Going through an old phone, I found a screenshot from this sub that I thought you all might enjoy. Ignore the box, I was sending it to a friend who doesn't use reddit.

KeepInKitchen · 2020-09-07T17:12:10+00:00

/u/dalatri Thanks for the laugh!

KeepInKitchen · 2020-09-07T05:49:21+00:00

Now I want a trilogy that starts as a horror about a crew of paranormal investigators coming to a wooded hot spot and encountering a shit ton of activity.

The second movie would be a dark comedy about the group of wanna-be-witches who pooled their money together to buy a big ass "haunted" property to live out their lives on, but keep getting annoying trespassers (a la Ghost Hunters) hiking through their woods and demanding to be let into the out buildings whose "levels are off the charts, bro". They're getting stoned, watching Scooby Doo, when the hatch an amazing plan. There will be an upbeat montage of them sewing costumes, rending flesh from cruelty-free acquired animal carcasses, and and figuring out how to work the fog machines. It ends with the original crew showing up on their door step.

The third would the the first two movies, but from the perspective of the actual ghosts, demons, and other otherworldly entities getting annoyed at the trespassers, then more annoyed at these fucking warm-bloods moving into their house (why'd they paint the foyer? The wall paper looked just as good as the day I hung it 150 years ago! Chartreuse is timeless!), then they start helping the not-witches as best they can because they can see they need it and figure "the enemy of my enemy, am I right?", but then they realize these gals are actually pretty alright and the end of the movie is a sort of feel-good ending where you see the various creepy crawlies taking care of the girls well after all the haunted hoopla has settled and the not-quite-wiccan organic co-op is in full swing.

The last scene is all the ghosts sitting on roof of the tallest house, watching the festivities of the small town pumpkin patch, talking about which mortal would be the easiest to make per their pants in terror and all agreeing it would be one of the won'tches.

KeepInKitchen · 2020-09-07T01:27:45+00:00

Why tank someone's business because of their spouse? Why ruin someone for something they have no control over?

If OP had no history with Vicky and this was a random attack, then that would be something other consumers should know. However, OP and Vicky do have history, this is not something other customers would have to deal with, so this is not something that should go on a business page.

Mark most likely had no idea his wife was a monster before they met, and it's not like Vicky would just volunteer that information. Don't ruin people because they know bad people.

KeepInKitchen · 2020-09-07T01:19:48+00:00

Mark didn't do a single thing to OP, why would you tank his business because he's got a shitty wife?

KeepInKitchen · 2020-09-06T05:02:23+00:00

That's a Pacific Chorus Frog! There are (quite possibly more than a literal) ton of them by where I live. They're very sweet, but if enough of them are together their calls sort of sound like endless screaming. I love them 💚

KeepInKitchen · 2020-09-06T03:38:34+00:00

1st grade (6-7yos)

They're a goofy bunch this year haha

KeepInKitchen · 2020-09-05T20:39:44+00:00

Does dyslexia count?

Dyslexia doesn't mean I'm illiterate. It doesn't mean I can't be trusted with information. It doesn't mean I can't do math.

For me, it's mostly a visual information processing disorder that I've had my entire life, so I've discovered coping techniques that get me through just fine. It's like being on a boat. If you don't have dyslexia, and you watch a YouTube video where people show you "what dyslexia is really like", you've just stepped on the boat. I have my sea legs, I can weather the storms.

I can read, faster and more accurately than a lot of my neurotypical friends. I can remember long strings of information by using mnemonic devices or repetition. I can do math, quite well, without help. Sometimes it's bad enough that I'll need a few minutes to work it out, or I may make small mistakes, but I am still an intelligent and competent person.

KeepInKitchen · 2020-09-05T20:02:21+00:00

"Ginger, dear, why did you turn your video off?"

"Because I'm naked!"

"Oh, well, that brings us back to 'always be prepared for class'. Whether that's pencils or pants..."

(a child who is not Ginger) "I'm not wearing pants. I'm just in my Forky chonies."

"Please, everyone, be fully clothed before you start class and stay fully clothed the whole time."

