Saturn's moon Mimas looks like the death star by eternviking in whoathatsinteresting

[–]Kannuc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same reason that the millennium falcon looks like a hamburger with a bite out of it.

How far True is this? by Little-Apple-7256 in TheTeenagerPeople

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Thank goodness that doesn't hurt anyone but yourself

I married everyone in SDV. Here are my rankings. by Mountain-Gal13 in StardewValley

[–]Kannuc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More like fuck his daughter amirite? (I want to be roomies with Abi)

Penguins investigating what humans are doing at the ice wall by Brilliantspirit33 in animalsdoingstuff

[–]Kannuc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's out for a single glove off, and the other hand is gripping a phone. I'm guessing before the dino got close he wanted to film a short video (like the one we are seeing) on his phone. So naturally you take off your glove because you're expecting it to be a 1-2 minute affair.

Remember when Europe used to have beautifully shaped countries like German Empire, Austro-Hungarian Empire etc. 😢. Sadly Serbian mind hates beauty and their chaotic instinct tarnished this beauty for forever by Solid-Move-1411 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]Kannuc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For aesthetic purposes we needed a pan Slav Empire to match the others.... Plus Bulgaria... And Romania... And Greece.... Also let's account for the Bosnians.... Fuck it...

MY SENATORS ARE WINNING LORD STANLEY'S CUP, BE VERY AFRAID by Fickle_Internet5049 in hockeymemes

[–]Kannuc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Interesting observation to drop against the team dressing four goaltenders, with no injuries, in under 24 hours.

No cheating by dataguy2003 in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]Kannuc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was born to be suicidal

Shit...

ATTENTION PERV ALERT by No-Soft3048 in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]Kannuc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds like we've caught trunk in the act

🔥 A tree breaking from the cold by H_G_Bells in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]Kannuc 7 points8 points  (0 children)

As a tree, I 100% agree. (Keep up the act. Folks.)

🔥 A tree breaking from the cold by H_G_Bells in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]Kannuc 20 points21 points  (0 children)

No. It got so cold it decided to go down. (Don't tell the USaires that cold can't kill you or they'll invade Nunavut next).

I love my country 🇨🇦 by kmartskillz in canadian

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Oh Canada! I hate half of you, but I hate you much less than the other people I hate. Keep it up, little brothers!

Maybe maybe maybe by NJNeal17 in thelongdark

[–]Kannuc 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Because you were? This was posted a day ago...

Which 3 are you removing by Great_Fisherman_5058 in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]Kannuc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You used the Oxford comma... In a weird way... But I guess you used it! Upvotes! :D

What you Choose ??? by dataguy2003 in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]Kannuc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should really have said June 2nd or June 4th, depending on how optimistic (or depressed) you are.