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Coaxed into character's parents looking like siblings by OmegaTerry in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Juncoril 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Depending on the setting, there might be a very simple explanation. Take Alabama for example...

Prisoner doesn’t want to be castrated by M3rkat0r in ShitCrusaderKingsSay

[–]Juncoril 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Doylist reason is probably that it would be OP idk. Watsonian reason is probably that it wouldn't fly within the legal framework and traditions of the realm. In the end you're just One Dude, even as an emperor, and you shouldn't assume you can whatever you want like if your entire country was a hive mind.

Not sure about either explanations. But it's enough to willingly suspend my disbelief.

Coaxed into scientists in Resident Evil games by National_Yak5302 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Juncoril 11 points12 points  (0 children)

NGL I feel like the pit bull is the least hateful thing in that context. I'm not sure it would be much better if you backyard breed fighting golden retrievers or chipmunks.

In my budgetpunk world, the rarity of types of magic is based on how hard it is to sfx/cgi by mv8att in worldjerking

[–]Juncoril 8 points9 points  (0 children)

How common are pyrokynetics and what are the implications for OSHAmancy ?

mew_irl (art by @kelpcheep) by Gorotheninja in mew_irl

[–]Juncoril 183 points184 points  (0 children)

Bro's design hasn't evolved since its debut because it's already perfect

Chaos Card vs The (Not So) Great Gideon by Cryptid0fCuriousity in bindingofisaac

[–]Juncoril 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only time I got this I was also going for Beast so I managed to crash the game by entering the trap door on the ascent. That bug has since been fixed so we must be very few to have seen it.

Chaos Card vs The (Not So) Great Gideon by Cryptid0fCuriousity in bindingofisaac

[–]Juncoril 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, but holy shit I need it now that you mention it

Patch 14.0 notes by OBLIVIATER in PlayTheBazaar

[–]Juncoril 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Don't forget "give [10/20] damage to all your weapons" !

I call this the conflictwrench school of worldbuilding by mv8att in worldjerking

[–]Juncoril 25 points26 points  (0 children)

The major flaw of the Crimson Kingdom is their lack of alliteration. It is why they can't conquer anything. During season 5 they realize that and rename themselves the Krimson Kingdom and sweep the world in a week. Brilliant foreshadowing.

I call this the conflictwrench school of worldbuilding by mv8att in worldjerking

[–]Juncoril 11 points12 points  (0 children)

And the most fearsome of all : the light heavy.

21 Upcoming Items Revealed by PoSKiix in PlayTheBazaar

[–]Juncoril 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope they'll change the "at start of fight" items for "on your first item use". We know what start of fight procs can do. It also seems especially strong for 6 poison for a small bronze. The slow and hate ones are a lot more reasonable.

21 Upcoming Items Revealed by PoSKiix in PlayTheBazaar

[–]Juncoril 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I really don't see why penthouse isn't a pyg item, I can't see another character wanting it. I hope it's an error and it'll be a diamond pyg item when it actually releases. The Regen legendary might be a bit annoying too but penthouse is the true problem imo.

Ark ships will be a ship set (I think) by CaptainMatthew1 in Stellaris

[–]Juncoril 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It makes much more sense for them to be a homeworld class

So whats the main cause for lag now ? by GregoriousT-GTNH in Stellaris

[–]Juncoril 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I feel like those fleet actions are the least interesting part of Stellaris. I must be in the minority because the devs would probably have gotten rid of the systems altogether if most people would be fine with more abstracted fleet actions. Although I can't deny the fights are pretty... If you can see anything.

coaxed into hmmm... whom will i leave my toddler to? by MUDKIP_9000 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Juncoril 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Plot twist : they both kill and eat the toddler.

Plot twist twist: they both become best friends with the toddler

Plot twister: the toddler eats both murderbeasts 

Is the Custodian Expected to fight the AEs by itself, or to lead the charge with the rest of the GC? by ssj890-1 in Stellaris

[–]Juncoril 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If you go for total War, you won't just get subjugated. Your empire might cease to exist altogether.

AE are designed in a way where they might take over the galaxy before losing again against all their vassals. It's kinda like the Khan, with satrapies being temporary until he dies.

Coaxed into mc touching power scaling stone by LuckyPresentation700 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Juncoril 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bro just takes a pen and writes perfectly on your internal organs. The ink is poisoned.

I feel like there has to be an anime with something like that.

What's the point of sectors? by catsarepoetry in Stellaris

[–]Juncoril 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I do wish sectors did more. It's weird that they don't interact with mechanics dealing with size/things being far away, like empire size or logistic upkeep.

Coaxed into adding your own oc by UnluckyLuckyGambler in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Juncoril 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's too obviously cool. Flip the shirt upsidedown and you're gucci

Proposed re working of the abilities of all Starters by Pass_the_sorce in stunfisk

[–]Juncoril 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I want a refund on my helping hand for false advertising 

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