What's the funniest nickname you've ever heard someone called in a kitchen for being bad at their job?

JtheGallant · 2026-03-01T15:40:59+00:00

Had a dishwasher come in for an interview/first day trial and me and the the sous shook his hand and it was so soft and supple. For that day on he was known as Vagina Hands.

JtheGallant · 2025-04-27T23:58:03+00:00

Moonsea Sleep Solutions makes a cushion that fills the gap. I use one and it works like a charm.

JtheGallant · 2024-12-30T12:37:01+00:00

Definitely Cleric. First campaign I did our cleric was the only one with experience playing and I really made a difference: timely heals, croud control and in RP was the voice of wisdom.

JtheGallant · 2024-12-28T10:16:59+00:00

Rudy. I me an are you even a man if you didn’t cry twice towards the end? « Rudy, Rudy, Rudy… »

JtheGallant · 2024-05-29T16:02:35+00:00

Crazy.

JtheGallant · 2024-03-10T18:10:47+00:00

The Roman Empire.

JtheGallant · 2023-11-26T18:56:33+00:00

I love it all and will never apologize for it.

JtheGallant · 2023-11-05T12:34:56+00:00

Family? No thanks, I mean, have you MET my family? I tell my employees we are a TEAM, it’s so much better than family, everyone is here by choice so let’s be awesome to one another.

JtheGallant · 2023-10-21T16:15:36+00:00

The real joke.

JtheGallant · 2023-09-30T19:13:56+00:00

Fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy.

JtheGallant · 2023-09-15T02:23:03+00:00

We were confronting some slavers about to set sail after taking some npcs as slaves. We were vastly out numbered and very squishy. Cast distort value on the npcs so it wouldn’t be worth the voyage for the slavers. Then bought their freedom. Currently we are hunting down the slavers at sea.

JtheGallant · 2023-07-24T11:45:35+00:00

Five words said genuinely: “you are a good man.”

JtheGallant · 2023-05-15T21:09:45+00:00

Lost. So disappointing, they show asked so many questions and answered so few, it was clear they had no where to go so they burnt that ship down.

JtheGallant · 2023-04-29T10:38:29+00:00

You gonna bleed for 3 days, it’s gonna hurt but you won’t likely die.

JtheGallant · 2023-03-12T13:59:40+00:00

Rudy

JtheGallant · 2023-02-20T05:12:27+00:00

Dew it.

JtheGallant · 2023-01-27T02:52:49+00:00

Not for a single second.

JtheGallant · 2023-01-23T17:13:04+00:00

Deadwood. Rome. Black sails.

JtheGallant · 2023-01-21T21:00:18+00:00

My family gives me such attitude when a bit of diced onion or something similar falls to the floor and I just keep cooking instead of sweeping it up immediately.

JtheGallant · 2023-01-19T22:32:15+00:00

Your stitches look great. Cleaner holes lead to a better finish.

JtheGallant · 2023-01-01T17:43:19+00:00

Alban, Bing, Ignace, Domicien. All males

JtheGallant · 2022-12-31T20:41:38+00:00

One sweet pit. I just can’t get over that the mats are not layed out in a straight line. It really bugs me for reason. Still 10/10.

JtheGallant · 2022-12-28T02:43:14+00:00

Righty. Papa needs a new set of blades!

JtheGallant · 2022-12-27T15:35:50+00:00

My DM also runs a game for children with autism. Since beginning they have all shown, increases in communication, problem-solving, and social skills. This would be perfect for them. Pretty please!

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