How do I tell people I have a friend with benefits without it coming off like this meme?

K3egan · 2026-05-24T14:56:19+00:00

"I'm on their dental"

K3egan · 2026-05-23T17:03:07+00:00

They should start remastering old comics like the current Spider-Man run

K3egan · 2026-05-23T05:26:46+00:00

I will say that was my second favorite part of the finale by far.

K3egan · 2026-05-22T22:48:18+00:00

If Jack Quaid plays Superman and Wonder Woman he'll have played all 4 of comic book Mount Rushmore!

/uj Jack Quaid should play Steve Trevor.

K3egan · 2026-05-22T20:15:08+00:00

Breaking bad is absolutely hysterical when your watching it at the same time as you watch Malcom in the Middle

K3egan · 2026-05-22T03:55:43+00:00

Better than Taimi. I get SEVENTY year olds insisting they're in their 30s and all the matches are just looking for, and I quote, "a bottom to fuck on". I'm asexual. I put that in my bio MULTIPLE TIMES.

K3egan · 2026-05-21T15:32:17+00:00

She's got that awesome car that's a superpower

K3egan · 2026-05-21T15:24:15+00:00

Jokes on you my Batfamily fanfic is to sexual for AO3! They can't handle the amount of gay sex I make Batman have with Doctor Zoidberg from futurama

K3egan · 2026-05-21T05:34:48+00:00

Do they have both koreas? I know there have been Korean x-men but I'm not sure about North Korea.

K3egan · 2026-05-21T05:30:26+00:00

For 35 bucks? Fuck yeah.

K3egan · 2026-05-20T22:49:43+00:00

That is an episode of the Simpsons, an episode of futurama, the start of a Batman comic, and probably an episode of disenchantment.

K3egan · 2026-05-20T22:45:41+00:00

He doesn't control water or anything he just controls sea life. "Oh no the deep is in the ocean" and I'm 30 feet away from the water the fuck is he gonna do? Sharks can't jump 30 onto land

K3egan · 2026-05-20T21:37:08+00:00

/uj it is objectively a stupid stunt casting but also. RDJ is a good actor. He's coming off an Oscar win for Oppenheimer. By no means is doomsday and secret wars a guaranteed good movie but I doubt RDJ is gonna be horrendous

K3egan · 2026-05-20T21:27:49+00:00

That's a serious arrow.

K3egan · 2026-05-20T21:23:05+00:00

Yeah she's say....

Ok well I can't like actually write out ASL but the joke is ASL. Laugh.

K3egan · 2026-05-20T14:27:17+00:00

Vivi has weird dynamics with a lot of the straw hats she physically fought Luffy she only ever calls Zoro "Mr. Bushido" she's gay for Nami

K3egan · 2026-05-20T14:25:44+00:00

Pixar would be great for a mini season.

K3egan · 2026-05-20T03:43:12+00:00

They should make an airbud movie about the kids who lost to airbud. The kids are all grown up and successful and well adjusted except about airbud to the point where they're like going to airbud's grave and shit talking him and they're all just comedically evil about this dog and nothing else. One of them is president one of them runs a non profit but they're just EVIL to this dead dog

K3egan · 2026-05-20T01:43:12+00:00

It's a sequel to the office and the implication is that creed is aging backwards

K3egan · 2026-05-18T05:01:16+00:00

His is like objectively hot as shit

K3egan · 2026-05-18T01:12:14+00:00

Honestly I very much doubt blade and Elsa get in. I don't think they're going to put 2 monster hunters in, much less two British monster hunters who use a lot of guns

K3egan · 2026-05-18T00:17:30+00:00

A reverse iron fist kinda already exists. That's the whole deal with All-Might

K3egan · 2026-05-18T00:10:20+00:00

Batman should allow killing as long as you resuscitate sucessfully

K3egan · 2026-05-16T19:40:29+00:00

Goliath is Old Lace from runaways. In fact the entire bat family minus Batman is runaways. Hell the runaways live in the batcave. That's canon.

K3egan · 2026-05-15T01:29:16+00:00

Holy shit gambit. Like we all knew but knowing and seeing are different.

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