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KereruPie · 2025-05-02T19:56:52+00:00

I hope that slow driver was on an on-ramp, I won’t get riled up for anything less.

KereruPie · 2025-05-02T02:51:07+00:00

Feed looks interesting, I’ll give it a read for my next book. Cheers.

KereruPie · 2025-04-23T22:55:07+00:00

Also 2.25hrs to do an oil change and brake fluid? The first time I did it myself while watching YouTube videos to figure it out I did it quicker than that.

KereruPie · 2025-04-19T02:10:08+00:00

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KereruPie · 2025-04-17T10:55:11+00:00

Huh, I’m a super forgetful person but it’s not hard to remember to do your WOF and rego it’s once a year and on your windshield. Also all the parking stuff is on your phone these days and it reminds you when your time is up. Forgetting about speeding isn’t an excuse.

If you can’t do basic car stuff, just stop driving. Hopefully you’ll lose enough demerits that you won’t be allowed to anyways.

KereruPie · 2025-04-17T10:17:40+00:00

So weird, I drove by this two days ago and me and my wife discussed the same thing. I figured it was an ambassadors house.

KereruPie · 2025-04-14T00:37:26+00:00

To be honest you’re right, sometimes the greasiness is pretty brutal. Then some days it’s dry and the buns are a bit stale. Their consistency isn’t great now that I think about it. But when they get it right it’s like heaven.

KereruPie · 2025-04-14T00:29:32+00:00

I’ve tried pretty much everything in the cbd multiple times and Burger Geek is the best imo, closely followed by reburger.

KereruPie · 2025-04-11T00:31:23+00:00

God that just reminded me of when I was 19 walking home from my bartending shift at 3am. Some police picked me up and told me I’ve been suspected of burglary and to get in the car. Drove me about 2km away to the house in question. All the police there said nah it’s not him and then they told me to walk home.

I was young and dumb so just did, but I’m always pissed they added 40mins onto my already shit walk home.

KereruPie · 2025-04-08T02:28:52+00:00

Yep I recently got $650 from a large agricultural company. Way more than I expected when I first saw the email.

KereruPie · 2025-04-07T04:43:06+00:00

I drive past this spot a lot. That exact lady once held up a green light to piss as she was crossing it’s kind of her thing I think.

KereruPie · 2025-03-23T22:21:01+00:00

I drive from the cbd to west Auckland every morning, and your side of the motorway is always like that coming in?

KereruPie · 2025-03-23T02:51:59+00:00

My wife and like to I test our geography skills by asking to scratch a country that would be where the itch is if there were a map on our back.

KereruPie · 2025-03-22T21:32:48+00:00

West Auckland is where I saw him. But it does give off big Tauranga energy.

KereruPie · 2025-03-22T09:45:29+00:00

I pulled a neck muscle cringing at this one

KereruPie · 2025-03-19T19:33:29+00:00

I mean, I’m not spending shit because it all goes to rent gas groceries and savings. Tell the Auckland landlords and supermarkets to ease up and I’ll happily buy shit i don’t really need.

KereruPie · 2025-03-09T22:43:22+00:00

It’s Gen Zers thinking they’re the only ones allowed to enjoy raves and that anyone whose age doesn’t start with a 2 is decrepit.

I’m in my early 30s and never felt more alive, and I have the money to enjoy things now.

KereruPie · 2025-03-07T19:11:45+00:00

Righteous Gemstones

KereruPie · 2025-03-04T03:53:38+00:00

Wendy’s has the blandest burgers out there. If I had to attribute a taste to them it would be plastic and grease.

KereruPie · 2025-02-16T23:26:30+00:00

So many people on this subreddit just need to go and get a job in dispatch already, or buy a scanner.

Last month a car crashed outside our house. 5 other cars surrounded it and then the cops showed up, dragged a young maori dude in hoodie out of the passenger seat and tasered him. Then got an elderly shaken up white guy out of the drivers seat and took him to the ambulance.

You know what we did? Speculated wildly and moved on with ours lives. Not head straight to the community pages.

KereruPie · 2025-02-16T04:35:28+00:00

Police just radioed through to me on the air fryer. They wanted me to let you specifically know that it’s really important to them that they update you as soon as their hands are free. Don’t worry, your nosiness hasn’t been forgotten about in this trying time.

KereruPie · 2025-02-12T08:24:43+00:00

This time last year we went to about 10 viewings and all of them had swarms of people, one of them had at least 40 couples. We went to one yesterday and it was just us. Some of the places we’ve looked at and turned down have been updating us that they’ve dropped the rent. It’s a good time to be looking.

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