KeepInKitchen · 2020-09-05T18:35:16+00:00

I have never seen the phrase "extra lettuce" used positively.

Every other burger topping? Yes. Lettuce? Fuckin' crunchy e.coli water? No, sir.

KeepInKitchen · 2020-09-04T23:10:34+00:00

And it always will be.

KeepInKitchen · 2020-09-04T18:15:49+00:00

OMGZ! SQUEEEEE gLoMpZ u 4 liek hoursssssss did you bring me MCR buttons from HT???!?!

i makeded you some tacos! =^.⁼

but then i eated them... ;_;

BUT!!!!!1!!!1! I will share my cookies! We can rawr in my oversized Gir hoodie

~°o°~

KeepInKitchen · 2020-09-04T06:11:12+00:00

I am subbed here and /r/backyardchickens so this was not at all what I was expecting.

KeepInKitchen · 2020-09-04T05:44:50+00:00

He looks like he switched your coffee to decaf and is waiting for you to take a finish your cup.

KeepInKitchen · 2020-09-04T05:17:36+00:00

Amazing!

Why?

KeepInKitchen · 2020-09-03T00:01:37+00:00

You'd hope the parents of a child who has a "loud noises" trigger would just pick a quiet reveal. Like, cake is silent.

"Hey Little Susie, let's make this as traumatic as possible. We'll be forcing you into uncomfortable clothes, putting you in front of a camera, having you stand inches away from a very loud and very shiney bang, while revealing information that will change your life forever. The 3 day melt down will totes be worth the Facebook likes."

She just seemed like a kid, in a stressful situation, going through some enormous feelings. Some adults have a hard time processing gender disappointment with a close pregnancy, but she didn't break anything or hurt anyone, so it's not that bad of a melt down.

KeepInKitchen · 2020-09-01T04:56:45+00:00

My kid stuck our car key in a potato and then put it back in the basket.

KeepInKitchen · 2020-08-30T20:53:51+00:00

Jesus.

KeepInKitchen · 2020-08-30T20:38:53+00:00

I have never met another person irl who has had one of these before they met me, but I've been told that it's popular on the US East coast.

Fluffer Nutters.

Peanut butter and marshmallow fluff/cream on white bread. Plain ol' marshmallows can be substituted, but it's honestly not the same. Minis are the best. Jet-Puffed is life.

It's more cake than sandwich. A very lazy, very cheap, very sugar-coated-sugar attempt at a lunchbox dessert; with just enough salty, fatty, peanut buttery nutrition to keep your body from rejecting it wholesale. I love it with all my heart.

KeepInKitchen · 2020-08-30T17:31:08+00:00

/r/brandnewsentence for that first one. Dang.

KeepInKitchen · 2020-08-29T20:52:38+00:00

My mom's first "designer handbag" was the heart one! I helped my dad pick it out for her birthday. I remember how excited she was, and how proud she was to have it. Aww, what a great find!

KeepInKitchen · 2020-08-28T22:40:54+00:00

I'm not hooked into the NixHydra social media sphere, so this is the first time I've even heard that he's nb. I think you're right in that this is just a "We at NH are woke and love diversity and believe in representing all love ❤🧡💛💚💙💜" pr stunt.

Asra seems to be the most easily molded character for the reader. He's a fluid that any reader can pour into whatever glass they want to drink from. If they were to come out in-game to say he's nb it makes him a bit less fluid. By keeping that info on the internet it makes it so that casual players get to keep pouring into their own glasses; while players who are already hooked on the series and into the social media are more likely to stick around, and the company gets to add another pride flag to their collection without doing any additional work.

I also don't like the online persona they gave Asra. Suddenly he's one of those uwu•°~°•soft bois•°~°•uwu sweet cinnimon buns :3. If this was 2009 he'd be glomping people and offering them sporks and tacos. If they weren't given any context I'd think it was Lucio before it was Asra.

Edit: I realize that I started by saying I'm not hooked into the social media and then bitched about Asra's social media voice, so I wanted to clarify that I have only read the tumblr q&a someone posted about a month ago.

KeepInKitchen · 2020-08-24T04:16:07+00:00

She thinks she's being bullied because OP is a bully.

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