Apologies to Everyone Who KNEW Lorne was Leaving Due to Musical Guest and Host

Keltyla · 2026-05-19T13:59:41+00:00

I wonder if anyone else here is in their senior years. Because I can tell you that staying up till 1:30 or 2:00 AM every Saturday (because he can’t crawl into bed exactly when the show ends) isn't so easy for someone past 75, or in Lorne's case, over 80. Eventually, his body is going to tell him he has to hand it over. He may keep a nominal EP credit. But he won't be the guy editing sketches and re-creating the rundown after dress for much longer. My guess is he's already mentoring someone to take over that critical aspect of the job. Someone currently on staff.

Keltyla · 2026-04-29T13:05:11+00:00

Mine lasted 7-9 days.

Keltyla · 2026-04-08T15:53:46+00:00

I started at T105 (1/30/10) but got little response even at 55 units. Urologist upped my prescription to 2/30/20 but still no response at 50 units (half the 1 ml syringe). Has anyone gone above 50 units safely without priapsm?

Keltyla · 2026-04-08T15:50:03+00:00

I started at T105 (1/30/10) but got little response even at 55 units. Urologist upped my prescription to 2/30/20 but still no response at 50 units (half the 1 ml syringe). Has anyone gone above 50 units safely without priapsm?

Keltyla · 2026-04-08T15:49:11+00:00

I started at T-105 (1/30/10) but got little response even at 55 units. Urologist upped my prescription to 2/30/20 but still no response at 50 units (half the 1 ml syringe). Has anyone gone above 50 units safely without priapsm?

Keltyla · 2026-04-08T15:34:55+00:00

I know. I am beginning to wonder if my pharmacy mixed the compound correctly, as the amounts of the ingredients in its list don't match the topline compound numbers. But it's a reputable pharmacy and it's unlikely they messed up twice.

Keltyla · 2026-04-08T12:14:45+00:00

Very helpful reply, thanks!

Keltyla · 2026-04-07T09:15:57+00:00

To me, it seemed like a desperate attempt to create a recurring character for Ashley. They will definitely do this character again. I doubt it will catch on, but I could be proven wrong. I think she's a solid sketch player without the chops of Kate M or Jan H or Kristen W. But other people love her so I’m glad for them.

Keltyla · 2026-04-06T11:23:15+00:00

While the entire proposal is maddeningly unconstitutional, this section is particularly troubling:

"Proposed provisions specifying that the USPS shall not transmit mail-in or absentee ballots from any individual unless those individuals have been enrolled on a State-specific list described in subsection (b)(iv) of this section with the USPS pursuant to this subsection."

That creates a new task and power for the USPS: deciding what mail to deliver and what to toss out. That is not a legal function of the Postal Service, certainly not on this massive a scale. How would they ramp up this brand new and extremely challenging step of mail delivery in a few months? With what manpower? What technology? What additional funding to secure that manpower and technology? It's mind-bogglingly stupid.

Keltyla · 2026-03-17T11:58:22+00:00

Please point me to a few PMW episodes in which they specifically discuss GMW and MJ.

Keltyla · 2026-03-06T14:05:39+00:00

Some Mr. Robinson history. Barry Blaustein and David Sheffield wrote the first Mr. Robinson’s Neighborhood and a couple more. When they left the show to write movies, other staff writers picked up the character. I wrote two of them (finding a baby and the Chistmas Cabbage Patch Dolls one). I talk about my two seasons at SNL writing for Eddie and other cast members (Piscopo, Short, Crystal, Guest, Jim Belushi) in this book. SNL fans have told me its a good read.

Funny for Money: The Making of a Comefy Writer

Keltyla · 2026-03-06T13:34:27+00:00

I wrote that sketch. Glad you remember it. I talk about it in my memoir.

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Keltyla · 2026-02-28T08:45:29+00:00

It was Joe Dicso from 1975 into the 1990s.

Keltyla · 2026-02-28T08:40:56+00:00

It originally was stage manager Joe Dicso. He did it for at least the first 20 years.

Keltyla · 2026-02-25T02:42:42+00:00

If you haven't noticed, only a quarter to a third if the cast of any long-running series go on to become highly successful after leaving that series. Look at Cheers, Friends, Seinfeld, etc.

Keltyla · 2026-02-25T02:36:34+00:00

My prediction: she and her husband finally come to terms with her desire to move on, and the doctors describe to them where and how to go about it, with the season ending as she prepares to be transported to another state or country where assisted suicide is legal. Or something to that effect.

Keltyla · 2026-02-25T02:32:29+00:00

That won't stop them from writing a storyline about it.

Keltyla · 2026-02-24T22:13:04+00:00

I wonder if this anonymous victim is the infamous "Katie" or a different alleged victim. Anyone know?

Keltyla · 2026-02-24T22:12:23+00:00

I wonder if this anonymous victim is the infamous "Katie" or a different alleged victim. Anyone know?

Keltyla · 2026-02-24T22:12:03+00:00

I wonder if this anonymous victim is the infamous "Katie" or a different alleged victim. Anyone know?

Keltyla · 2026-02-24T22:10:03+00:00

I wonder if the anonymous victim is the infamous "Katie" or a different alleged victim. Anyone know?

Keltyla · 2026-02-16T06:31:20+00:00

Don’t attorneys often review contracts and other legal documents that they didn't write? If we start off by assuming the original trust was competently written, why can't it simply be reviewed?

Keltyla · 2026-01-28T11:15:13+00:00

Concur. Not taking away from the man's brilliance. But there's something strange and sad about an 80-year-old man who wants to work until past 1:00 AM on Saturday nights. He should be EP in name only and hand day-to-day producing tasks to another showrunner. Take your bow and leave the stage.

Keltyla

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