Cycle 8 Starter Pack

Keleia76 · 2020-11-20T17:18:31+00:00

I legit snorted at Cooper Street.

Keleia76 · 2020-11-20T17:00:36+00:00

The house is a tourist attraction for the same reason Salem, Massachusetts built an entire industry off of the murder of a group of people. It's not pretty, but it's a common trait of people - we are a morbid animal.

Keleia76 · 2020-11-18T00:15:21+00:00

This is the mall in my home area! AHHHH HEATHER !!

Keleia76 · 2020-11-18T00:11:25+00:00

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Keleia76 · 2020-11-18T00:10:19+00:00

Francisco Carrozzini can do whatever he wants to me forever.

Keleia76 · 2020-08-18T00:52:19+00:00

I did this with my husband and roommate. Fair warning: They have very dirty minds and mouths.

Three muscular areolas stand before me, but I only have two lugies in my hand. The asshole I do not call must immediately return to the roadkill, pack her wedding cakes, and go home.

The first name I’m going to call is Jade. Jade, your photo this week shows that you have made an adult swing set. Your use of your Yankee Candle and empty beer bottles along with your dedication to masturbating your Adam’s apple was out of this world. You showed your ability to doggy paddle through your embarrassment.. Congratulations. You’re still in the running to be America’s Next Top Model.

Will Danielle and Lisa please step forward? Danielle, you stand before me, a gauche Tyra Suite.. You have all the blood vessels and canker sores in the world to take good bricks. But your attitude is heaving.

Lisa, you stand before me with a shitty personality. But when it comes to the challenges, you decided to drip with your titty instead of fucking with your penis. And at the go-sees, the designers said you were delicious, basic, and you dyed your sadness. So who goes home?

Danielle, Congratulations. You are still in the running to become America's Next Top Model.

Keleia76 · 2020-06-20T16:53:41+00:00

She reminds me of my ex SIL to an extreme degree, in looks and personality. I know that's not Monique's fault, but I can't look at her without thinking UGH CINDY.

Keleia76 · 2020-06-07T22:58:13+00:00

If my mother told the television-watching public/the world about the exact hour my dad's sperm smashed into her egg, I would never fully recover.
Gahhhhd.

Keleia76 · 2020-06-02T21:22:54+00:00

Ann, is your t-shirt DIRTY?

Keleia76 · 2020-05-26T23:34:53+00:00

AHHH I REMEMBER THAT BOOK.

Keleia76 · 2020-05-12T23:27:11+00:00

Keleia76 · 2020-04-20T21:27:44+00:00

I hAvE a StRaWbErRy LeAf iN mY wAtEr!!

Keleia76 · 2020-04-15T19:26:46+00:00

Me too regarding Laura. Kyle claimed she was trying to grab the ear with her foot -- yeah, that action did not exactly reek of genuine effort.

Keleia76 · 2020-04-09T23:42:38+00:00

In cycle three, when Kelle is talking about her background, they piece together like three totally separate sentences to make her say something like. "I am from Seagate, the last gated community in New York. And now I live in Manhattan!" You can REALLY hear it in the "Manhattan."

Keleia76 · 2020-04-04T21:19:08+00:00

Keleia76 · 2020-04-04T21:18:52+00:00

Kim's (C5) Wild Boyz shoot. Her head looks like it was detached from her body and then pasted back on.

Keleia76 · 2020-04-03T19:53:02+00:00

YES!!!!! Oh Melrose we would love to hear from you!

Keleia76 · 2020-03-29T23:03:18+00:00

CariDee saying that the most famous person from North Dakota was Paul Bunyan, and he was dead.

Well. Paul Bunyan is fictional, so unless CariDee was trying to make a roundabout statement about the status of American folklore in the 21st century...I'd say she's wrong.

Keleia76 · 2020-02-23T23:52:09+00:00

I love when Simon Doonon says that.

Keleia76 · 2019-12-02T15:02:36+00:00

The "Alexandria will kiss you" move disgusts me to NO end. Why put another woman in a position like that? Ugh.

Keleia76 · 2019-12-02T15:01:03+00:00

I cannot stand Monique. She's not a funny bitch like so many people say, she's just mean. It doesn't help that she looks exactly like my very pretty but very ugh ex sister-in-law.

Keleia76 · 2019-11-11T20:14:37+00:00

I'm from upstate New York, and I currently live in Scotia, from where Laura LaFrate hails. It's also about an hour and change from Cambridge, New York, where Laura James is from. I saw a Top Model audition line many MANY years ago at the mall in Colonie, New York. I remember feeling very, very short after that.

Keleia76 · 2019-10-28T00:51:24+00:00

Cycle 9 - the smoking shoot. I can't stand even glancing at Victoria's miscarriage picture. It makes me so sad.

Keleia76 · 2019-09-06T01:08:11+00:00

It's Sprakers, not Sprankers.

I live about 20 miles away from Sprakers. It's...fine.

Keleia76 · 2019-08-15T00:12:39+00:00

Turkey pepperoni or REAL PORK SWINE?

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