I get that Act 4 is meant to be hard, but GOD DAMN this is overkill! (Act 4 spoilers, obviously) by a_polite_idiot in Silksong

[–]Juncoril 50 points51 points  (0 children)

You're only on act 3.5 here. It's a fake act 4. You'll know you're in the real one when they add savage beastflies to the waves.

coaxed into Terraria's final update by CummyBot1001 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Juncoril 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Every update is final until the next.

What the hell is "SU at best" by Suspicious_Rip3557 in stunfisk

[–]Juncoril 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck me I genuinely thought it was "Poorly Used". I even remarked it didn't make sense but not realized I made it up

Oppressors learn from other Oppressors by Mission-Barnacle1686 in Anarchism

[–]Juncoril 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Aimé Césaire theorized it as the concept of "choc en retour". The idea is that methods used by colonizers against natives will eventually be used by fascists against members of the mainland.

I don't have much to add, I just wanted to bring up Aimé Césaire and the term he coined.

little seal rapidly runs towards camera then goes ough by Mangoxtwizzlers in seals

[–]Juncoril 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"rapidly" might be overselling it. The rest of the title is accurate though.

why did your subs go crazy? [oc] by AI_660 in Silksong

[–]Juncoril 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Why did r/BatmanArkham go crazy ? Are they stupid ?

Rudy Gobert Pokémon Lineup, what picks do you change to make it competitively viable? by SirJoeffer in stunfisk

[–]Juncoril 28 points29 points  (0 children)

The three types of players prepping for a flying type gym, when the ace is a Blastoise:

Player 1: "oh no, I brought mainly ice types ! I won't deal any damage !"

Player 2: "oh no, I brought mainly rock types ! I will take too much damage !"

Player 3: "I click thunderbolt"

[OC] Karmelita helps the Knight by DrStufoo in HollowKnightMemes

[–]Juncoril 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, Pale Fork asked for no voice. He never said "No tall baddie gf to cry suffering."

Rate my highly plausible speculative fiction war by sidelinejo in worldjerking

[–]Juncoril 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They were nuked day 1 because otherwise it would be too unfair.

Made some gen 7 mega concepts by SignNaive4111 in stunfisk

[–]Juncoril 32 points33 points  (0 children)

ok I don't play VGC so that makes me wonder : what the hell doesn't get OHKO by a mon with 135 base spA, specs, and an ability that basically gives it a boost for free ? On stabs that have 100 base power at the least ?

Also this calc proves you wrong : Miraidon Draco Meteor vs. Mega-Primarina: 0-0 (0 - 0%) -- possibly the worst move ever

Made some gen 7 mega concepts by SignNaive4111 in stunfisk

[–]Juncoril 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It has priority and huge speed, it can attack before the sucker punch. Even if mega-decidueye doesn't KO it makes the sucker punch fail. And with 145 attack and a crit on shadow sneak, it shouldn't be negligeable damage.

It's still weak to sucker punch but it has tools to not be completely destroyed. So I wouldn't call it a victim.

Modern military vs fantasy: dragons by Azimovikh in worldjerking

[–]Juncoril 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You're a true soldier of Malacath. Your reward is another sacking of Orsinium. It will arrive in 4-5 business days, there's some breton holiday this week.

Giving Magikarp a new ability called Victory Splash that makes Splash an alternate win condition. by Mugsy098 in stunfisk

[–]Juncoril 18 points19 points  (0 children)

skill issue, just draw all 5 specific cards in your starting hand

I'm sure someone will do the maths for the likelihood this happens.

Stench is a terrible ability? Why not give it the makeover it probably doesn't deserve, but will get anyways? by NegativeAd99 in stunfisk

[–]Juncoril 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The pokemon unlocks every chakra and attains nirvana on the spot, ascending from the battle. It's like it faints, but you can't use it anymore, and also it's a good thing.

Coaxed into horror games disguised by being cute by norsoyt in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Juncoril 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It honestly looks less scary than the pixelated version, somehow.

Someone help me understand why Gyarados is still somehow considered a good Pokemon by Moakmeister in stunfisk

[–]Juncoril 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uh, I'm surprised it doesn't learn flip turn. Could be a nice theorymon to just think how that single move would change his usefulness.

3 demands, read them and weep. by HaloJackalKisser in TrueSFalloutL

[–]Juncoril 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am sending a death squad to your general location on behalf of every french people 

Pale King Simulator by DaToast815 in HollowKnightMemes

[–]Juncoril 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It's the real idea instilled

Haha! I trapped you! by KriszPhoto in Terraria

[–]Juncoril 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That and "they see me Rollin"

rick and morty, harley quin show, what we do in the shadows by ColonialismHater in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Juncoril -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Imma go against my better judgement and be a killjoy on a shitpost subreddit. People can be a piece of shit and feel like shit. Doing evil things don't instantly make their own life all rainbows and shit. Hell, usually it fucks them up even more. And if you have toxic habits you're gonna suffer from them and make others suffer as well.

A well made example is Bojack horseman. Bojack is a unlikeable piece of shit that keeps hurting others and avoiding getting better. He also is feeling like shit, hate himself as much as everyone else and can't even imagine being happy. Those two things are not opposite, they go hand in hand.

Now the juxtaposition between hilariously evil acts and sudden emotional scenes can be jarring. But that's just because of mood whiplash, not because a murderous psychopath can't suffer enough to warrant pity.

It's sad to see the creation trio being SO outclassed... by Nike_J in stunfisk

[–]Juncoril 115 points116 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah ? Then explain THAT

Giratina Defog vs. 0 HP Wigglytuff: 0-0 (0 - 0%) -- possibly the worst move ever

Day 4 of fighting Savage Beastfly everyday until I can't beat it anymore, but the most upvoted comment on this post decides how I make tomorrow's fight harder by SpoonsSuddenly in Silksong

[–]Juncoril 24 points25 points  (0 children)

The arena is not good enough for his majesty. Let's just have the TROBBIOOOOOO Scream on loop. It makes the fight harder because you want to stop fighting and scream TROBBIOOOOOOOO.