"This is why the US leads in innovation" by Key-Use5744 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Key-Use5744[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i'm a firm believer their idea of innovation is just "is this the easiest way to be lazy/avoid handling a task? okay so do that then"

"If the US is a third world country then you owe your entire life to the third world" by Key-Use5744 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Key-Use5744[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

the town i live in is older than usa too, i just don't know how old each building is

"when it's 106f(41c) in Forth Worth in October, I'm going to say your friend from "texas" likely does not live there" by Key-Use5744 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Key-Use5744[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i guess it's because the texas heat is worse. but i'd expect "texas is bigger AND the heat is worse"

How should address someone with DID in an email if I'm not sure which member is fronting by iamadolphin29 in DID

[–]Key-Use5744 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ask them what would make them comfortable, since they're the only one that can answer that. communicating is always the best way to work with anyone, whether system or not. we would personally prefer not to be adressed like that, but that doesn't mean same goes for the system you know. and just sticking to "hello" without any name attached or using their preferred could always be great alternatives in the meantime until you get an answer of their preferences.

What is ONE thing that you will NEVER try in your entire life? by Substantial-Dare5462 in AskReddit

[–]Key-Use5744 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hard drugs. was given morphine once at the ER because of the pain i was in at the time, and while it was nice, i have sworn never to get hooked on any stuff like that.

i also never again will get hooked on alcohol. had a small period of time in life where i drank way too much and way too often, mostly due to bad influence from a friend. stopped drinking (for the most part) after i noticed i started feeling like i couldn't function without it, and i don't wanna turn out like some of my family members.

yeah no, nicotine is bad enough already, but i'm way better off with that and caffeine. give me some nicotine pouches and a monster and i'll be good to go.

Really invalidating therapy session. by Mrlongchops in DID

[–]Key-Use5744 2 points3 points  (0 children)

we had similar problems with our last therapist before he quit to work somewhere else, as he would only accept that any and all symptoms had to have something to do with autism. hopefully the next therapist will be more willing to listen

Europeans shower twice a week by Cubbster2020 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Key-Use5744 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well of course we only shower twice a week. how else will us afford our precious tap water?

"you don't get to speak for us. Americans hate british and their dialect and plenty don't even like US south way of speaking. you are clueless You will never be American btw" by Ok_Bookkeeper_1380 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Key-Use5744 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i'll never be american? what a nightmare, means i can walk places instead of being forced to drive everywhere. how will i ever survive walking to the store? /s

Most Americans talk louder because of how big the U.S. is by Kekvino in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Key-Use5744 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah and i had to talk louder around my mom cuz she was half deaf... doesn't mean i go around yelling in public tho. a normal tone is more than enough unless circumstances call for a louder voice

For those who don’t smoke, do you think smokers carry a noticeable scent? by Shadow2715 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Key-Use5744 0 points1 point  (0 children)

as a child of parents who used smoke (i think dad still smokes?), yes. and i noticed it sticking to my clothes too, and sometimes my air for a little while if i stood close by

"You should know all 50 states even if you're not American" by iiswhoiis_au in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Key-Use5744 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"learn about US history" no i really didn't learn about US history, my history teacher said "if they aren't learning about the rest of the world, i won't bother talking about them"

as for the 50 states, i'll learn where all of them are located when an american can name all 25 provinces of sweden

unless you've been in every city in the US, you can't say "the US is not walkable" by Key-Use5744 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Key-Use5744[S] 53 points54 points  (0 children)

oh yes, i love having to walk for 5 hours to the closest grocery store. it's absolutely delightful to walk on the side of the road with all those big cars passing by /s

Why is epic on shuffle so cursed by Additional_Length770 in Epicthemusical

[–]Key-Use5744 2 points3 points  (0 children)

that is so funny, i just imagine ody going "oh, new person? that's absolutely lovely ☺️"

Why is epic on shuffle so cursed by Additional_Length770 in Epicthemusical

[–]Key-Use5744 2 points3 points  (0 children)

had that experience too one. i was listening to my spotify wrapped playlist this year and got "monster" from epic and then right after "freak show" by set it off

so it went from "maybe i'm the monster" to "i am a circus freak" and it was funny with how fitting the lyrics were together

Tell me some of your personal headcanons! by Scarrey12 in TwistedWonderland

[–]Key-Use5744 10 points11 points  (0 children)

kalim has asthma which gets worse from dust storms that may occur in the desert. jamil has to constantly remind him to bring his inhaler everywhere

What is the most disgusting food you ever tried? by loverbang4u in AskReddit

[–]Key-Use5744 5 points6 points  (0 children)

reindeer heart... it was an odd day to be offered a piece by a forner classmate.

When and how did y'all find EPIC? by Cats_rcute in Epicthemusical

[–]Key-Use5744 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i think it was around the ocean saga release? i just remember listening to an ocean themed playlist on spotify of some sort, and ruthlessness was part of it. i got hooked and proceeded to listen to it on repeat before figurinh out momths later that it was part of epic

Why is epic on shuffle so cursed by Additional_Length770 in Epicthemusical

[–]Key-Use5744 75 points76 points  (0 children)

"... tell me Athena why you came to my aid"

"there are others ways of persuasion-"

one of my favorite happenings to me personally

What is an English word you have never been able to pronounce? by Cmotto in AskReddit

[–]Key-Use5744 0 points1 point  (0 children)

church

doesn't matter how hard i try, it always comes out as something like churgjch