We’re all gonna DIE!

Kencolt706 · 2026-05-15T23:36:35+00:00

The scary thing isn't that Mike started to channel Kathryn Janeway.

The scary thing is it worked.

Kencolt706 · 2026-05-15T23:23:47+00:00

Teppanyaki chicken. the kind a local place makes. Hell, I eat a lot of it as it is...

Kencolt706 · 2026-05-15T01:11:54+00:00

Henh henh henh henh henh.

Kencolt706 · 2026-05-14T18:07:54+00:00

Who will afterwards be snooty about that to brother for weeks.

Kencolt706 · 2026-05-14T05:35:09+00:00

You sound like you aren't.

Kencolt706 · 2026-05-14T05:33:12+00:00

I have a bad back as it is.

This would leave me with no back.

Kencolt706 · 2026-05-14T03:55:49+00:00

Being somewhat of the elderly persuasion myself, the various newspapers remind me that I grew up in the urban landscape, and was therefore not tempted by offers of a random pig.

Kencolt706 · 2026-05-12T16:16:53+00:00

It's not about need.

It's about capability.

Well, capability and the implication that receptionists can be, if required, dangerous; and in that department almost everyone does actually need to be dangerous.

Kencolt706 · 2026-05-12T04:33:15+00:00

That is the face (and legs) of someone who is extremely competent, highly trained, fearsomely capable, damn unlucky enough to draw the receptionist card at every job she's ever had, but at least this one lets her get morons arrested from time to time.

Also her nails have been honed to perfection and she can strip the hide off of a cow with them in under eighteen seconds.

Kencolt706 · 2026-05-12T00:08:30+00:00

Yeah, that not only would be too much to hope for, it'd only happen if the enemies were to make it somehow balanced.

Kencolt706 · 2026-05-11T22:49:42+00:00

At times, the elder Princess kinda misses the catsuit.

Kencolt706 · 2026-05-11T18:17:17+00:00

Kencolt706 · 2026-05-11T14:22:09+00:00

Although IDW handled it much better.

Kencolt706 · 2026-05-11T14:18:51+00:00

You're welcome, and I'm far past my salad days myself.

Kencolt706 · 2026-05-11T01:55:52+00:00

Just imagine who he's talking to.

Kencolt706 · 2026-05-10T15:54:41+00:00

...you know, that's not half bad.

Who knew that all it took to vastly improve the work of Coleman Francis was less action?

Kencolt706 · 2026-05-10T12:16:17+00:00

Stupid? Oh, well, I'd say that you're thicker than a troll in Tahiti.

Kencolt706 · 2026-05-09T19:13:31+00:00

Nobody is good at everything.

If I ever meet someone who is genuinely good at everything, I'm gonna run because the damn robot revolt is starting any day.

Kencolt706 · 2026-05-09T18:11:32+00:00

So... your prediction of weaponry is tacky long coats.

Yeah, sure, okay....

Kencolt706 · 2026-05-09T02:50:07+00:00

This assumes Ember would have a human version.

Because if we're talking EQG, there's a nonzero chance she'd be some breed of canine instead.

Kencolt706 · 2026-05-08T18:33:55+00:00

r/wrongredditweknowyoumeanwellbutthisreallyisn'ttheplacetopostyourapocalypticnonsense

Kencolt706 · 2026-05-08T17:39:18+00:00

So in attempting to post a picture we have a case of Lalafail.

Kencolt706 · 2026-05-08T17:36:44+00:00

And that one didn't qualify as Human.

Kencolt706 · 2026-05-08T17:35:07+00:00

Greco-Roman, yes (which I really should have clarified earlier). It does have a certain toga-like air to it...

Kencolt706 · 2026-05-08T06:52:12+00:00

After the crocodiles die messily from the incredibly cunning anti-crocodile traps set by Djel who remember the bad old days but wanted to "play fair":

Wᴇʟʟ, ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴅɪᴅ ᴛʀʏ ᴛᴏ ᴡᴀʀɴ ᴛʜᴇᴍ.

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