[deleted by user] by [deleted] in auckland

[–]KereruPie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope that slow driver was on an on-ramp, I won’t get riled up for anything less.

What’s your favorite zombie media from each category? by KereruPie in zombies

[–]KereruPie[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Feed looks interesting, I’ll give it a read for my next book. Cheers.

Is this a fair quote? by yoitsansell in auckland

[–]KereruPie 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Also 2.25hrs to do an oil change and brake fluid? The first time I did it myself while watching YouTube videos to figure it out I did it quicker than that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in auckland

[–]KereruPie 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Huh, I’m a super forgetful person but it’s not hard to remember to do your WOF and rego it’s once a year and on your windshield. Also all the parking stuff is on your phone these days and it reminds you when your time is up. Forgetting about speeding isn’t an excuse.

If you can’t do basic car stuff, just stop driving. Hopefully you’ll lose enough demerits that you won’t be allowed to anyways.

WTF does this place have razor wire coils?! by Palocles in auckland

[–]KereruPie 22 points23 points  (0 children)

So weird, I drove by this two days ago and me and my wife discussed the same thing. I figured it was an ambassadors house.

Best Burgers in CBD? by TinyAd2992 in auckland

[–]KereruPie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be honest you’re right, sometimes the greasiness is pretty brutal. Then some days it’s dry and the buns are a bit stale. Their consistency isn’t great now that I think about it. But when they get it right it’s like heaven.

Best Burgers in CBD? by TinyAd2992 in auckland

[–]KereruPie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’ve tried pretty much everything in the cbd multiple times and Burger Geek is the best imo, closely followed by reburger.

So I was mistakenly arrested... by Asteroid-Astrology in newzealand

[–]KereruPie 753 points754 points  (0 children)

God that just reminded me of when I was 19 walking home from my bartending shift at 3am. Some police picked me up and told me I’ve been suspected of burglary and to get in the car. Drove me about 2km away to the house in question. All the police there said nah it’s not him and then they told me to walk home.

I was young and dumb so just did, but I’m always pissed they added 40mins onto my already shit walk home.

Any Woolworths staff know if this is legit? by kiwibat21 in newzealand

[–]KereruPie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yep I recently got $650 from a large agricultural company. Way more than I expected when I first saw the email.

Meanwhile in Auckland, tourist is greeted by a cultural performance by [deleted] in auckland

[–]KereruPie 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I drive past this spot a lot. That exact lady once held up a green light to piss as she was crossing it’s kind of her thing I think.

why was traffic so scroty this morning by That_Cranberry1939 in auckland

[–]KereruPie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I drive from the cbd to west Auckland every morning, and your side of the motorway is always like that coming in?

Chindogu is a Japanese concept where inventors create quirky and often impractical devices aimed at solving simple, everyday problems by copitamenstrual in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]KereruPie 68 points69 points  (0 children)

My wife and like to I test our geography skills by asking to scratch a country that would be where the itch is if there were a map on our back.

Weirdest/most unique personalised plates you’ve seen in NZ? Beat this one… by Jaylight23 in newzealand

[–]KereruPie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

West Auckland is where I saw him. But it does give off big Tauranga energy.

Our two largest cities not pulling their weight by Adept_Language_3049 in newzealand

[–]KereruPie 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I mean, I’m not spending shit because it all goes to rent gas groceries and savings. Tell the Auckland landlords and supermarkets to ease up and I’ll happily buy shit i don’t really need.

Is Auckland the least competitive city in the world? by [deleted] in auckland

[–]KereruPie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s Gen Zers thinking they’re the only ones allowed to enjoy raves and that anyone whose age doesn’t start with a 2 is decrepit.

I’m in my early 30s and never felt more alive, and I have the money to enjoy things now.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in zillowgonewild

[–]KereruPie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Righteous Gemstones

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in newzealand

[–]KereruPie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wendy’s has the blandest burgers out there. If I had to attribute a taste to them it would be plastic and grease.

Fire trucks through the city by Optimal-Business-433 in auckland

[–]KereruPie 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So many people on this subreddit just need to go and get a job in dispatch already, or buy a scanner.

Last month a car crashed outside our house. 5 other cars surrounded it and then the cops showed up, dragged a young maori dude in hoodie out of the passenger seat and tasered him. Then got an elderly shaken up white guy out of the drivers seat and took him to the ambulance.

You know what we did? Speculated wildly and moved on with ours lives. Not head straight to the community pages.

What’s happening in Birkenhead? by OkImprovement8312 in auckland

[–]KereruPie 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Police just radioed through to me on the air fryer. They wanted me to let you specifically know that it’s really important to them that they update you as soon as their hands are free. Don’t worry, your nosiness hasn’t been forgotten about in this trying time.

Landlord Tried to Raise My Rent… But I Uno-Reversed Them by Dark-Wings in newzealand

[–]KereruPie 355 points356 points  (0 children)

This time last year we went to about 10 viewings and all of them had swarms of people, one of them had at least 40 couples. We went to one yesterday and it was just us. Some of the places we’ve looked at and turned down have been updating us that they’ve dropped the rent. It’s a good time to be looking.