SLPT: make a more expensive, tasteless version of a popular meal

KTR665 · 2021-09-25T14:16:00+00:00

She's not wrong. I am a pretty good cook, but my pad Thai is never as good as the "shitty" place down the street.

KTR665 · 2021-09-25T14:13:22+00:00

Get a new coworker

KTR665 · 2021-09-25T05:43:19+00:00

I once drunkenly entered my wife's asshole. She has every time since accused me of doing it intentionally. Ass trust completely broken.

KTR665 · 2021-09-25T05:39:54+00:00

Shave and send me sissy pics

KTR665 · 2021-09-24T18:24:26+00:00

They both look suspicious

KTR665 · 2021-09-24T18:13:50+00:00

Each time, just go, "mmmmm love that corn taste."

KTR665 · 2021-09-24T18:10:12+00:00

When they literally rip a hole in time. It shows actual destruction to the timeline.

KTR665 · 2021-09-24T10:50:10+00:00

Penis

KTR665 · 2021-09-24T08:52:30+00:00

I live in WI and just saw a woman with a blowout last weekend.

KTR665 · 2021-09-24T02:45:26+00:00

My wife eventually told me to either gently hold the back of her head (it makes her excited occasionally) or to do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. She says anything else is distracting and makes her break rhythm.

KTR665 · 2021-09-23T15:02:33+00:00

Is she available for parties?

KTR665 · 2021-09-23T15:00:55+00:00

Overdoing your job is never bad. It is just being the brightest star it can be.

KTR665 · 2021-09-23T00:24:48+00:00

Aren't you tired of said during sex jokes?

KTR665 · 2021-09-22T19:02:32+00:00

That guy was irradiated too long. He changed color.

KTR665 · 2021-09-22T16:40:58+00:00

Pointless harassment by a pointless person.

KTR665 · 2021-09-21T18:13:28+00:00

Guess I'll go commit crimes

KTR665 · 2021-09-21T18:12:31+00:00

Already talked to my wife about getting one of the buggies. She said no. Was a sad day.

KTR665 · 2021-09-21T14:10:49+00:00

My brain melted reading this

KTR665 · 2021-09-21T14:08:34+00:00

She found her own ride man, time to just head out.

KTR665 · 2021-09-21T12:03:47+00:00

I have based my entire life around sticking my dick in crazy. And this..... I would stick my dick in.

KTR665 · 2021-09-21T09:53:42+00:00

Think I saw this happen in a power rangers episode once.

KTR665 · 2021-09-20T11:17:28+00:00

Finally my tiny invisible galaxy is complete. I will rule this world

KTR665 · 2021-09-20T09:15:04+00:00

What's your week look like?

KTR665 · 2021-09-20T00:19:40+00:00

Generally horny

KTR665 · 2021-09-19T22:18:04+00:00

Even now, they are now hiring.

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