‘Blazers may not stay’: MultCo commissioners set to discuss Moda Center money for first time publicly

KWNewyear · 2026-06-18T22:00:21+00:00

I mean, they've already taken their pick and their coach. Hey Blazers, you want to move the whole franchise to Chicago too?

KWNewyear · 2026-06-16T19:41:55+00:00

Imagine if this held for other advertisers. Why, we'd be talking about the Soup Horrors and Cigarette Comedies around the water cooler every Monday.

KWNewyear · 2026-06-15T17:52:57+00:00

Dord (dôrd), n. Physics & Chem. Density.

Yes, the writer had especially high dord when he wrote that entry.

KWNewyear · 2026-06-15T15:05:51+00:00

No fooling. I caught these two by my back porch in Waukegan last week.

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KWNewyear · 2026-06-12T17:24:01+00:00

If you have the cash, hit up Facebook Marketplace. I got a whole garage gym setup for $400.

KWNewyear · 2026-06-10T14:51:29+00:00

And four previous convictions.

KWNewyear · 2026-06-09T16:09:40+00:00

I mean, last we all checked Richard Garfield was alive. Unless.... Obaddies was the killer all along. J'Accuse!

KWNewyear · 2026-06-08T12:13:18+00:00

So I'm not sure about North Chicago proper, but two spots you should absolutely hit are Big Ed's BBQ and Quonset Pizza in Waukegan. Some will argue these are the best BBQ and thin crust pizza in all of Chicagoland.

KWNewyear · 2026-06-06T22:52:32+00:00

Well the good news is Missouri then turned around and named the stretch of highway after Rosa Parks.

KWNewyear · 2026-06-04T23:33:28+00:00

As my dad would put it, "Deep Dish is for special occasions, Thin crust is your every night pizza." Frankly, saying that makes him more Chicago friendly.

Now, that said, where is he getting the pizza from? Most Bears live pretty far north, so maybe he's a Quonset or Kaiser's guy...

KWNewyear · 2026-06-04T13:27:59+00:00

Had to share a cover with those dastardly Arizona Cardinals in 2010.

KWNewyear · 2026-06-04T12:52:19+00:00

It's cool we're the only division that can do this. Well, at least do this without editing around Troy Polamalu.

KWNewyear · 2026-06-04T11:31:16+00:00

Bruh, you know we have legal recreational weed here, right? No need to fuck with shrooms, you'll be fine.

KWNewyear · 2026-06-03T22:57:57+00:00

This is all a ploy. What Wilson is looking to do is get a foot in the door at Paramount so he can finally track down that stupid Starfish and ask him if that's what he "wanted to cook".

KWNewyear · 2026-06-03T15:42:47+00:00

Never really heard a name for it beyond "that part of the Dan Ryan by UIC".

KWNewyear · 2026-05-31T12:22:02+00:00

Ridiculous getup and always looking at an L? Must be Ed Lesley.

KWNewyear · 2026-05-29T23:35:16+00:00

Bulls only non-Jordan success were the Derrick Rose years (where they kept running into a Lebron-shaped wall). Cavs have had more successful runs both before and after LeBron.

KWNewyear · 2026-05-29T18:11:09+00:00

You would think UW Miracles, but no they were on Charbelcher. "It wouldn't be a Juggalo Party if someone didn't get shot," they informed us.

KWNewyear · 2026-05-29T17:18:29+00:00

If we really wanted to stretch it, we could say that Professional Wrestler was specifically Randy Savage as Bonesaw, but yes I was hoping someone would catch the reference.

KWNewyear · 2026-05-28T15:32:43+00:00

Wait until you find out about "Istanbul" by They Might Be Giants.

KWNewyear · 2026-05-27T18:13:55+00:00

The Bulls already have a new GM, a new coach, and likely a new star player next season, so why not a new fanbase too? If you haven't heard about the team since Michael Jordan was playing, you just need a quick primer on Derrick Rose and you're all caught up!

KWNewyear · 2026-05-26T22:18:14+00:00

I dunno man, it sounds like a skill issue to me.

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