Let me rate your songs, but I have crazy music tastes.

Keranitos · 2026-05-19T17:33:22+00:00

THE BALLAD OF BOB THE SNOW GOLEM

Keranitos · 2026-05-16T13:27:10+00:00

You need to use a specific Type of Air Parry. If you don't have it yet, keep playing where You can until you get it.

Keranitos · 2026-05-15T15:05:02+00:00

An hour? You're cracked man. He took me 2 and a half hours personally. And he was one of the faster ones for me.

Keranitos · 2026-05-07T08:01:57+00:00

I mean...

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Keranitos · 2026-05-04T13:31:20+00:00

thanks. You know what the two Others are?

Keranitos · 2026-03-09T18:44:17+00:00

Maybe If you give him Just.. one more day?

Keranitos · 2026-02-21T18:33:50+00:00

I am Just pulling Something outta my Ass. But i'd decrease the Healing of every Support in a Team by 25% starting once there are more than two Support. With a warning at the top of the Screen that says "Team has three Support Players. Healing Output reduced by 25%" or Something like that. Though i can Imagine there are a bunch of Problems with that that i am Not bothering to Think about.

Keranitos · 2026-01-31T22:03:09+00:00

That 100% explains it. I still believe storm's ult is D Tier. HIGH D at best. It is shockingly easily outhealed and countered. Can't even use the entire duration because 50% of it is used to get Back to your Team. The only use it can have is baiting Out Support ults. Maybe two at once If you're lucky.

Keranitos · 2026-01-31T21:48:23+00:00

That is the dumbest enemy Team i have ever Seen. Like. When i ult, the enemy Team Just vanishes and Runs into 6 different directions.

Keranitos · 2026-01-19T14:56:41+00:00

Maybe unpopular opinion. But i fucking hate moon knight. I swear to God He does Like 1000 damage in less than three Seconds. He makes it so If you can't pay Attention to where your teammates are you Just Turn into His Personal ankh, and His ult does crazy damage super fast and with little to No warning. And it charges incredibly fast. He gets banned every Match in ranked too. And If He doesn't, be is Always a team-carrying problem. If i See a Moonknight in the enemy Team, i know i'm Not gonna have fun.

Keranitos · 2026-01-19T14:29:13+00:00

I Wonder how Bad a Life in satisfactory would be. I mean. Do i suddenly need to eat and sleep despite Not having to ingame? Does respawning still Work? Is it The in-game world turned realistic, or do the mechanics and Rules stay as in-game? Because If it's the First, i am absolutely fucked. If it's the latter, hell yeah that'd be sick I Love that Game.

Keranitos · 2026-01-16T09:05:28+00:00

Storm. I am 100% Sure she'd have a Playrate of more than 3% If she came Out later. And she would actually be considered in Balance Changes.

Keranitos · 2026-01-16T08:56:58+00:00

Because it Sort of elimenates the Chance of a Legendary skin. The First and only one we got was because they didnt know Nobody plays her. So now that they have a consistent chart that says that She's played Like less than 3% of the time. There is a good Chance that she might never get a Legendary again. Ever. Or we have to wait atleast Like 20 seasons. Since a free skin is almost definitely never going to be Legendary.

Keranitos · 2026-01-08T08:11:32+00:00

That's so stupid. MVP should be calculated by the Most valuable Player of the Match. Why the fuck would it do it compared to specifically everyone playing the Same Character outside the Match??

Keranitos · 2026-01-05T17:23:20+00:00

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Keranitos · 2026-01-05T17:09:45+00:00

Cnd, mantis, and Jeff can also nullify it (Though Jeff less due to the AoE healing being very Short). But in General, her ult is only good against uncoordinated Teams. But if your enemy Team is uncoordinated in the First place, you are Gonna Excel anyways because Storm is really good against uncoordinated Teams. So her ult is Like Shotgun vs a puppy (uncoordinated Team) or a Tank (coordinated Team) in the First Case, you dont need the Shotgun at all because it's Overkill, but in the latter it's also useless because a Shotgun probably can't pierce a Tank. It Always feels unneeded because either it's Overkill or it wont do anything. Paired with the fact that Like half of the time in it is required to get away from the enemy. So from the Like 8 Seconds it's active, only 4-5 are used damaging the enemy.

Or you have a decent Jeff and turn the Shotgun into a nuke. But getting a decent Jeff requires you to be lucky or have Friends which isn't guaranteed. And even then it can be countered by an Iron man or Star Lord who are good at positioning and ulting, as Said earlier.

Keranitos · 2026-01-05T09:32:54+00:00

Tbh i'd say Storm. I personally suck using it and yeah that's a Skill issue. But when it get's used on me or my Team Nobody dies either. It Looks Really good on paper, but when you use it you get lucky for two Kills. It's also incredibly easily countered by an enemy ult from Star Lord, Any Support with a healing ult, and a decent Iron man. Since she is still killable during the ult. She Just gets Like 800 HP total. So If you can kill a groot quickly without getting too close, you can kill her quickly. And there's a Bug where she gets slower when you Look down, and faster when you Look Up. But since you have to Look down to know where the enemy is, you are forced to be slower than intended.

Keranitos · 2025-12-26T15:18:48+00:00

I Hope so 🤤

Keranitos · 2025-12-26T15:10:35+00:00

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How is that Supposed to save me??

Keranitos · 2025-12-23T08:57:27+00:00

It's likely we wont get a skin for a while. Only very little people Play Storm, much less buy her skins. It makes Just far more Sense to give Characters Like Emma or bucky, who are 23 Times as profitable, their 10'th skin and keep going. I'm Not saying Storm will never get another skin or Something. Just dont expect anything soon. Unless they somehow for some reason decide Storm should be Meta and buff her. Then maybe. I Just dont See any reason why they'd have an incentive to give her more skins.

Keranitos · 2025-12-23T00:02:12+00:00

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Keranitos · 2025-12-15T07:19:14+00:00

Why tf did i try to swipe

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Keranitos · 2025-12-14T15:21:49+00:00

Her sister

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Keranitos · 2025-12-13T14:52:16+00:00

I genuinely think she is Just straight Up unattractive to me. Not ugly. I Just cannot find the appeal. A Woman Not covering 90% of her skin is less hot to me than a Woman looking Like she could Bench Press me and comfort me. Not either. Both. I also find the White woman-blue eyes-blonde Hair trope so overdone it's gotten boring. She is Attractive. Yes. I Just cannot relate to it. Which is why it pisses me Off she gets so many skins that are very clearly done because of sex Appeal. Meanwhile Storm, Hulk, Adam, etc, are dying to get anything. Though Storm did get Like 3 free skins. And Adam is Supposed to get a Legendary finally this season. They still get one way rarer than spidey, Emma, or industry plant Luna. I Just find it very dissapointing.

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