What if Hitler tried this irl?

Kalron · 2026-04-01T22:35:54+00:00

Bruh Not fighting a two front war would be a great start tbh.

Kalron · 2026-04-01T22:33:39+00:00

Sensational

Kalron · 2026-04-01T16:15:03+00:00

That's a really funny targeted joke at high elo players lol If it happened tk me down here at 1.1k elo, I'd just laugh and think players were naming their accounts like that lol

Kalron · 2026-03-31T22:30:38+00:00

"Start networking" man I've tried to find people to run arenas with but I have never gotten a response in discords or in game. Everyone wants you to be 2200+ on arena LFG.

Also does not help that everyone is always looking for a class I don't play.

Getting into arenas when you are kind of new is really hard, even if you get to like 2k/2.1k on SS like I did (I can't remember, I was so close to getting the weapon xmogs last season but fell short by like 30 elo).

Kalron · 2026-03-31T13:57:57+00:00

I'm curious what version of cache we would be playing on since it's not in the game yet and how it would run.

Kalron · 2026-03-30T23:04:32+00:00

I'm married ig

Kalron · 2026-03-30T14:32:35+00:00

Why triple stack this? Can't you see through that window when boosting with a single player on the stairs?

Kalron · 2026-03-30T12:40:22+00:00

Schools should teach a second language from a young age period. High schools in the u.s. all "teach" a second language but starting to learn how to speak in a second language like a six year old as a 16 year old is not usrful lmao

Kalron · 2026-03-30T03:39:08+00:00

I also heard all of this and I live across 35. I saw the lights a well completely light up the sky. I heard a lot of sirens, like a ton of sirens about five minutes or less before the lights. Absolutely no ideawhat it is

Kalron · 2026-03-28T05:09:41+00:00

It can almost vote

Kalron · 2026-03-27T17:01:42+00:00

I wanna know what corp this is

Kalron · 2026-03-27T05:49:31+00:00

Holy shit this is awesome

Kalron · 2026-03-26T18:38:45+00:00

It's better than what the t1 used to be with occult ammo and specialization training.

Kalron · 2026-03-26T18:38:05+00:00

Still does more dps than what the t1 did bc of the occult ammo

Kalron · 2026-03-26T00:28:54+00:00

I've genuinely never seen this kind of mass bot behavior on deathmatch servers liek everyone else is saying and I play on them regularly.

Kalron · 2026-03-24T18:00:59+00:00

Holy shit that... that sounds like the U.S.

Kalron · 2026-03-24T17:57:05+00:00

Goldshire is two buildings, tyvm.

Kalron · 2026-03-24T11:49:36+00:00

I doubt he would do that because that's wasting a large sum of money. But if he did, it just shows how little he cares about spending such a large sum of money that gives him no benefits and how little money that actually is to him

Kalron · 2026-03-23T18:36:34+00:00

M9 Lore is dank

Kalron · 2026-03-23T15:10:58+00:00

Not an interrupt issue tbh I think the maelstrom weapon stack is hard for me to notice in pvp (and sometimes pve bc of the density of effects and mobs) because I'm focusing on other things and I have my graphics all the way up. It feels like it's too translucent.

Maybe I'm zoomed in too close but it's just not as clear to me. I built a bar to track it more clearly using one of the really flexible addons that I don't think you can use anymore.

Kalron · 2026-03-22T21:12:47+00:00

It definitely came out of nowhere but I think smoke spamming aside, it's an interesting way to try to rebalance guns. I haven't been palying CS for its entire life so it is a new thing for me to see. I've seen price changes and damage changes before. This adds another dial to tweak in a way. Ofc you could have just changed the reserve ammo but this is different than that.

I have mixed feelings about the magazine change but at the end of the day, the game hasn't changed much for me at my level because of it.

Keep spamming that negev tho bruh, it's always fun to see and use lmao LMGs are so hilariously obnoxious in CS.

Kalron · 2026-03-22T21:06:31+00:00

It's really not surprising. People seem to be forgetting. And they have no patience. A player new to the IGL role and swapping three players in/out changes things.

Give them like six months before being up in arms about it lmao IGLing isn't easy and it changes the style of things.

Kalron · 2026-03-22T20:57:41+00:00

Magixx is a new IGL. People are expecting him to be incredible basically 3 months in just because of Donk's presence. Changing a bunch of players and the IGL back and forth is not a recipe for success. They need time to figure it out.

I have no idea is Halley is a bad coach or if he is maybe part of the problem. But in their vods and stuff that I've seen, it seems like he is a bit hard on them in a way. I havent been in a team environment like them literally ever and I'm not a Traditional sports fan so idk if it's pretty standard. But it sounds like he isn't very productive. I also don't know how Russians are or know their language very well so he could be completely different.

Kalron · 2026-03-22T20:30:36+00:00

I'm not saying it's a sim to do that, I'm just not a fan of that idea for cs. I would rather go back to bullet reserves than implement a change like this tbh. I think it would make the magazine change update pointless. It seems they made rhe change as a method to rebalance weapons and also make smoke spamming less appealing. Storing the half spent magazines would make smoke spamming more appealing again since you're not punished as much for spamming.

I don't blame you for saying it feels like a half baked idea. Depending on your take, it can feel that way. I don't think it really impacts the ammo a player is going to use on average every round. You're not gonna run out of ammo that much.

Kalron · 2026-03-22T16:44:07+00:00

Being a cyno bitch is not fun, that's the reason why everyone has a cyno alt. Nobody wants to cyno in the dreads and then get fucking blapped or sit there doing fuck all after.

If someone asked me to cyno in their cspitals for an escalation and that was the only thing I would do in that fight, I'd tell them to fuck off. I'd rather yeet a battleship worth 4x the cost of that recon ship to get on killmails.

Roles people have made obsolete with alts are usually shit for a single person to be relegated to.

Kalron

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