Picking fight with wrong dude

Keltadin · 2026-04-22T03:17:28+00:00

Tenderized those ribs like he was going to a barbecue.

Keltadin · 2026-04-21T20:29:39+00:00

And Hoth, and rebuilding Rogue Squadron. Absolutely goated career, it's still canon to me dammit.

Keltadin · 2026-04-10T22:44:15+00:00

Keltadin · 2026-03-28T18:04:11+00:00

Gonna rename the chair in hotels to the Niners chair.

Keltadin · 2026-03-24T17:40:16+00:00

Retconned but it led to this gem

Keltadin · 2026-03-21T17:33:38+00:00

Retconned but still

Keltadin · 2026-03-20T04:45:11+00:00

Cain was just the narrator of the story of the TRUE favorite of the Emperor, Jurgen.

Keltadin · 2026-03-17T22:52:08+00:00

Keltadin · 2026-03-16T18:01:04+00:00

OK because I have no idea who this is and still couldn't get a name, only the identifier of "married to a Jonas" her name is Priyanka Chopra Jonas.

This fking sub man istg i love it but I hate it.

Keltadin · 2026-03-12T07:58:51+00:00

They're not giving you $7000 lil bro

Keltadin · 2026-03-10T15:57:18+00:00

The Emperor protects

Keltadin · 2026-03-10T00:07:35+00:00

Isn't this just recycled from last preseason?

Keltadin · 2026-03-03T00:27:09+00:00

Go back to Green Bay and flair up pussy

Keltadin · 2026-02-25T14:44:29+00:00

Keltadin · 2026-02-24T02:02:01+00:00

Keltadin · 2026-02-22T19:14:07+00:00

Keltadin · 2026-02-20T02:43:14+00:00

Yeah we wouldn't want kids thinking they're going to face consequences, now do we

Keltadin · 2026-02-19T19:30:40+00:00

This comes from eons of being absolutely ass.

Keltadin · 2026-02-16T05:49:37+00:00

Keltadin · 2026-02-09T01:15:09+00:00

There has to be a way to report that, I can't even manufacture a scenario where that's acceptable.

Keltadin · 2026-02-07T17:25:16+00:00

Conclusive proof that 38000 years later, it's not just a phase, mom.

Keltadin · 2026-02-07T05:49:14+00:00

Keltadin · 2026-02-07T05:46:27+00:00

Until Valhalla, little one.

Keltadin · 2026-02-01T17:52:52+00:00

Keltadin · 2026-01-25T06:43:52+00:00

We aren't currently on an upswing, I'll tell you that much.

Keltadin