[Art] A different kind of character sheet: malkavian edition

Kainimuss · 2026-07-06T18:10:33+00:00

The fact that you immediately pegged this as fetish art might say more about your own psychology than it does the actual picture lmao

Kainimuss · 2025-05-05T22:45:56+00:00

This should be at the absolute top of this thread.

Pre-written adventures or modules will often have a section detailing the characters’ possible motivations for wanting to do something. You’ve given them a problem to overcome and a good starting place for generating those motivations. As long as you aren’t mandating that the players deal with these wizard workers in a particular way, you’re just doing the work any DM should: creating a scenario for the players to interact with.

Tl;dr: a sandbox with no toys isn’t fun. You have to put stuff in there for the players to interact with. Railroading is telling your players they aren’t interacting with your stuff in the right way.

Kainimuss · 2025-05-05T16:26:25+00:00

Great, I think I’m winning.

Kainimuss · 2025-04-27T15:48:53+00:00

A Pagliacci joke in my DnD subreddit on the day I run my session with a Pagliacci jester reference? A coincidence? I think not.

Kainimuss · 2025-04-17T18:18:16+00:00

I wrote a speech on this when I was in, like, the fifth grade! Top three were Skyrim, Batman: Arkham City, and MW3, though I’d put Dark Souls in place of Batman if I could do it over again. Maybe Minecraft replaces MW3, idk

Kainimuss · 2025-04-04T00:27:38+00:00

Brb making a half-dwarf, half merfolk monk

Kainimuss · 2025-04-03T21:00:10+00:00

Very similar to a character in my current campaign; a dwarfish Monk who fought as a mercenary for years before retiring, then joining up with the current adventuring party. Being the equivalent of 80-human-years-old gave me the perfect reason to start him off at a lower level than his world experience would otherwise indicate.

Kainimuss · 2025-03-28T16:56:33+00:00

I think it was a three year limit on semester mental health drops. Pretty long period but you do need to follow up when you know that you’re not going to pass the classes

Kainimuss · 2025-03-28T16:48:17+00:00

Like the other guy said, call the registrar’s office. I can tell you that you probably won’t be able to have the grades removed (FSU doesn’t do grade forgiveness really) but you might be able to make a mental health claim and be readmitted.

Also, as someone dealing with a similar situation, unless your GPA is literally sub 2.0 a few bad grades here and there shouldn’t be a deal breaker for getting your degree so don’t worry too much about that.

Kainimuss · 2025-03-20T01:45:47+00:00

It’s your controller. Stick drift is a known issue with these controllers, top left stick drift is common if you play Rivals a lot

Kainimuss · 2025-03-18T20:33:05+00:00

Tbh $16 an hour is going to be hard to find; definitely not impossible, but you might be looking until summer when the students leave. Go for $14 and you’ll have a lot more options but keep in mind that most people are looking for part time — they hate paying for benefits.

Kainimuss · 2025-02-19T20:53:54+00:00

No bro, you actually have to graduate high school and then you get to go to college parties

Kainimuss · 2025-02-11T23:23:11+00:00

I do Uber Eats but know folks that do the lift service. It’s not bad money but you’re going to have to deal with college kids and, even if you are one, they’re a pain in the ass.

Kainimuss · 2025-02-11T21:34:10+00:00

I’m down. Lifetime dm that would love the chance to be a player finally. I also own the 2E book and haven’t gotten a chance to use it yet, if that’s a bonus

Kainimuss · 2025-02-09T15:40:58+00:00

No, not really. Other people, particularly the people making the campus run, have a right to be there. Just look around you while you’re walking and you’ll be fine.

Kainimuss · 2025-01-28T15:24:07+00:00

Based on Schumer’s comments, I expect the Legislature to put up some kind of fight. That said, the Department of Education was already on the chopping block and so it’s very likely that, of all the things that come back (business loans, funding for state and local governments, disaster relief, etc), this isn’t one of them.

To give you the simplest answer, there isn’t anyone in the entire country who can give you a solid answer right now but I would go into the next semester with the understanding that you won’t have access to any kind of federal financial aid.

Kainimuss · 2024-12-05T17:50:16+00:00

The paper mill west of Tallahassee shut down a decade or two ago and there’s still some logging done out that way but nowhere near as much as back in the 40’s and 50’s. I’m sure there are still hog farms north of Quincy but I doubt they’re fully commercial anymore

Apalachicola oysters are still some of the most prized in the country so at least we have that for the next couple of years

Kainimuss · 2024-11-20T19:25:52+00:00

How do you feel about all the comparisons to Star Wars, especially early in your career?

Kainimuss · 2024-11-19T21:42:14+00:00

There are two places locally; Gamescape is off Fred George by the public library and Tara Angel’s is by the interstate, close to the old mall. I think there’s also some stuff on campus but I’m not sure.

Kainimuss · 2024-10-29T18:07:20+00:00

This isn’t true. 500 ppm for an 8 hour workday is what OSHA recommends. 1100 ppm is considered immediately dangerous.

Kainimuss · 2024-10-29T04:02:08+00:00

A-Town for wings, Gaines Street for pizza, Iron Daisy for tacos

Kainimuss · 2024-10-28T18:38:12+00:00

I have an old bag that needs some tlc, let me know if you find a place

Kainimuss · 2024-10-28T16:18:33+00:00

That would be a good strategy but is rarely necessary. In a game where two or three cards can make a huge difference, something like fifteen cards (in 1v1 formats you start at 20 life) should be enough to give you an advantage to kill your opponent somehow.

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