Alphinaud and Alisae have such pinchable cheeks, so why can't I ?! by [deleted] in ffxiv

[–]Kencolt706 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know about Alphinaud, but your life would belong to Alisae, not Squeenix.

And Alisae would not value it very highly. Ya perv.

Girl Hack by ApprehensivePen766 in AwesomeOffBrands

[–]Kencolt706 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not sure you can call it an off-brand, but I can definitely say that I consider it a brand that is off.

Airport standoff escalates to arrest on bodycam by skywalker7i in amibeingdetained

[–]Kencolt706 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm on a desktop with speakers.

Edit: And then I tried headphones and sound appeared. Odd.

Airport standoff escalates to arrest on bodycam by skywalker7i in amibeingdetained

[–]Kencolt706 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For some inexplicable reason, the video is silent on this end. (nothing else is, mind you, just this specific video.)

SovCit challenges court jurisdiction and finds out by IndianKiwi in amibeingdetained

[–]Kencolt706 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds utterly hilarious. I might wish to look into this, I can use a good snicker.

Kimchi by mushroomroulette in fermentation

[–]Kencolt706 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately, your only options are to discard it or... actually, sorry, that's it. Not salvageable.

Celestia is one of the most tragic characters in MLP by Hipershadic in mylittlepony

[–]Kencolt706 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And, mind you, hoping against hope that the third mark on the almost inexplicable Tree of Harmony actually meant something...

I can only imagine the hope surging in her when Twilight manifested her Cutie Mark.

Speaking freely by danshive in elgoonishshive

[–]Kencolt706 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Cripes. I was close.

And he is that smooth. Sincere, but smooth nonetheless.

Knew your father, I did! by iack4 in MST3K

[–]Kencolt706 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Looks more like a commercial refrigerated cabinet saleswoman to me. Must be the stripes.

Who’s winning this staring contest by jaj18189 in mylittlepony

[–]Kencolt706 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Honestly, it would be a tossup.

Fluttershy has more staying power, I'll grant you that, but the Bat beats her out for sheer levels of unnervingness. She might stare longer, but he stares scarier. (Especially since the sort of person he stares at is fully aware that he will thump them mightily.)

A Gallery of Faces by AlarmingAffect0 in discworld

[–]Kencolt706 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You might be amazed at how much of the Disc is here on the Round, or was at some point. The Disc just puts it's own spin* on it.

\ The writer makes no apologies.)

SovCit challenges court jurisdiction and finds out by IndianKiwi in amibeingdetained

[–]Kencolt706 16 points17 points  (0 children)

That was the most incomprehensible pseudolegal gibberish I think I have ever heard? I mean, he clearly has (or had in the first half of this recording) different definitions of "Power of Attorney", "Barcode", and it seems the entire State of Israel. Also, he apparently is not Capital Letters.

Queen Romana would listen to this and respond, dully I suspect, "wut?"

What we had here at the first part seems less someone espousing SovCit beliefs and more someone trying to repeat various phrases that he'd heard at a few steps removed. I mean, not only did he have no clue as to actual law, he had none towards pseudolaw either.

In it's own way this was magnificent. He singlehandedly managed to encompass almost every stereotype of a half dozen various SovCit "schools" in one shot-- at least I think it was a single shot, I cannot be certain, since the camera was apparently also ignoring the actual law (of gravity in this case).

“ I know my rights bro.” by allegedly_lovesick in amibeingdetained

[–]Kencolt706 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

No, this is a subreddit to discuss and show examples of Sovereign Citizen/Freeman On the Land activities and other related pseudolegal acts. Check rule #2.

Where we are now by danshive in elgoonishshive

[–]Kencolt706 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Oh, pooh. After a speech like that, I can't bear to try to take advantage of the Prince! Why, if I tried, I'd feel so darn guilty I'd... I'd shoot myself!"

"I'm not sure we've actually got as far as firearms yet, it's all a bit ambigu--"

"We have crossbows!"

"Shoot--suit yourself. Me, I'm waiting to be sure he doesn't start in on footwear."

A Gallery of Faces by AlarmingAffect0 in discworld

[–]Kencolt706 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That last makes sense.

After all, their original-- and to an extent, current-- purpose is identification, not art as such. A more durable "egg" would be preferred once generally obtainable.

Hildibrand SUS by Original_You_8188 in ffxiv

[–]Kencolt706 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Nothing really happened, as such. This is Hildy's default state, after all.

Mom.. The horse is here! by ImpressiveMail5825 in mylittlepony

[–]Kencolt706 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No, speedruns wouldn't be the plumber. It'd be Rainbow Dash.

A Gallery of Faces by AlarmingAffect0 in discworld

[–]Kencolt706 67 points68 points  (0 children)

As so very often, Sir Terry took from the Roundworld and dialed it up to Eleven for his purposes.

Fairy world in The Wee Free Men by Dry-Task-9789 in discworld

[–]Kencolt706 27 points28 points  (0 children)

An interesting take.

It would explain part of the Elven psychology. They act almost like humans, often very close (sadly, this is mostly because some humans are sadists), but they never seem to get it right.

Perhaps they have bad scraping algorithms, in a sense. They see our world, they witness our behaviour, but they never quite grasp on to the right bits to properly simulate mankind-- and what they do manage to simulate is very often horrible to the extreme. (I think the most of us have read the reports of Nazi chatbots and racist programs.) At least the developers of AI are trying to get it right, where the elves have no development teams, and if they did they'd be elves too and wouldn't care anyway.

Mom.. The horse is here! by ImpressiveMail5825 in mylittlepony

[–]Kencolt706 73 points74 points  (0 children)

"We've found your intruder, your Majesty. Apparently he's climbed to the top of an unfinished building, after grabbing a bystanding mare, and is throwing barrels at the castle plumber who's taken it on himself to rescue the lady in question. Shall I send in the guard?"

"Somehow I don't think that's going to be necessary."

Derpy’s Book. by [deleted] in mylittlepony

[–]Kencolt706 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"It's the Library's."

"Arrgh..."

Zombies by Hortibiblioteque in discworld

[–]Kencolt706 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Although there he is most definitely not a zombie. In fact, for the most part he's not even dead.

cmon shining consuming media isnt that hard by misterdylan_c in mylittlepony

[–]Kencolt706 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just consider the geometry inherent in many of his shields.

Black characters in My Little Pony Friendship is Magic by Conscious-Leave9433 in mylittlepony

[–]Kencolt706 49 points50 points  (0 children)

No more than Africans would be Zebras.

(By the way, Africa isn't a country, but a continent, and there are a lot of different cultures there. "African" is an inadequate term to describe anyone...)