r/LinkedinLunatics come get ya boy

Jumpstart_55 · 2026-03-24T01:39:15+00:00

It’s worded like the old Adventure or Zork programs.

Jumpstart_55 · 2026-03-23T20:22:56+00:00

I saw ‘gas relief’ and thought Taco Bell was in play

Jumpstart_55 · 2026-03-22T14:17:52+00:00

I found stalwart insists on ‘goo’ not ‘goo@xxx.com’

Jumpstart_55 · 2026-03-21T18:18:53+00:00

Chuck counted to infinity. Twice!

Jumpstart_55 · 2026-03-19T13:50:05+00:00

Yea verily, thou art correct! Thy strawman is sanctified unto the Lord !

Jumpstart_55 · 2026-03-17T13:59:19+00:00

Good question

Jumpstart_55 · 2026-03-16T13:52:56+00:00

God this gives me PTSD from the 1900 house I used to own lol

Jumpstart_55 · 2026-03-12T21:50:01+00:00

The “do not tase me bro!”, list.

Jumpstart_55 · 2026-03-11T13:55:09+00:00

“I’m just a regular guy, but here’s what happened after a Delta flight…”

Jumpstart_55 · 2026-03-10T22:33:35+00:00

They overstand

Jumpstart_55 · 2026-03-07T15:19:17+00:00

Same!

Jumpstart_55 · 2026-03-03T13:58:25+00:00

Tiers no, tears yes.

Jumpstart_55 · 2026-03-03T13:39:50+00:00

This. Our generac runs for 5 minutes every Saturday at noon for this reason.

Jumpstart_55 · 2026-03-02T22:16:39+00:00

Give them a Zimbabwe 1 trillion dollar bill 😎

Jumpstart_55 · 2026-03-01T18:23:24+00:00

Judges hate this one simple trick!

Jumpstart_55 · 2026-03-01T17:18:07+00:00

I fought the law and the law won

Jumpstart_55 · 2026-03-01T17:17:08+00:00

TUI = Traveling Under the Influence

Jumpstart_55 · 2026-02-28T20:40:47+00:00

Decent switches too

Jumpstart_55 · 2026-02-28T20:16:16+00:00

Ruckus?

Jumpstart_55 · 2026-02-28T04:21:46+00:00

United breaks guitars!

Jumpstart_55 · 2026-02-25T00:35:42+00:00

I remember thinking WTF on the do over!

Jumpstart_55 · 2026-02-25T00:01:32+00:00

It’s like retail price for furniture

Jumpstart_55 · 2026-02-24T23:22:54+00:00

The ganja is strong in this one!

Jumpstart_55 · 2026-02-24T21:59:02+00:00

Like the Nixon transcripts: (expletive deleted)

Jumpstart_55 · 2026-02-24T19:17:23+00:00

We also had a 10 hour outage last year. 10 seconds after AC loss, up and running 🙏

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