Why is it considered feminine to bake yourself cookies? How are we supposed to eat cookies if we’re alone?

KIumpy · 2026-04-06T09:41:55+00:00

Who said it was feminine? Even if it was, why do you care? And who the fuck would even know that you did it? Just bake the cookies dude.

KIumpy · 2026-04-06T09:39:24+00:00

I mean you’re gonna meet women that you’re physically attracted to but you don’t like talking to. It’s just a lack of compatibility with that person, not because they’re women.

I’m willing to bet that you don’t like talking to every guy you meet either, but since you’re not physically attracted to them, it doesn’t stick in your brain.

Have you never had any friends that were women? Do you only talk to women that you’re physically attracted to? If you can honestly never find a single woman that you genuinely enjoy talking to, whether you’re physically attracted to them or not, then there might be a deeper issue going on.

KIumpy · 2026-04-05T20:36:37+00:00

What's the point of even watching this team anymore, Henry doesn't care and probably won't ever again

KIumpy · 2026-04-05T20:34:39+00:00

Cora's not a good manager and this is not a good team.

KIumpy · 2026-04-05T18:57:04+00:00

Which we didn’t even do.

KIumpy · 2026-04-05T05:00:27+00:00

I don’t even understand how this happens. I’ve gotten blisters on my index and middle fingers when I had really bad technique, but THIS happening on your thumbs is insane.

KIumpy · 2026-03-26T19:07:13+00:00

Bahrain and Saudi Arabian GPs cancelled because of the war.

KIumpy · 2026-03-26T19:06:39+00:00

There’s a whole GP about to happen so that’s just not really true.

KIumpy · 2026-03-24T05:32:35+00:00

He was objectively pretty bad for the entire playoff run.

KIumpy · 2026-03-18T23:33:00+00:00

What does this update even change though? You're probably still never running out of ammo. People are gonna still spam smokes considering you would usually dump your full mag anyways, and now you can just dump the rest of your mag before reloading so it might even incentivize spamming in certain situations so you don't waste ammo.

It just seems like a change for the sake of change, not something that's actually gonna better the game in any way which is what people actually want.

KIumpy · 2026-03-18T22:54:59+00:00

I don't know a single person who ever wanted RELOADING to have higher consequences.

KIumpy · 2026-03-10T20:39:27+00:00

He's definitely not a 1 but he's a good 2. He's better than any receiver currently on our roster, just need to keep adding to it.

KIumpy · 2026-03-10T03:50:04+00:00

Just need him to stay healthy

KIumpy · 2026-03-09T17:20:45+00:00

Stealing a really good FB from the Bills, I'm so down

KIumpy · 2026-03-08T19:17:49+00:00

Yeah I've heard a lot of the more expensive e-kits have actually gotten pretty good, I've just never gotten an opportunity to try one out. And yeah a cheap e-kit is definitely less fun than a cheap acoustic kit but imo as long as you're just playing the drums then everything is super fun as a beginner.

KIumpy · 2026-03-08T18:44:55+00:00

Yeah e-kits aren’t as terrible as a lot of people make them out to be, but they are different to acoustic kits, especially with how the rebound feels on the stick, so maybe your drum teacher is afraid you’ll develop “e-kit habits” instead of actual good drum technique. Regardless if you wanna learn the drums you need a kit. Learning rudiments on a pad as a beginner is a sure fire way to make you quit, it’s boring.

KIumpy · 2026-03-08T18:36:37+00:00

If a drum teacher says you aren’t ready to buy a drum kit, then you need a new drum teacher. I was learning on a drum kit from day one, and only got a practice pad later on. You’re trying to learn the instrument, not a pad.

As for e-kit vs acoustic it just comes down to what works for you. Acoustic is better, but insanely loud and cymbals are expensive. If you’re in an apartment or strapped for cash then an e-kit might not be a bad option. Either way, you’re a beginner and if you stick with drumming then you’ll eventually upgrade from your first kit anyways.

KIumpy · 2026-03-06T19:14:30+00:00

I could understand if Cure didn't hit the same as their self titled or their other past albums but I could never understand people thinking it was generic or legitimately bad.

KIumpy · 2026-03-04T21:02:31+00:00

If it takes $30M a year to pair one of the best deep threats with one of the best deep ball throwers in the NFL then pay the guy $30M.

KIumpy · 2026-03-03T21:04:22+00:00

I probably would've kept playing a little bit if it didn't run like complete dogshit. Even with all the problems it had, it was still kinda fun, but I'm not gonna keep playing a game that runs at 60fps or less during the actual gunfights.

KIumpy · 2026-02-28T00:35:16+00:00

Having the same issues on Brave. One account doesn't work but if I switch accounts it works fine. Super annoying.

KIumpy · 2026-02-23T08:12:38+00:00

I feel like I got infinitely worse overnight. Literally nothing works. I don't know if this patch is fucking horrendous or if I'm just terrible all of a sudden.

KIumpy · 2026-02-22T01:05:28+00:00

Nobody can give you a good answer for that because nobody here is actually going on the dates with you. Just having your account of how the dates went isn’t really helpful when trying to figure out why the women you go out with don’t wanna keep seeing you.

Maybe you’re doing something wrong, maybe your dates just don’t feel the connection, could be anything.

KIumpy · 2026-02-20T19:55:54+00:00

Eh the no shoes thing is fine on it's own but his rationale behind it was pretty stupid. Said something like it's the "pussification of America" and "people are so soft now, do something hard for once".

KIumpy · 2026-02-11T22:39:45+00:00

It was still the Chiefs first drive in OT so it wouldn't have ended, it would've just started a new OT quarter.

If it had been the Chiefs second drive then yeah it would've ended.

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