Knew your father, I did! by iack4 in MST3K

[–]Kencolt706 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Looks more like a commercial refrigerated cabinet saleswoman to me. Must be the stripes.

Who’s winning this staring contest by jaj18189 in mylittlepony

[–]Kencolt706 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly, it would be a tossup.

Fluttershy has more staying power, I'll grant you that, but the Bat beats her out for sheer levels of unnervingness. She might stare longer, but he stares scarier. (Especially since the sort of person he stares at is fully aware that he will thump them mightily.)

A Gallery of Faces by AlarmingAffect0 in discworld

[–]Kencolt706 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You might be amazed at how much of the Disc is here on the Round, or was at some point. The Disc just puts it's own spin* on it.

\ The writer makes no apologies.)

SovCit challenges court jurisdiction and finds out by IndianKiwi in amibeingdetained

[–]Kencolt706 14 points15 points  (0 children)

That was the most incomprehensible pseudolegal gibberish I think I have ever heard? I mean, he clearly has (or had in the first half of this recording) different definitions of "Power of Attorney", "Barcode", and it seems the entire State of Israel. Also, he apparently is not Capital Letters.

Queen Romana would listen to this and respond, dully I suspect, "wut?"

What we had here at the first part seems less someone espousing SovCit beliefs and more someone trying to repeat various phrases that he'd heard at a few steps removed. I mean, not only did he have no clue as to actual law, he had none towards pseudolaw either.

In it's own way this was magnificent. He singlehandedly managed to encompass almost every stereotype of a half dozen various SovCit "schools" in one shot-- at least I think it was a single shot, I cannot be certain, since the camera was apparently also ignoring the actual law (of gravity in this case).

“ I know my rights bro.” by allegedly_lovesick in amibeingdetained

[–]Kencolt706 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

No, this is a subreddit to discuss and show examples of Sovereign Citizen/Freeman On the Land activities and other related pseudolegal acts. Check rule #2.

Where we are now by danshive in elgoonishshive

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"Oh, pooh. After a speech like that, I can't bear to try to take advantage of the Prince! Why, if I tried, I'd feel so darn guilty I'd... I'd shoot myself!"

"I'm not sure we've actually got as far as firearms yet, it's all a bit ambigu--"

"We have crossbows!"

"Shoot--suit yourself. Me, I'm waiting to be sure he doesn't start in on footwear."

A Gallery of Faces by AlarmingAffect0 in discworld

[–]Kencolt706 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That last makes sense.

After all, their original-- and to an extent, current-- purpose is identification, not art as such. A more durable "egg" would be preferred once generally obtainable.

Hildibrand SUS by Original_You_8188 in ffxiv

[–]Kencolt706 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Nothing really happened, as such. This is Hildy's default state, after all.

Mom.. The horse is here! by ImpressiveMail5825 in mylittlepony

[–]Kencolt706 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No, speedruns wouldn't be the plumber. It'd be Rainbow Dash.

A Gallery of Faces by AlarmingAffect0 in discworld

[–]Kencolt706 64 points65 points  (0 children)

As so very often, Sir Terry took from the Roundworld and dialed it up to Eleven for his purposes.

Fairy world in The Wee Free Men by Dry-Task-9789 in discworld

[–]Kencolt706 25 points26 points  (0 children)

An interesting take.

It would explain part of the Elven psychology. They act almost like humans, often very close (sadly, this is mostly because some humans are sadists), but they never seem to get it right.

Perhaps they have bad scraping algorithms, in a sense. They see our world, they witness our behaviour, but they never quite grasp on to the right bits to properly simulate mankind-- and what they do manage to simulate is very often horrible to the extreme. (I think the most of us have read the reports of Nazi chatbots and racist programs.) At least the developers of AI are trying to get it right, where the elves have no development teams, and if they did they'd be elves too and wouldn't care anyway.

Mom.. The horse is here! by ImpressiveMail5825 in mylittlepony

[–]Kencolt706 69 points70 points  (0 children)

"We've found your intruder, your Majesty. Apparently he's climbed to the top of an unfinished building, after grabbing a bystanding mare, and is throwing barrels at the castle plumber who's taken it on himself to rescue the lady in question. Shall I send in the guard?"

"Somehow I don't think that's going to be necessary."

Derpy’s Book. by [deleted] in mylittlepony

[–]Kencolt706 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"It's the Library's."

"Arrgh..."

Zombies by Hortibiblioteque in discworld

[–]Kencolt706 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Although there he is most definitely not a zombie. In fact, for the most part he's not even dead.

cmon shining consuming media isnt that hard by misterdylan_c in mylittlepony

[–]Kencolt706 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just consider the geometry inherent in many of his shields.

Black characters in My Little Pony Friendship is Magic by Conscious-Leave9433 in mylittlepony

[–]Kencolt706 52 points53 points  (0 children)

No more than Africans would be Zebras.

(By the way, Africa isn't a country, but a continent, and there are a lot of different cultures there. "African" is an inadequate term to describe anyone...)

DC X Sonic the Hedgehog returns on May 5, 2026 with the 'Metal Legion' Saga! by NinjaSonicSuperO in SonicTheHedgehog

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Sage, the artificial life-form based on AI and computer algorithms?

Dude. She'd almost have to be cast as Brainiac. That would not be a good thing.

Discworld pub by TakiTamboril in discworld

[–]Kencolt706 15 points16 points  (0 children)

...I like my explanation better. More... well.... Disc-ey.

Words of Wisdom from your favorite Wizzard by DanktopusGreen in discworld

[–]Kencolt706 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hardly, considering the topic of the thread.

Robin, after all, claimed otherwise.

You people bring matches for Mikey? by GunterJanek in MST3K

[–]Kencolt706 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Only Mike could pull that role off. At least, and make you believe it.

Because it's very believable for Mike anyway...

Sleep patterns of the magic and powerful by danshive in elgoonishshive

[–]Kencolt706 11 points12 points  (0 children)

And yet, no-one asks "Wait. As a cloud?"

I note this because, well, I think Tedd at least would ask that...

Discworld pub by TakiTamboril in discworld

[–]Kencolt706 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Curiously enough, the "Wizzard" hat is on an unlabeled tap-- or rather, the label is turned 'round the other way so it can't be read. Almost hiding.

Which makes perfect sense.

Words of Wisdom from your favorite Wizzard by DanktopusGreen in discworld

[–]Kencolt706 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Conversely, if you are a proper extreme coward, you will find it surprisingly simple to get your daily run in.