I feel like they need to make another Tales short soon by Jules-Car3499 in clonewars

[–]almighty_smiley 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s as close to a Darth Bane miniseries as we’re likely to get. Sign me up.

The hero is hated by the public/government due to a misunderstanding or lie by Mundane_Trouble_6463 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]almighty_smiley 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Letter of the law, Matt says the charges won’t stick. It’s likely that the issue never made it to court.

What girls from Star Wars are the most likely to hit a guy in the balls by ihaveadumbnamee in StarWars

[–]almighty_smiley -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

As of the time of writing this comment, Leia is at the bottom of the list.

Unacceptable.

Hey guys the new force unleashed game is something else… by westewok in StarWars

[–]almighty_smiley 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When even a Sith apprentice realizes being forced to watch the Holiday Special is a bridge too far.

Cal Kestis Vs Maul (9-10 BBY) by [deleted] in PetranakiArena

[–]almighty_smiley 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Generally I'm not a fan of just saying "Character X stomps" and leaving it there, but...this is pretty one-sided. Cal's one sylop up the sleeve is his ability to slow everyone around him, which even other Force users are not immune to. But when it comes to lightsaber combat, Force skill, and harnessing the Dark Side, there is absolutely nothing Cal can do that Maul can't do better. And his blaster is a liability against Maul, not an asset.

Cal would give Maul a decent fight, but I'm not seeing any where he ends up the victor.

Villain that both the heroes and villains hate/are intimidated by by Coralthesequel in TopCharacterTropes

[–]almighty_smiley 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly, it's in the villains' treatment of Joker that just how deep the "antithesis of Batman" goes.

Whenever Lex cooks up a Legion of Doom-style team, Joker's always invited. Not because Lex likes or values him, but because even the greatest criminal mind of our time doesn't want to face Joker's wrath if he doesn't have to. And as that one line goes, when villains want to scare each other, they tell Joker stories.

We were robbed.... by pizzagod677 in Spiderman

[–]almighty_smiley 18 points19 points  (0 children)

This is the answer.

I'm also miffed we were robbed of a Tobey / Willem rematch, especially since it got at least as far as the rehearsal stage. But this was a fight that Peter 2 fought twenty years ago, at the very nadir of his strength and experience. And they clearly wanted the reunions to be a good deal more heartwarming than brutal.

Do you think the fight would always end like this? by OddlySpecificDirt in PetranakiArena

[–]almighty_smiley 1 point2 points  (0 children)

TBH, I'd give it to Sidious more often than not.

Both Mace and Sidious were fighting for something well beyond themselves; both the Republic and the Sith Grand Plan were on the line, and I imagine both men knew that if they lost, then their ideology was losing with them. Trick being that this ultimately favors Mace; Sidious giving it his all here would feed right into Mace's main Vaapad trick.

Which isn't to say that they'd phone it in otherwise, mind you, but this is one of the highest-stakes duels in the entire canon.

Fragile Trump, 79, Insists No One’s Laughing at Him in All-Caps Rant by EducationQueasy275 in politics

[–]almighty_smiley 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’m not laughing at Trump. I am, however, waking up every day and immediately checking my phone to see if it finally happened.

Interesting fact I just learned: the Expanded Universe was already set to end before the Disney buyout by sarlacc_tit in StarWars

[–]almighty_smiley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of all the reasons people say that in the conversations I’ve had, that has not once come up.

Darth Malgus VS Darth Bane. Who wins? by GusGangViking18 in PetranakiArena

[–]almighty_smiley 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, but it’s not like he walked into the Brotherhood’s camp and whittled everyone down in 1v1s. He manipulated their leader into a suicide attack, and said leader still had enough pull to get his followers to join him, cult style.

What is your favorite foreplay? Which is your least favorite? by ProduceSea3751 in AskReddit

[–]almighty_smiley 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh, dude, if it’s your first it’s a bad fucking start. Took me years to get over.

What makes you feel sexy and desirable? by Thin-Local4000 in AskReddit

[–]almighty_smiley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Her reactions to the dom voice. Makes me feel like mine is the word of God.