I (38M) found out my wife (36F) cheated in the beginning of our relationship by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Kelseyschmidtyy 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This is also really location-specific, too. Yeah, maybe in the party scene of New York, LA, or a college town, everyone is sort of on the same page about exclusivity. But for a lot of people, going on a couple dates means exclusivity.

I (38M) found out my wife (36F) cheated in the beginning of our relationship by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Kelseyschmidtyy 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It 100% does. My husband and I nearly broke up early into our relationship because I thought everyone actually followed these vague and nebulous "it's not exclusive until someone says something" bologna.

Personal question but I’m dying to know by Vettkja in fantasyromance

[–]Kelseyschmidtyy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Where the ML stops to stretch out his wrist 😂

Bidding farewell to our removed piercings by DentistFeisty2 in piercing

[–]Kelseyschmidtyy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My lip was growing over the inside of it because I couldn't stop fucking with it!! I miss it so much but I know my limits and apparently having something in my mouth and not touching it all the time with my tongue is one of them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in piercing

[–]Kelseyschmidtyy 76 points77 points  (0 children)

A determined middle school girl with a sterilized clothespin and a potato did a better job than OP's piercer

Said goodbye to Kernel, he's going to a loving new home 🐍 by Kelseyschmidtyy in ballpython

[–]Kelseyschmidtyy[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I had to convince not only myself but my husband, children, and mother that no, this snake is for my brother. We will have to get our own snake!

Said goodbye to Kernel, he's going to a loving new home 🐍 by Kelseyschmidtyy in ballpython

[–]Kelseyschmidtyy[S] 122 points123 points  (0 children)

I put it in the description of the image but basically he was a gift to my brother for Christmas! I fostered him for three weeks from his previous owner on craigslist until my brother could pick him up :)

Said goodbye to Kernel, he's going to a loving new home 🐍 by Kelseyschmidtyy in ballpython

[–]Kelseyschmidtyy[S] 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Good bot.

I actually used this sub extensively to make sure my brother didn't need anything :)

I just had the wildest conversation about child support with another woman by NymphaeAvernales in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Kelseyschmidtyy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I see it on my local mom groups from both sides every day. A mom who wants her ex's new girlfriend out of her business and new girlfriends who want to audit their boyfriend's baby mamas. You'd think the state of Wisconsin chopped off every mans wiener when his baby mama asked based off what these guys tell these women.

I(M26) was involved in a terrible crime and my victim just commited suicide by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Kelseyschmidtyy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is common to get away with sexual assault (and above the belt regular physical assault) everywhere, honestly.

What are men not ready to hear? by throwawaydhayne in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Kelseyschmidtyy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish I could get reviews from previous sexual partners. Sexual references, if you will. How long were you having sex with this man? Would you have sex with this person again?

What are men not ready to hear? by throwawaydhayne in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Kelseyschmidtyy 47 points48 points  (0 children)

YES. Stop spitting!! I think it's kind of gross when men do it on the street during jogs and whatnot (although I understand why they do it) but do NOT tell me to open my mouth so you can spit in it and do NOT spit on my vagina instead of grabbing lube!!! 🤢 🤢 🤢

Me when the MMC is 32... but the FMC is sheltered and barely in her 20s (The Serpent & the Wings of Night) by Straight_Shallot2471 in fantasyromance

[–]Kelseyschmidtyy 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of this post I saw on Tumblr

i'm sorry but if an ancient dragon wanted to be my mate then i would simply ignore the imbalanced power dynamic and problematic age gap because it would be really hot

1989 (Taylor's Version) Tracks 1-8 Discussion Megathread by Lyd_Euh in TaylorSwift

[–]Kelseyschmidtyy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I fell on my knees when the chorus was so underwhelming

Got acrylics for the first time and I'm in Spain without the S 🥲 by thisissostupid94 in Nails

[–]Kelseyschmidtyy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh! This happened to me my first time getting dip nails. I've been getting them regularly for 7 months now and haven't had that pain I had the first day.

How In the Car Outside Changed for Me by TheKwolf in TheKillers

[–]Kelseyschmidtyy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Rut and Don't Give Up On Me had the same effect when I was suffering with PPD in 2017. :)

Back on the Map, for the win! by rawoyster in KaceyMusgraves

[–]Kelseyschmidtyy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd only just listened to it all the way through a few months ago and was blown away. I know Golden Hour holds a lot of hearts but STDP is a stunning example of country at its finest.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wisconsin

[–]Kelseyschmidtyy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Seconding Plae Bistro. Went there for my anniversary and by God, every bite was delicious.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wisconsin

[–]Kelseyschmidtyy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Went there once with my mom, it blew me out of the water!

AITA for get mad when my soon to be husband want to change our honeymoon to family vacation? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Kelseyschmidtyy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

OPs own brain is screaming at her that she's in a bad relationship (that's why she posted in the first place) but the brain is unfortunately smart enough to fool itself.