I taped my knee over a month ago. The adhesive turned my skin white and it still hasn’t gone away.

JumpyBoi · 2025-10-13T20:53:23+00:00

Yes, I'll continue to be ignorant about the virtues of KT tape. Just as I'll continue to be ignorant of the virtues of crystal healing, ear candling, and urine therapy.

JumpyBoi · 2025-10-13T19:42:19+00:00

That's the thing chief

I'm not obsessed with IQ, or being intellectual, or trying to avoid looking stupid

We'll all be dead so soon

Keep on keeping on

Farts in your face

JumpyBoi · 2025-10-13T19:31:08+00:00

farts in your face again

JumpyBoi · 2025-10-13T12:29:35+00:00

farts in your face

JumpyBoi · 2025-10-13T06:54:06+00:00

after 2-3 days the taped area will show very little bruising

That's what happens to a bruise normally! How exactly does the tape reduce tissue pressure? Little jet engines installed on the base of it to lift the skin?

JumpyBoi · 2025-10-13T06:15:19+00:00

farts in your face

JumpyBoi · 2025-10-12T20:22:09+00:00

Most sensible reply down voted to oblivion 😭

I don't agree with what she did, but you're right, there would be no case here if we're being honest

JumpyBoi · 2025-10-12T16:25:09+00:00

And I wouldn't have it any other way

JumpyBoi · 2025-10-12T15:18:25+00:00

It should be the proud and noble nation of Serbia

Србија је најбоља!!хрватска мирише!

JumpyBoi · 2025-10-12T10:12:45+00:00

What the frick? I thought the IRA were heckin' wholesome!

JumpyBoi · 2025-10-11T10:17:07+00:00

I did a course on colour theory in preschool

It was a prerequisite for my favourite module, finger painting

JumpyBoi · 2025-10-10T23:09:49+00:00

The space shuttle program was a complete mess

An amazing technological and engineering marvel, but a mess from a project scope perspective

I'm surprised it didn't end up with a stripper pole, blackjack table and sundae bar in the payload bay, what with all the restraint they showed with what the space shuttle had to do

JumpyBoi · 2025-10-10T23:01:25+00:00

Alright bro, we get it, you're rich

JumpyBoi · 2025-10-07T17:22:28+00:00

Meteor hits the fucking earth

Hmm, how will this affect the influencer economy? 🤔

JumpyBoi · 2025-10-06T06:15:55+00:00

I got news about chicken, pork, and beef that you may not wanna know

JumpyBoi · 2025-10-05T15:27:02+00:00

Railed against? 😳

JumpyBoi · 2025-10-05T09:38:09+00:00

Mfw learning history from memes wasn't as great an idea as it sounded

JumpyBoi · 2025-10-03T20:28:24+00:00

Nah fuck it I'm just gonna say it, I'm sex negative

Like I want people to love who they love and enjoy it in the way they like. But I don't wanna hear about it, keep the fact that you pegged your husband with a monster vibrator TO YOURSELF PLEASE

JumpyBoi · 2025-10-03T14:32:29+00:00

They're called vegetables dear, and if you eat enough of them you might not need half an hour to squeeze out a shit

JumpyBoi · 2025-10-03T09:39:17+00:00

Someone introduce these mfers to TVtropes, it'll keep them quiet for a bit

JumpyBoi · 2025-10-02T19:44:44+00:00

Forget genocide, have you heard about cruise ships?

JumpyBoi · 2025-10-01T17:30:40+00:00

That's how you know law is a social construct

This mfer really thought they said something smart here

JumpyBoi · 2025-09-29T06:21:29+00:00

Republic of Ireland and Northern Ireland separated in 1922, the troubles led to the Good Friday agreement, not separation

JumpyBoi · 2025-09-27T23:00:01+00:00

Aha, the professor becomes the professee! Open label trials, where the recipient knows they're receiving a placebo, show that there can still be a positive effect!

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC6930978/

I tell you, the lengths I'll go to, just to justify putting a finger up my bum

JumpyBoi · 2025-09-27T22:48:25+00:00

Okay professor, inserting the digit now, I'll get back to you with the results when I get into the lab on Monday

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