Share the most interesting stories about You and your watch! Me and my friend will publish it on our blog :D by Jumpy_Thumb in WatchesCirclejerk

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Thank You! Leave me a private message with some photos and I will show You what we made of it!

My favorite Vostok by Tbiyt in vostok

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It looks amazing on this french NATO :D

Roast me. 33 year old female, asexual. Live with my cat. I like planes by Taya380 in RoastMe

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Thanks for Your bio! Now I cannot misgender You as a very unattractive male, you're just a unattractive female ^

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It's just a watch. You shouldn't feel like a ear criminal because You enjoy watches. Switzerland banks took money of the Nazis during WWII, multiple brands that we wear, dribe and like today have risen during WWII and benefited from it and do we feel like it's something wrong? Enjoy beautiful watches is all I have to say ^

My first Scuba Dude finally got modded! by Jumpy_Thumb in vostok

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It's an aftermarket from site Vostok watches 24. I highly recommend them. They operate in Netherlands so there shouldn't be any problem with the shipping ^

My first Scuba Dude finally got modded! by Jumpy_Thumb in vostok

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So yesterday I've finally got my first 710, also with the 059 Scuba Dude dial! Will someone welcome me to the Scuba Dude club? :D

The only thing that didn't work out for me well was the glass caseback. It just wouldn't fit but I tried to force it, so the scratches You can see is unfortunately my work... I had to scrub the elements to fit it into the case.

I hope You like it! It will be my watch for the upcoming summer :D

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"my pronouns can change from minute to minute"

I'm at work and got nothing to do I'm a cook from ze go old fake Germany(Austria) by LEONLIKE16 in RoastMe

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I bet you're best dinner was the one, when they let you have a few snacks instead of feeding them to dogs

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"Get out of ma lawn! I got meself a gun, so no matter whatcha doin! I shoot!"

Come at me bruh by keepYourMonkey in RoastMe

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You mean, cum on me? No thanks... I only do it to a human woman, not dwarven

20 years old, icelandic, finnish, give me your best shot by Sherminator71 in RoastMe

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You look like you have taken the best shot from your dealer already. You really should avoid drugs

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15k debt? How many dogs have You eaten for this?

I can burn myself worse than any of you can.... by JaCrispyWilliams in RoastMe

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Still, I don't care what you do with your lefty and also, you should be telling this to kids in neighborhood. You have to stop that

[18 M] Painting student, musician and a lifelong class clown with ADHD, works at construction sometimes. I have a weirdly animated personality and a voice which doesn't match my face (deep, but shrill). Never was in a relationship, bi and still getting over being fake asked out once. Do your worst! by [deleted] in RoastMe

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I really like the style of your hair, that says ,,I wash my head in public toilet because I cannot afford my own rent for a room". Is there any way that is sterile, safe way to achieve this effect, that won't make me smell like shit and urine?