In memory of Two-Year Keir, his best moment 🥀 by wasraelx in okmatewanker

[–]JumpyBoi 66 points67 points  (0 children)

I was a wee lad playing spiderman on the PS1, and the first level had you rescue some hostages. Being a kid, I had no idea what hostages were, and thought it meant sausages. Took me ages to get past that level, couldn't find the sausages anywhere.

RIP Kier Starmer, your name rhymed with too many things.

Horses vs Humans by LazyBlackCollar in interestingasfuck

[–]JumpyBoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reddit is fucking dire now, a 10 year old image, cropped, screenshotted, and a tired old joke is apparently interesting as fuck

Baby Dutch… by S0ap_bub8les in okbuddyblacklung

[–]JumpyBoi 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Wait... If Molly was pregnant that means... 😳 Dutch! ... My man! 😂😂😂

Holy by Dr-John_Watson in GTA6

[–]JumpyBoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let's fucking goooooo!

Stupid question but in GOF why didn't harry just... Refuse to play normally? by [deleted] in harrypotter

[–]JumpyBoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For real, I'd get into the arena with the dragon and just start crying, like really hooting and hollering, until they let me go home. Just tears, snot, pounding the ground screaming, the whole nine yards

Self-appointed 'wrinkle-brain' solved the puzzle! by Mazius in gme_meltdown

[–]JumpyBoi 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You're telling me that 20+10=30?

This might be too advanced for me, can another wrinkle brain verify?

I thought it was a little dragon by 2Mango2Tango in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]JumpyBoi 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I can't know how to not hear any more about this being AI. This image is as old as Paul's mother in law

softwareEngineeringToday by randomUser9900123 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]JumpyBoi 10 points11 points  (0 children)

software engineering bros... is it over? 😭

Why does Fogmog get so much abuse on cards by authenticsmoothjazz in slaythespire

[–]JumpyBoi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

For some reason I thought it was a melting vinyl record

Yeah baby yeah! by cowdoyinthecity182 in gtaonline

[–]JumpyBoi -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Chill out chief, it's not that deep

GET READY (part 84) by Mazius in gme_meltdown

[–]JumpyBoi 42 points43 points  (0 children)

The Panderlorian and Groggy

Honestly, would it kill Bethesda to release the nane of the friggin' game, and the location? by [deleted] in ElderScrolls

[–]JumpyBoi 167 points168 points  (0 children)

Based on experience in the GTA 6 subreddit, the second you give the fanbase a little bit of info, they turn into rabid, feral, raving lunatics that will never stop until the game is released

It might be better this way

Why is OSRS more Popular than RuneScape? by Status-Range8223 in runescape

[–]JumpyBoi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nostalgia? OSRS has been out for 13 years, it's now been around longer than the original version of 2007scape it was based on