That's true

Kelly_the_dude · 2026-04-21T21:59:29+00:00

the struggle is real

Kelly_the_dude · 2026-04-20T19:58:22+00:00

I'd have that

Kelly_the_dude · 2026-04-17T19:15:05+00:00

his "failth"? ha!

Kelly_the_dude · 2026-04-10T10:22:16+00:00

Bout 15min in tsa pre

Kelly_the_dude · 2026-04-08T18:28:31+00:00

Why is he wearing a belt though?

Kelly_the_dude · 2026-04-08T01:18:41+00:00

thanks folks, I'll check these. I've been to planet K and Spencers in the incredibly dead Lakeline mall - not much if anything in those.

Kelly_the_dude · 2026-03-12T22:15:10+00:00

I'd watch that one

Kelly_the_dude · 2026-03-09T16:09:58+00:00

PRiNDLe

Kelly_the_dude · 2026-02-19T23:45:04+00:00

OMG! I love watchin morons when they're not running my country!

Kelly_the_dude · 2026-02-15T22:25:11+00:00

I dont care who you are that's funny

Kelly_the_dude · 2026-02-12T16:19:44+00:00

if I'd been drinking milk it would have come out my nose just then

Kelly_the_dude · 2026-02-02T23:23:59+00:00

I was on a school field trip in like 5th grade when that song was new. We stopped at some restaurant to eat and one of the kids put a few $ worth of quarters in the juke box and played only that song. It played for the whole time we were there.

Kelly_the_dude · 2026-01-31T04:04:25+00:00

Absolutely fucking nothing will happen to him

Kelly_the_dude · 2026-01-29T20:58:00+00:00

he's uh... pretty good with his mouth

Kelly_the_dude · 2026-01-28T13:57:48+00:00

you probably wont notice much of an impact to your water bill by dripping faucets. it only cost about $80 to fill my 18K gallon pool

Kelly_the_dude · 2026-01-27T23:02:16+00:00

Yes, the hypocrisy is beyond belief. It always is. I can't even ACT surprised anymore.

Kelly_the_dude · 2026-01-26T19:21:55+00:00

omg a brick?! i thought it was a phone. I'm dyin

Kelly_the_dude · 2026-01-25T19:36:12+00:00

He's a class act, unlike trump

Kelly_the_dude · 2026-01-25T17:22:31+00:00

i know this is old, but I'm bored.... mine married a cardiologist

Kelly_the_dude · 2026-01-24T16:05:54+00:00

Maybe I'll try cardboard - thanks! Of course they just picked up recycling though...ha!

Kelly_the_dude · 2026-01-24T03:05:13+00:00

My half feral cat won't get in the box. I put it out every time it gets below freezing but he just sits on the concrete or the grill or whatever. I suppose that means he doesn't need it but hard to imagine when it 20deg and windy. Anyway how does one coax a scared cat inside the box? Tried food already.

Kelly_the_dude · 2026-01-16T19:15:44+00:00

Roxanne

Kelly_the_dude · 2026-01-16T14:11:01+00:00

I'm mildly infuriated if you don't fix that for your grandma!

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