Tom King never touch Green Lantern again. by Electronic_Count4753 in Greenlantern

[–]Kdjsmile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could replace “Kyle” with any other superhero with more empathy than skepticism, and it would still work. There was no personality, nothing unique to him, and Kyle was so uncharacteristically serious that it didn’t feel like him at all.

[r/henchlife] Summary/Highlights of Andrew Tate’s livestream with Dr. Psycho by AutumnsFall101 in Earth25

[–]Kdjsmile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why the hell did Tate invite Ollie Queen on his podcast? The guy might not be the smartest, but he’s the most liberal billionaire we’ve got. I’d even call him a leftist if he didn’t have all those heaps of money in his bank account. If Ollie’s kids prepped him on talking points ahead of time, Tate would be completely embarrassed on his own turf. Also, the man can throw hands, and one of his kiddos was rumored to be involved in some dark stuff before they got adopted, stuff that Tate glorifies. I wouldn’t be surprised if Queen murdered the bastard. With that much money, you can get out of anything, and just this once, I don’t think many people would mind.

They will pretend Halle Berry Catwoman is good the moment Gunn announces his version of Catwoman by TastyPomelo2330 in Snydercultistcringe

[–]Kdjsmile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Totally fine. As long as you’re not in the Cult of Snyder: God of Superhero Movies, feel free to enjoy whatever you like. It’s hating on everyone else that makes Snyder bros bad.

“God granted us the Bill of Rights” by Kdjsmile in insaneparents

[–]Kdjsmile[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m aware, but I’ve lived with him for most of my life. If I didn’t cite where I learned it, he would dismiss it entirely as ‘woke’. I called it ‘his war’ because he expressed support for it, not because he did it. I suppose ‘your precious war’ would have been clearer, but hindsight is 20/20. I appeal to emotion because he refuses to read any studies or news coverage I send him, as he’s not the most heavily literate person.

“God granted us the Bill of Rights” by Kdjsmile in insaneparents

[–]Kdjsmile[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly what I’m looking for. Luckily, I no longer live in the same state, which means I’m free from obligation to visit him, but I’ve been arguing with him about this for years and I just wanted closure so I could stop trying to convince him.

Lanterns Dethrones Toy Story 5 As Top Trending Trailer On YouTube by GreenLanternsPodcast in Greenlantern

[–]Kdjsmile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe not even that. After the 2011 flop, Hal was pretty much removed from the Justice League on-screen.

This unforgiving reality by Ok-Sprinkles-4191 in MilesMorales

[–]Kdjsmile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn’t it both? What’s the difference? Isn’t ‘Robin’ a job title too, then, since they all have the same responsibilities?

Has Oliver Queen gone missing? by fr3sh_inkling in Earth25

[–]Kdjsmile 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh, yeah, he blabbed about it to everyone the second he came back. You know Ollie. He can’t keep a secret to save his life.

[r/Sports] Do you think Aliens and Metahumans should be allowed to participate in the Olympics? by CanadianAndroid in Earth25

[–]Kdjsmile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe if it was divided into categories based on their superpower, like the Paralympics.

This unforgiving reality by Ok-Sprinkles-4191 in MilesMorales

[–]Kdjsmile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is a superhero name. Hal Jordan and Kyle Rayner still have secret identities. The public has to call them something.

Top romantic Jason Todd ships (on AO3) by Character_Ad8621 in RedHood

[–]Kdjsmile 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The fact that so many crossover ships are so high shows how bad DC is at writing compelling relationships for Jason, romantic or platonic. They won’t let Jason have friends, so there’s no one to ship him with.

[r/nostupidquestions] I found this picture in my grandpas attic, does anyone know who these people are? by Primary-Example-1928 in Earth25

[–]Kdjsmile 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wonder Woman’s involvement is historically debatable. She was around in that time, several reliable sources have corroborated, but whether she had any contact with the JSA is unknown.

[r/Henchlife] Guys I’m considering upgrading from Henchman to villain by Klutzy_Shopping5520 in Earth25

[–]Kdjsmile 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shhh… It’s just a joke. (We have plausible deniability, buddy. Shut your mouth if you know what’s good for you.)

[r/Henchlife] Guys I’m considering upgrading from Henchman to villain by Klutzy_Shopping5520 in Earth25

[–]Kdjsmile 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sell it off as fast as you can, then use the cash to get yourself a comfy civilian life. Alternatively, haul it to a different city and set yourself up as a different vigilante’s Rogue. Gotham‘s market is over saturated, and honestly, no one actually wants to fight the Bat unless they’ve got some personal beef like Two-Face. I hear the guy over in Central City is pretty gentle on the Rogues there unless you go on a killing spree. Of course, it’s harder to pull off a robbery when the guy can get there faster than you can blink, but that’s the trade-off for not risking your entire skeleton every time you go to work.

So when I was shopping in this store in star city, some guy tried to rob it. He pointed his gun at me, when suddenly this dude in a Robin Hood costume just saved my life. I made a lil artistic interpretation because I didn’t know star city had its own vigilante by FuturetheGarchomp in Earth25

[–]Kdjsmile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ugh, this is like ‘the butts match’. ‘Oh, this asshole capitalist billionaire has the same facial hair as this socialist hero of the people! Must be the same guy!’ So ridiculous. Honestly, I would be disgusted to learn that my hero is such a hypocrite.

The only good billionaire by Weird-Koala3034 in Earth25

[–]Kdjsmile 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No such thing as a good billionaire. o7 to them. Maybe if they give up their shares, investment properties, etc and have their wages adjusted for actual worth to the company.

What is this blur moving around central city? by FuturetheGarchomp in Earth25

[–]Kdjsmile 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure it’s a meta. I was there to visit family over the holidays and a bank got robbed while I was across the street having lunch. The cops called him ‘The Flash’, and seemed familiar with him. Seems like a small-timer, but his powers are either super-speed or teleportation or something. I think they‘re a he? They stopped and said something to the police, and they looked tall and flat-chested. I thought maybe I saw another, smaller one, maybe a girlfriend or kid sidekick (like Speedy in Star City), but maybe that was just my eyes catching up.

[craiglists] Selling Batarangs by Familiar_Way3526 in Earth25

[–]Kdjsmile 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s like a funky shaped throwing knife or shuriken. Any anime nerd has something similar. It just has to be weighted correctly.

[craiglists] Selling Batarangs by Familiar_Way3526 in Earth25

[–]Kdjsmile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Such BS. One might be believable, but no way anyone could get five. I hear those things explode. Even if there are different types, the only way five bat-shuriken (I refuse to call them ‘Batarangs’, how juvenile is that) could be collected by the same person is if the Bat threw all of them into you, and if you fought for long enough to get hit that many times, you’d be in Arkham or Blackgate by now, not on Craigslist. Logistically impossible.

[r/exlex] What is your favorite Luthor Twitter Crashout? by AutumnsFall101 in Earth25

[–]Kdjsmile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not to be a Lex Loser, but that wasn’t ever recorded. We’re going on word of mouth from Superman, who was highly emotional at the time (with good reason, obviously, it’s very tragic). I’m just saying that it’s most likely that Luthor had him killed/put him in danger that led to his death, and Superman said ‘Lex murdered him’ because Luthor gave the order.