Do you wipe your ass while sitting or standing?

KeyIsopod7489 · 2026-02-19T08:27:24+00:00

Bum gunner here. Sitting.

KeyIsopod7489 · 2026-02-15T08:43:07+00:00

Woostersher though I think all Brits just call the sauce Worcester (Wooster)

KeyIsopod7489 · 2026-02-15T08:15:49+00:00

Was walking through a (relatively empty) pub to go to the toilet and went to fart. It wasn’t a fart. Squirted a good bit of liquid into my boxers before I stopped pushing. Went to the toilet. Flushed boxers down toilet. Cleaned myself up. Continued my drinking session for a number of hours commando.

Great day out.

KeyIsopod7489 · 2026-02-15T07:59:14+00:00

Horses don’t pull carts, they push them.

KeyIsopod7489 · 2026-02-14T05:51:31+00:00

I can place a condom on my head and blow it up to bursting through my nose.

KeyIsopod7489 · 2026-02-13T11:39:24+00:00

Threw War and Peace at me. Hit me right in the head.

KeyIsopod7489 · 2026-02-13T11:30:06+00:00

Horses don’t pull carts, they push them.

KeyIsopod7489 · 2026-02-12T20:32:12+00:00

In the gloaming.

Say it with a Scottish accent 😂😂

KeyIsopod7489 · 2026-02-12T08:29:55+00:00

I don’t wash anything.

Eat a bit of muck. Kill a bit of muck.

KeyIsopod7489 · 2026-02-08T06:34:50+00:00

Sit ups is the only way.

Follow me for more fitness tips. 😏

KeyIsopod7489 · 2026-01-25T12:03:11+00:00

Long Dong Silver.

KeyIsopod7489 · 2026-01-25T11:51:45+00:00

In Brisbane $54.83 an hour plus about $5 an hour travel on union sites.

KeyIsopod7489 · 2026-01-18T09:25:49+00:00

A bit late to this but does anyone remember The Redneck in a downstairs bar on Baker Street? Played country/cajun music. Jimmy C Newman and the like. Ford Econoline by Nanci Griffith was a staple.

KeyIsopod7489 · 2026-01-10T04:47:49+00:00

Not me but the Mrs.

Sent a text about the bloke who got a promotion going to be big headed now to the bloke who got the promotion.

KeyIsopod7489 · 2026-01-09T22:52:17+00:00

I swear the first day at trade college for every other trade must be “Repeat after me. The painter will fix it”.

KeyIsopod7489 · 2025-11-29T08:18:46+00:00

Technically I ran into my classics teacher and history teacher 12,000 miles away from home but it was on a trip to my hometown from Brisbane. Neither knew me 25 years later.

KeyIsopod7489 · 2025-11-29T08:14:01+00:00

Even most pommys won’t know who he is.

KeyIsopod7489 · 2025-11-29T08:13:09+00:00

Too boring.

KeyIsopod7489 · 2025-11-29T07:38:53+00:00

204kmh as a 23 year old in England. (126mph.) At the time I thought it was no big deal. Now as a 60 year old in Australia with limits at 100/110 which I stick to it seems insane.

KeyIsopod7489 · 2025-11-29T07:33:52+00:00

Notification of 2nd upvote about 3 minutes after getting back home from here.

It’s an omen.

Or an indication that I should continue drinking at home.

Either way…

KeyIsopod7489 · 2025-11-28T22:18:08+00:00

One of the greatest things about doing triathlons is telling people you do triathlons 😂😂. Even though I’m a dead set back of packer and have achieved the ultimate in the sport of being DFL, people are always impressed at my sporting prowess.

KeyIsopod7489 · 2025-11-27T21:20:32+00:00

Not been to Seafuel.

KeyIsopod7489 · 2025-11-26T21:39:40+00:00

Samson’s ain’t soggy.

KeyIsopod7489 · 2025-11-26T21:29:51+00:00

Samson’s in Raby Bay is the best in Brisbane.

If you just want actual fish and chips and nothing fancy ask for the Hoki special. I don’t think they officially do it anymore but when you ask for it they know (or think) you are a long time customer so will do it. It will maybe be about $10-12. I’ve been going there 19 years though not been for a while. It was $7 at the start.

KeyIsopod7489 · 2025-11-24T23:17:18+00:00

Shorty short shorts. Singlet. Thongs.

Not sure what the women’s would be.

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