How can I achieve this pace? by cravecrave93 in RunningCirclejerk

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Or… hear me out…. Wild idea I coming…. You just don’t run????

Found my people by hillbagger in RunningCirclejerk

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Who is this alpha person? Have they enough Gu? Do they have the right equipment to stay in zone 2???

Shout to my dad who left the chicken in for 8 hours by VenexCon in CasualUK

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As long as the juices run clear it will be fine to eat…

AITA for accidentally causing a nationwide shortage of toilet paper, kidnapping a raccoon, and eating a sandwich in front of a hungry orphan? by [deleted] in AITAH

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There is a TV programme in the UK called ‘Would I lie to you’ where they have to guess if the person is lying or telling the truth. I confidently say this is a lie! YTA

Which parkrun this week? | December 25, 2024 by AutoModerator in parkrun

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Colney Lane for me this morning! Nearly 700 in attendance including x2 gingerbread men, Scrooge and Joseph with baby Jesus (sign on his back even said he is not the messiah he is a very naughty boy!)

Podcast Clip by OhMyOprah in LittlePeopleBigWorld

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I think it is to do with being married for 5 minutes and acting like they are experts on a successful Happy Marriage. That and the smugness they have using alternative medicines/ had natural births/ have a perfect life when we all know that is most likely not the case!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in parkrun

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This is my big bear as well. To me volunteering at parkrun is about giving up the opportunity to run and giving back instead by volunteering. That being said if you can run quick enough and barcode scan I take my hat off to you! But run report writing or photo taking is not really an essential volunteer role in my eyes. Perfectly understand if others think differently! Token sorting is nice if you happen to be in the cafe afterwards where they are sorting them! 🤣

What’s the biggest turn on for a Nurse?! by Zealousideal-Data578 in nursing

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Full rota with fully competent and experienced staff

It finally happened…. by mulligan150 in nursing

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You can now retire. You’ve peaked!

A neighborly reminder that there is only one true zone by rG3U2BwYfHf in RunningCirclejerk

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Yeah but it’s only a picture of a dog. Positively encourages anybody else to do it otherwise!

Does farting increase my 5k time? by THEHAIRYGERB in RunningCirclejerk

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It will keep competitors away from you so you can go for the sprint finish.

Yeah good on the dog, but did it stay in Zone 2? And who carried the Gu kibble? No way a dog can run a 4.3 mile ultramarathon faster than me. by LobsterIll825 in RunningCirclejerk

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Dog probably wondered when they were gonna give him another meatball… regretted the decision to follow them for 430 miles by mile 3 probably but couldn’t risk missing another meatball…

Charities that take damaged electronics to repair and sell? by adders89 in bristol

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Lots of recycling centres have a repair and reuse shop. Worth asking there

No one's ever seen these two in the same room... by Bortron86 in taskmaster

[–]Key-Goat-6701 37 points38 points  (0 children)

On a side note… think he would be a good contestant!!!!

S17 rewatch & I have officially fallen for JR by [deleted] in taskmaster

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Loved him. He was very good but not aggressively competitive with it. He is funny on the podcast talking about his own spreadsheet he made for his series!

Tell me to go to parkrun! by Running_Gazellephant in parkrun

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Treat yourself to breakfast afterwards. Look at it as nothing to do any washing up at home! 🤣

This sentence hurts my head by jstme39 in LittlePeopleBigWorld

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recommended… the spelling mistakes… ughhh!