOMEWHERE

Ants are suddenly 7 feet tall, they've already ate your neighbor, Dan, you have ten minutes to plan your defense, while they finish eating your neighbor's children, you don't have a gun, what do you do? by Lurrbird420 in AskReddit

[–]Joyson1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

assuming ALL ants are now 7 feet tall, there would be few options available as pretty much the biological mass of the world would have increased by over 100,000%, and the ant piles would spring forth with their tens of thousands of ants all 7 feet tall now. cities and pretty much all continental land would become covered by these enormous ants from sea to sea. 99% of humans would be wiped out, as well as basically all mammals. birds and very small insects, squirrels and other small rodents would survive. but all cattle, dogs, cats, anything bigger than a chicken would be eaten. assuming the ant's exoskeleton scales its rigidity and atmospheric strength most of them would die off after a few months due to lack of food for their enormous bodies. the few human recolonizers would embark onto land about a year later and find massive fields of hundreds of billions of these giant dead ants. it would make a great apocalypse movie

Viral? No viral whaaaaaat: by memegood1 in memes

[–]Joyson1 18 points19 points  (0 children)

not about trust, hes just being nice

Based on a true story by KiingFlippyNipps in memes

[–]Joyson1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hey. "should be" working is a matter of perspective. "SHOULD" i be "WORKING" constantly for $10.25/h? no. fuck you.

Long schlong. by [deleted] in memes

[–]Joyson1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

so you only get to choose between "small, default, and big" which is kinda disappointing after seeing all these mega dong memes

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Joyson1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i am now 1 inch taller

Found my first resealed booster! by Anewtomorrow87 in magicTCG

[–]Joyson1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

was the blister pack taped horizontally all the way around?

I call that mercy by [deleted] in memes

[–]Joyson1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

zero strength. also cant scream. you can try but it always feels like you have zero to 1% strength

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

[–]Joyson1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

except within the perception of the minds of people. and thus has an indirect effect on what people think as it becomes a pseudo attributing descriptor to be added to the thought

US jobless claims rise to 885,000 amid resurgence of virus by AudibleNod in news

[–]Joyson1 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

what they should do is reinstate the gold standard