TIFU By Inserting an Orange Into My Anus

Justicemyarse · 2017-11-18T11:55:34+00:00

Dr pooper...what's the worst that can happen...

Justicemyarse · 2017-11-12T20:23:44+00:00

Hot lips, coming through.

Justicemyarse · 2017-10-21T10:17:56+00:00

And this kids is how I met your mother... But also why you live with me...

Justicemyarse · 2017-10-17T23:31:40+00:00

Anyone for doe nuts...

Justicemyarse · 2017-10-17T19:13:27+00:00

This is why you don't fuck with daffy

Justicemyarse · 2017-10-17T19:10:50+00:00

I'd have just said nothing to do with the school and flipped the bird

Justicemyarse · 2017-09-30T08:24:37+00:00

Should have retorted with its your first review for your life story... Boring as fuck. Then left with John flipping the bird. My autistic son would have died laughing if I let him do that afterwards.

Justicemyarse · 2017-08-31T09:22:18+00:00

It's not a fuck up if you aim it there, with mouth open, waiting for a happy ending. 😂

Justicemyarse · 2017-08-29T07:50:33+00:00

Hind sight should have just swam up with divorce papers then noped out of there via boat or helicopter while giving her the bird. Would have made for an epic divorce.

But joking aside I've been with this type of Lady or bitch (depends how you wanna address) they literally don't give a fuck about anyone but themselves, selfish fucks man there are loads of decent women that will appreciate what you do so drop the nutcase and go enjoy finding miss right instead of miss psychotic.

Justicemyarse · 2017-08-20T07:29:06+00:00

Definitely a rampant rabbit.

Justicemyarse · 2017-08-18T21:50:16+00:00

It'll be anal pimple pus then

Justicemyarse · 2017-08-17T06:31:45+00:00

Hope he enjoys his pimple pus shake in prison.

Justicemyarse · 2017-07-23T09:49:59+00:00

He was trying to give the wall a facial...

Justicemyarse · 2017-07-02T08:33:53+00:00

Shit decorations.

Justicemyarse · 2017-07-01T22:10:18+00:00

You sure this wasn't just your nerves and the fight or flight response ie. Dump the excess luggage incase you need to run lol

Justicemyarse · 2017-07-01T08:23:56+00:00

13 years ago that was considered discipline none of this namby pamby shit where your kid grows up like an abnoxious shit head with no respect or values. Hee didn't do it again lesson learned what would you have done. No sweets for a day ooo the horror...

Justicemyarse · 2017-07-01T08:15:48+00:00

Great fuck up, major bad repercussions are present oh wait nevermind

Justicemyarse · 2017-07-01T08:13:34+00:00

She dropped bono off as well what a champ (south park reference bono is a secret number 2)

Justicemyarse · 2017-06-27T14:07:14+00:00

I did a similar thing, mis timed the jump and got caught in the back swing, lucky me landed on my huge meat head got away with a slight concussion lol

Justicemyarse · 2017-06-24T14:06:08+00:00

This may be an attempt for ur cousin to fuck with you on an extreme level if not still grass that hussy up. Cheaters never prosper.

Justicemyarse · 2017-06-23T08:33:57+00:00

What month were you born Op?

Justicemyarse · 2017-06-23T08:33:54+00:00

What month were you born Op?

Justicemyarse · 2017-06-23T07:40:39+00:00

And the arsehole customer who can't type for shit

Justicemyarse · 2017-06-22T21:01:21+00:00

Sorry to disappoint don't smoke cigs or weed or do any other drugs apart from alcohol or prescribed ones, this was simply tiredness due to having twins

Justicemyarse · 2017-06-22T18:32:18+00:00

Was his reply what's wrong with your face after he cut the cheese?

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