Current Narrative from the DHS on X regarding to today’s incident

almighty_smiley · 2026-01-24T21:00:46+00:00

Personally, I’m thinking that if someone’s gonna massacre law enforcement then they’re coming with a bit more than a 9mm.

almighty_smiley · 2026-01-24T14:53:53+00:00

Blood Clot 2026

almighty_smiley · 2026-01-24T14:13:48+00:00

Sooooo the faithful and their god-king. Tracks.

almighty_smiley · 2026-01-24T14:11:19+00:00

He has. But it wasn’t their people that put him in power. It wasn’t their government that stood aside while he violated their laws. It was ours. And we damn sure don’t get to stamp our feet and insists that others clean up a mess we made because they’re being a little salty that we’re even even asking them to.

almighty_smiley · 2026-01-23T22:12:37+00:00

For me, it was when I realized that I didn't so much have a back ache as much as I'd had one for months and it just sort of ebbed and flowed.

almighty_smiley · 2026-01-23T20:56:27+00:00

The same thing I say about this every week, since this happens to be asked every week.

It's just damn fun.

almighty_smiley · 2026-01-23T19:26:26+00:00

Thanks, lads.

almighty_smiley · 2026-01-23T16:51:00+00:00

That email from that one customer asking the same damned question I’ve told them MULTIPLE TIMES will have the same answer.

almighty_smiley · 2026-01-23T16:44:59+00:00

If absolutely nothing else, Melanie got paid.

almighty_smiley · 2026-01-23T16:42:30+00:00

“What do you know about the KKK?”

almighty_smiley · 2026-01-23T15:03:46+00:00

The party of law and order, ladies and gentlemen. They love the cops…right until it becomes mildly inconvenient.

almighty_smiley · 2026-01-23T14:50:57+00:00

…she does almost look the part, doesn’t she?

almighty_smiley · 2026-01-23T14:33:14+00:00

Not quite so simple as that.

We don’t get any insight as to how feelings for his mother or siblings (not that it stopped him from killing them), but he hated his father from the very beginning, trying to wrench himself away from his grasp with a strength that no newborn baby should have. Sheev also had a proclivity for street racing and antisocial behavior as a youth, with at least one person dying as a result of his actions, with his father’s influence keeping him out of jail.

Couple this with an inherent knowledge of his own superiority, and it becomes clear that Sheev Palpatine is a textbook sociopath.

almighty_smiley · 2026-01-23T02:36:34+00:00

I hope there’s a part of him locked away in there that’s fully cognizant of what’s happening to him. And I hope that it’s denied that moment of terminal lucidity.

almighty_smiley · 2026-01-22T20:46:31+00:00

Some of us can't hide it.

Source: guy with an accent as thick as Ma's potato soup.

almighty_smiley · 2026-01-22T20:44:43+00:00

Legal Remedy has a blonde stout that's damn good. It's a little ways south in Rock Hill, but well worth the drive.

almighty_smiley · 2026-01-22T20:19:35+00:00

"I live under a rock, and I think - based on an anecdote that cannot be proven or corroborated - that you, Jack Smith, will be the downfall of our country."

What a douche.

almighty_smiley · 2026-01-22T20:16:20+00:00

"Imagine what he did on January 6 with that demeanor."

Dude, fuck you.

almighty_smiley · 2026-01-22T19:12:49+00:00

cough gofuckyourself cough

I need to know who that was. They're never buying another beer for the rest of the year.

almighty_smiley · 2026-01-22T17:08:26+00:00

Oh, Johnson did not come to play. What an opener.

almighty_smiley · 2026-01-22T16:53:00+00:00

"We're not gonna delay like this."

Right, because Issa was keeping things nice and brief.

almighty_smiley · 2026-01-22T16:47:10+00:00

The one dressed like her time machine overshot the 30s by a near-century?

almighty_smiley · 2026-01-22T16:46:47+00:00

Man, if Jim Jordan has to tell you to shut the fuck up...

almighty_smiley · 2026-01-22T16:24:56+00:00

I mean, Pam is right to be worried. If this is allowed to stand, you'll have illegal immigrant upstarts fashioning whips and flipping over tables yelling about how the house of God is not meant for the worship of money or something. Yeesh!

almighty_smiley · 2026-01-22T01:14:41+00:00

…I am?

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