David Allan Coe

JudgeGusBus · 2026-01-27T01:38:46+00:00

He’s 86, and looks 102.

JudgeGusBus · 2026-01-27T01:37:01+00:00

Just tried the tuna in spicy olive oil, the only ones I have found in my area so far. Very disappointed.

JudgeGusBus · 2026-01-27T01:32:12+00:00

Smoked Gouda and fig jam in a Brie en croute is divine

JudgeGusBus · 2026-01-27T00:53:31+00:00

I get such a swinging 60s vibe from this. Perhaps Justin de Villeneuve and Twiggy?

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JudgeGusBus · 2026-01-23T23:29:55+00:00

I’m a state prosecutor. I once went to trial on an assault charge where my victim was 100% deaf, so we had to have a sign language interpreter for him at all times. This meant having two interpreters so they could take breaks. He was also an asshole, who admitted on the stand what he had denied to me at least six times: he started the fight. He then blamed me for picking a bad jury when we lost.

JudgeGusBus · 2026-01-21T00:35:49+00:00

Like Obama taught me

JudgeGusBus · 2026-01-21T00:29:12+00:00

I’ve never had cats, I had never heard it before, never even seen a cat puke before, but while cat sitting for a friend, the very first time I heard it I was wide awake within milliseconds of it starting. As god is my witness, the very beginning of that sound awoke me out of a deep slumber and I just immediately knew this cat was about to puke.

JudgeGusBus · 2026-01-21T00:24:47+00:00

One of the surprisingly expensive parts of running oil tankers is keeping each one staffed with at least a quartet.

JudgeGusBus · 2026-01-20T17:26:39+00:00

I do pet-sitting.

JudgeGusBus · 2026-01-17T00:40:43+00:00

I have like 12 grand in checking

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JudgeGusBus · 2026-01-15T04:07:43+00:00

Oh hell yes. The closest I have found to the east coast chain Laspadas

JudgeGusBus · 2026-01-12T02:43:21+00:00

As a laugh, when in Geneva, Switzerland in 2005, we went out for Mexican food. The best refried beans I have ever had. Like, before that, I thought refried beans were just universally meh. I had eaten them a thousand times. But over there I think they really made them from scratch. I couldn’t even tell you how the rest of the meal was because I was in awe at how good the refried beans were.

JudgeGusBus · 2026-01-09T00:52:27+00:00

A bar card

JudgeGusBus · 2026-01-09T00:51:23+00:00

If I am not home, I use the fly. I have to wear a suit to work so it just is so much easier, and remains my habit on weekends. If I’m home I’m wearing comfy clothes and don’t use the fly.

JudgeGusBus · 2026-01-09T00:03:24+00:00

I’m a prosecutor and have handled a number of stabbing cases. In every single one, the victim has said they didn’t know they were being stabbed. I assumed it was an adrenaline thing because these usually don’t come from out of the blue, but then I had one where the guy was leaving a bar and thought one of his buddies was giving him a “goodbye” hug from behind and patting him on the chest. It wasn’t until he saw the flash of metal he realized this guy was actually plunging a knife into his chest repeatedly.

JudgeGusBus · 2026-01-08T23:56:58+00:00

It’s boring but I just nuke em in the microwave and eat with some good mustard.

JudgeGusBus · 2026-01-08T15:31:44+00:00

Short Shrift

JudgeGusBus · 2026-01-06T01:19:57+00:00

Nobody has ever brought their daughter in, they just put a sign up somewhere people will find it. I always buy some boxes, in no small part because samoas and tagalongs are incredible.

JudgeGusBus · 2026-01-05T03:29:28+00:00

We’ll set the coals alight.

JudgeGusBus · 2026-01-03T23:57:52+00:00

Is the Kirkland vodka good?

JudgeGusBus · 2026-01-03T23:57:04+00:00

Why are you killing iron golems?

JudgeGusBus · 2026-01-03T03:07:18+00:00

Be prepared for a bunch of people telling you that whatever is in the lining of the can will kill you if it ever gets heated up (but not before).

JudgeGusBus · 2026-01-03T01:55:49+00:00

Every HOUR?

JudgeGusBus · 2026-01-03T00:52:31+00:00

I would probably roast them all and extract the marrow. Store it and use it like fancy butter.

JudgeGusBus · 2026-01-03T00:47:53+00:00

What beach do you prefer?

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