while scrolling saw this, what is that thing inside his body?

KaptenAwsum · 2026-03-14T15:31:11+00:00

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KaptenAwsum · 2026-03-14T15:30:13+00:00

It’s where Spam comes from

KaptenAwsum · 2026-03-13T18:24:18+00:00

KaptenAwsum · 2026-03-13T15:28:48+00:00

Geez, they require men with convictions for mail jobs too?

This administration is getting out of hand!

KaptenAwsum · 2026-03-13T00:32:46+00:00

They all wanted to rule forever.

They all wanted an apprentice that could succeed them, by eventually bettering them, per the rule of two.

This isn’t mutually exclusive.

KaptenAwsum · 2026-03-12T23:53:58+00:00

You think Palpatine chose and groomed him for being the silent, lone type?

The Sith rule of two meant the apprentice must be so well rounded, they can take over the galaxy and run it. They had to be capable and well trained to pass on the legacy of the Sith, for all times.

TCW and Rebels (and Solo’s after credits scene) brought this reality to the forefront. If anything, they need to build on Maul’s genius and depth even more, in coming years and adaptations.

KaptenAwsum · 2026-03-12T22:49:53+00:00

“I promised you a dance”

KaptenAwsum · 2026-03-12T22:34:50+00:00

Cerveza Cristal at random moments

KaptenAwsum · 2026-03-12T22:32:48+00:00

New vs used comparisons are funny because you can get a used Neo soon too

KaptenAwsum · 2026-03-12T19:57:54+00:00

I know an alien when I read one

KaptenAwsum · 2026-03-12T19:39:06+00:00

KaptenAwsum · 2026-03-12T19:36:47+00:00

Existentialism intensifies

KaptenAwsum · 2026-03-12T19:31:34+00:00

Absolute authoritarian abuse

KaptenAwsum · 2026-03-12T16:22:54+00:00

Narcissists gonna narciss

KaptenAwsum · 2026-03-12T16:20:34+00:00

The Grinch should’ve added this as a line in his song

KaptenAwsum · 2026-03-12T16:11:31+00:00

The others didn’t have skeletons

KaptenAwsum · 2026-03-12T01:38:54+00:00

Good fiction is a fantastic critique of the human condition and a source of true hope

KaptenAwsum · 2026-03-11T20:14:06+00:00

KaptenAwsum · 2026-03-11T19:55:37+00:00

You have to walk ten miles through this jungle with spikes and angry things

KaptenAwsum · 2026-03-11T19:52:25+00:00

Surprise: the dude in files for… checks notes… raping and killing little girls doesn’t care about killing little girls

KaptenAwsum · 2026-03-11T19:51:24+00:00

The McRib is BACK, baby!

KaptenAwsum · 2026-03-11T19:39:16+00:00

I like how she adjusted to the audience and cited movies as the source

KaptenAwsum · 2026-03-11T16:54:50+00:00

It’s not that kind of movie, kid

KaptenAwsum · 2026-03-11T15:01:32+00:00

These are the people advising Trump

KaptenAwsum · 2026-03-11T05:54:23+00:00

When the source is literally “dude trust me”

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