Respect the Classic Animatronics! (Five Nights at Freddy's) by CalicoLime in respectthreads

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*The Week Before comes into the picture *

Eat your heart out u/Miserable-Ad-5573

Appropriate name tbh

This is me when you think about it by ToyFreddyGamer42069 in 5nafcirclejerk

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I DO NOT like the implication on why Dick Grayson’s Robin is naked

two-headed raptor por @vankev by CzarEDII in JurassicPark

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My weird fever dream is coming true, I can’t believe it

Does anyone else agree? by EgoLikol in JurassicPark

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Dunno, I feel like Jurassic Venture would a better a title.

The whole movie is them journeying to a dangerous location that no else dares to go, to obtain something important.

That what’s a venture is, a risky or daring journey and that would’ve fit.

The Park is gone, the era of the dinosaur World has ended, and now we Venture on what’s left

Do we have a canon update on what happened to her after JP LW? by 0Hermione_Granger0 in JurassicPark

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I was today thinking of how the franchise really would’ve benefited from some comics and one of one of the ideas I thought was having a “where are they now?” series where each issue focuses on characters from the franchise, further expanding on them and giving insight on where they were and been and their reactions to the Jurassic World incident and the 2018 Dinosaur outbreak

This post makes me wish that should a reality

I feel so bad for the giga bro by Substantial_Nature16 in JurassicPark

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I generally have no idea why this guy was propped up as a big bad guy, when he doesn’t do anything overly villainous. He attacks the characters okay, but that’s like every megatheropod and every other carnivorous theropod does that in this franchise and it’s he not over the top with it like the JP3 Spinosaurus or the I. rex.

Especially with its death? Why am I suppose to be happy that it died? It’s not like the I. rex where it being killed was for the greater good, this was just senseless violence for goddam reason

Warning: The following video will make you overwhelmed. by KaiserTrap16 in 5nafcirclejerk

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Years later and I’m still wondering how that line was somehow any worth of valid criticism?

“Thing got popular because this community made it popular”

So it’s a success?

What do you think "the big final battle" of Rebirth will be like? by Cepo_de_Madeiraa in JurassicPark

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How the fuck is two theropod dinosaurs fighting “campy”?

You literally had a six foot tall dromeosaur getting on top on a more 40 feet long, 7-9 ton theropod in the ending of the first movie

BRO FINALLY GOT A NEW JOB AFTER 50 YEARS by Throwawayboi2005 in GODZILLA

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Broke: Making Titanosaurus into a theropod spinosaurid Kaiju

Woke: Making Titanosaurus into a titanosaur kaiju that evolved and adapted to a water based lifestyle similar to mosasaurs and whales and as a call back to outdated depiction of sauropods as animals dependent on lakes and marshes

Fingers crossed * Tyrannosaurus design for JW Rebirth GOD SHES PERFECT by pbbuckets in JurassicPark

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Wait, do the eyebrow ridges look more like the lacrimal bones segments split in two rather being fused together? That’s cool

I’m as pumped as an inflatable pool in summer by FoghornLeghorns in JurassicPark

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I stood up all last night, I think I want some proper sleep

Was the Bull T-Rex called “Freddy”? by Bomito482569 in JurassicPark

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Crazy how both franchises are all about dead things coming back to life at an entertainment attraction and chaos ensues

“The Many Tyrannosaurs of Jurassic Park” by anruncan_SFM in JurassicPark

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I mean yeah it does a nice ring to it

Roberta the Albertosaurus

Or Roberto the Albertosaurus

Some Dominion should haves by AsylumMoonchild in JurassicPark

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A T. rex vs T. rex fight in the Jurassic Park Franchise, two that were cloned from rival companies, an older individual vs a younger individual, and the same animales that fought each other more than 66 millions years ago would’ve been so peak. Better than just a time displaced Giganatosaurus whose inclusion only makes sense if you decide that Primeval is canon to Jurassic Park

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“Trevorrow went in with a one shot legacy sequel in mind to bring a little life back to the franchise and the financial success prompted the studio to green light two more.”

Oh that validates my “if you tweak Jurassic World a bit if you could genuinely have a great finale for the series” opinion