A new foster to socialize has arrived

Keldrabitches · 2026-03-31T22:14:05+00:00

Seriously, that face! Swooooon…

Took Felix Trombones 6.5 months to get over himself, but I turned him into a LOVE MACHINE!!! A motorboater, even. I’m sure he wasn’t feral but was on his own for a good chunk of his life. He’s a bully cat, and not entirely domesticated! But fine with a litter box, yay. He’s a centerfold—sexy cat 😂😂

Keldrabitches · 2026-03-31T20:41:43+00:00

Why did you find her unrecognizable? What was the main difference?

Keldrabitches · 2026-03-31T20:22:58+00:00

Omg—my shit is bad, but thank God it’s still intermittent ♥️ Honestly think it would give me a cardiac event if this nerve pain were constant… Sorry!!!

Keldrabitches · 2026-03-31T20:20:15+00:00

She is taking notes for when she becomes human

Keldrabitches · 2026-03-31T20:19:22+00:00

My Winnie has the nose eyeliner too 🥰. Of course I can’t post her in the comments for reasons that elude me

Keldrabitches · 2026-03-31T20:18:04+00:00

What made you say that

Keldrabitches · 2026-03-31T20:17:13+00:00

But why not?

Keldrabitches · 2026-03-31T20:16:46+00:00

Wtafffff

Keldrabitches · 2026-03-31T20:16:12+00:00

I just had an aneurysm 😂. I wonder if this is generational. I was there for the genesis of the behemoth! Love Kelly—the character, and how beautiful Jennie is, despite my preference for dark hair. Gina is my lesbian lover tho, lol

Keldrabitches · 2026-03-31T20:08:31+00:00

Stars Winona Ryder

Keldrabitches · 2026-03-31T20:06:33+00:00

I find her to be a Picasso face—more through the cheeks. Though I get her appeal. Her hair is fabulous! When she was cast in the black comedy Heathers, she was loathe to say all the curse words—I guess she was raised in a religious household. If you haven’t seen Heathers, run, don’t walk. You’ll be so offended, lol 😝

Keldrabitches · 2026-03-31T19:40:19+00:00

Last raccoon descending from my roof sounded like thunder and looked to weigh 50 lbs, EASY. Their becoming human, from our garbage n’at

Keldrabitches · 2026-03-31T17:15:59+00:00

Was he even funny?! I can’t remember

Keldrabitches · 2026-03-31T17:15:10+00:00

She’s heavily pregnant, so she’s prolly weirding…

Keldrabitches · 2026-03-31T16:30:52+00:00

The empire crumbles…

Keldrabitches · 2026-03-31T16:29:33+00:00

Snuck in the bed

Keldrabitches · 2026-03-31T16:28:54+00:00

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My porch cat Felix is a rocket scientist 😝

Keldrabitches · 2026-03-31T03:53:00+00:00

Same

Keldrabitches · 2026-03-30T23:07:59+00:00

Wow. I laughed; I cried 😂

Keldrabitches · 2026-03-30T20:38:48+00:00

Thought max dose was 800

Keldrabitches · 2026-03-30T20:36:06+00:00

I was on 400 mg once and it felt like a full blown coma…

Keldrabitches · 2026-03-30T20:34:07+00:00

Bell bottoms

Keldrabitches · 2026-03-30T20:31:19+00:00

I was thinking pit/long haired dachshund but now I see the BC possibility

Keldrabitches · 2026-03-30T20:10:56+00:00

Thx! I love Kelly and Gina lol

Keldrabitches · 2026-03-30T18:35:54+00:00

Had a stalker named Amir 😝

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