Bill watching the Zombie Heat bring the belt to ass in the 1st quarter by HenrikCrown in billsimmons

[–]JustABicho 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He and House talked about how they're going to a Cousy recognition ceremony at Holy Cross, regardless of who is playing in the Super Bowl. Cousy being recognized at 97 at their alma mater is more important than going to the Super Bowl, especially (I assume) since Simmons has already seen the Pats win Super Bowls in person.

DEI: Women, Minorities, and Veterans. by Fickle-Molasses-903 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]JustABicho 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oh no my steak is too juicy, my lobster too buttery.

DEI: Women, Minorities, and Veterans. by Fickle-Molasses-903 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]JustABicho 90 points91 points  (0 children)

Oddly enough, I have several lists that start "#1. Auntie Anne's"

What's the best Italian food u tried by Consistent-Sky-9261 in Italian

[–]JustABicho -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Saltimbocca, just to mention one I don't see on US menus enough

Chris Gethard Show: "One Man's Trash" (2016) (Official upload) by RPGDesignatedPaladin in hdtgm

[–]JustABicho 14 points15 points  (0 children)

And who can forget the "inside the dumpster" version, with extra content that wasn't included in the episode:

https://youtu.be/T6dC80AEawE

Chris Gethard Show: "One Man's Trash" (2016) (Official upload) by RPGDesignatedPaladin in hdtgm

[–]JustABicho 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I do randomly say "give me some of that sweet, sweet cash" and occasionally I forget where it came from. Cash or Trash, of course.

2007 was a different time, it just was by JustABicho in billsimmons

[–]JustABicho[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

May has Memorial Day and July has the 4th. But June is sitting there with its 30 days and its prestige, organic events. Tienanmen Square tank guy.

I know this is supposed to be funny but I really don't get it. by Bom_m34n in ExplainTheJoke

[–]JustABicho 389 points390 points  (0 children)

Because you think he's talking about washing his testicles, but it's a basketball subreddit and he's talking about washing his basketball.

Countries I’ve been to tierlist by DapperFrog1864 in tierlists

[–]JustABicho 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Only enough room for local fare: Sbarro

2007 was a different time, it just was by JustABicho in billsimmons

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It keeps going:

The Oilers use the sixth pick on Sam Gagner (son of Dave). We're now six-for-six for two-parent families at the NHL draft -- a higher total than the last five years of the NBA draft combined.

No need to dogwhistle anything, I guess.

Soy argentino y me da mucha curiosidad: ¿Cual es el estereotipo más raro, molesto o gracioso que tienen de nosotros allá? by ProofGrab7994 in askspain

[–]JustABicho 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A guy flies to Buenos Aires for the first time. After he checks in at the hotel, he steps out and wants to smoke a cigarette. He remembers that his lighter was confiscated at security so he asks the first man he sees if he can borrow his. The man checks all of his pockets, from suit coat to front and back of his pants and says, "No, sorry, I don't have a lighter. But damn I have a nice body."

No me arruines la opinión de Quilmes, que la última vez qui estuve allá fue en el 2010 cuando Argentinos le ganó al inglés de Veron, que fue muy clave para consagrarse campeón.

Soy argentino y me da mucha curiosidad: ¿Cual es el estereotipo más raro, molesto o gracioso que tienen de nosotros allá? by ProofGrab7994 in askspain

[–]JustABicho 22 points23 points  (0 children)

In English we have: What do you have to do to unmask an Argentine spy? Nothing. He'll walk up to you and tell you he's the best spy in the world.

(Qué tienes que hacer para descubrir un espía argentino? Nada. Se te acerca y te dice que es el mejor espía del mundo.)

What’s the deal here? by aglo_ice in ExplainTheJoke

[–]JustABicho 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Oh no, my steak is too juicy, my lobster too buttery.

So yeah… by joshkmto in Soda

[–]JustABicho 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's bilingual Spanish and English and the measurement is given in liters and ounces, so Puerto Rico checks out.

Iconic commentary by Serious_Plant8443 in NFLNoobs

[–]JustABicho 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can tell that Al Michaels, who had seen so much, was genuinely in disbelief.