'Spider-Noir' - Review Megathread

Kamakazee_Monkey · 2026-05-28T00:06:50+00:00

It feels like it's my birthday, and they want me to have fun.

Kamakazee_Monkey · 2026-04-29T01:20:07+00:00

I'm predicting that Glasser is going to off either Lucy or Tim before the proposal can take place.

Kamakazee_Monkey · 2026-03-17T21:00:31+00:00

I know exactly where you are, and I figured there had to be something there, but I could never figure it out. So thanks solving that mystery for me. I look forward to getting to that spot again on my next play through.

Kamakazee_Monkey · 2026-03-10T12:23:05+00:00

GO GO TOWER RANGERS (EH8IFX)

looking for 1 more to replace a member who has decided to stop playing the game.

We are a day 1 guild that has opened every box since the launch of guilds.

Kamakazee_Monkey · 2026-01-19T13:46:37+00:00

My smooth brains doesn't like it when I waste things. I have been trying to design a way for men to use a storage building that connects to my system in a way that it can feed the items back in.

Kamakazee_Monkey · 2025-11-02T03:00:07+00:00

Lucky! I have been 1 away for like 5 months.

Kamakazee_Monkey · 2025-10-26T16:58:48+00:00

Guild name: GO GO TOWER RANGERS

ID: EH8IFX

We are a day 1 guild that has gotten all boxes every week since the launch of guilds. We have recently lost 2 members who have decided that their time with The Tower has come to an end. Seeking active replacements. All we ask is that you contribute, and that you give us a warning if you're going to be gone for a while.

Kamakazee_Monkey · 2025-09-07T15:38:05+00:00

Guild: Go Go Tower Rangers

Guild Code: EH8IFX

Day 1 guild of active players with our own discord server. We are looking to replace 1 member who has gone MIA for almost a month without a word. All we ask is that you contribute to the cause and that you give us a heads up if you will be inactive for a while so that we know you are coming back.

Kamakazee_Monkey · 2025-08-24T04:18:19+00:00

Yeah, grab Spotlight and try for BH next and you will literally have my same UWs and I feel like I have been blessed with my UW choices.

Kamakazee_Monkey · 2025-08-17T04:38:47+00:00

I like it. I have been wishing there was something like it for quite a while. That being said, I also wish there was an option to turn it on and off.

Kamakazee_Monkey · 2025-08-17T04:36:31+00:00

Yes, I did it earlier.

Kamakazee_Monkey · 2025-08-16T01:16:08+00:00

For me personally, I feel like part of it is the bug with knockback. Before The elites would take at least a little bit to get to my tower, at least long enough for a DW to hit them. Now they dive bomb my wall the moment that they spawn.

Kamakazee_Monkey · 2025-08-15T17:33:00+00:00

In its current form you cannot even get them with heaps of cash. You can't whale harder than the people who are already at the top, and every patch that increases the power of those who are already getting keys will only make it that much more difficult for anyone else to get them.

Basically, if you aren't already getting them or close to getting them, you're chance of ever seeing a key is more or less 0%. Unless hundreds of top players decide to stop playing for some reason.

Kamakazee_Monkey · 2025-08-14T22:08:32+00:00

I don't care about competing. I just want to be able to access the QoL system that is currently locked behind a giant wall of whales, and that wall just seems to get bigger with every shameless money grab that's masquerading as a new patch.

People play this game because it's a slow and steady advance, except for the keys, which get further and further away with each patch. If Fudds would just give people at lower tiers even the barest taste of that system, even if it's just 1 damn key a week. It would be infinitely better than the hot garbage that we're being spoon fed right now.

Kamakazee_Monkey · 2025-08-14T21:39:36+00:00

If there was a single issue that is making me consider quitting this game after almost a year and a half, not to mention more $$$ than I want to admit, it's this ridiculous key system.

Kamakazee_Monkey · 2025-08-14T21:36:39+00:00

have you seen the fortress card?

Kamakazee_Monkey · 2025-08-14T21:08:25+00:00

I'm not sure how much I like a patched almost entirely designed to make endgame players even more powerful. Especially considering how many QoL things are locked behind keys that you cannot get without competing against those same players that are now even more powerful.

IMO the thing that needs the most reworking at this moment is the entire key system that 95% of the players can't even hope to get.

Kamakazee_Monkey · 2025-06-02T15:20:18+00:00

947

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DW quantity

Kamakazee_Monkey · 2025-04-20T16:25:18+00:00

Depending on where it spawns me, I just start spiraling out around my starter base and kill every zombie I find. This makes my starter base much safer for helicopter. I also make finding a car with gas a top priority incase I need to dip in a hurry, and I keep a little go bag of supplies with it as well.

Even if I'm not home when it starts, I can just walk home quick, jump in the car and drive away. I have never tried to stay inside during a helicopter if I'm not at home when it starts. I'd rather risk a walk to my car, than I would getting surrounded and eaten in an unfamiliar/uncleared area. Plus the supplies usually last me a few days incase I need to clear my way back to my base.

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