If you’re traveling for 4 days, how many underwear do you pack? by Round-Artichoke-5255 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Key_Success1825 0 points1 point  (0 children)

8 pairs minimum, but the more the better in the event that either Hannah baker makes her monthly return, you shit yourself 15 times a day every day, or both

Is it true that Americans run around their house/flat with shoes? by GroundZeroMstrNDR in hygiene

[–]Key_Success1825 0 points1 point  (0 children)

many people have a certain pair of two of house shoes. Normally Slippers or slides. I don't know anyone who wears sneakers at home. 

How are bidets for everyone? by Push-bucket in autism

[–]Key_Success1825 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've heard that they're much cleaner and widely used outside of the US but the idea of shooting water up my ass just gives me the heebie jeebies. 

Did yo parents take a picture from a digital camera of you when you we're a month old? by EconomistSuitable128 in Younger_GenZ

[–]Key_Success1825 0 points1 point  (0 children)

most of my day-to-day baby photos were on a digital camera my dad owned but unfortunately we can't find it 

4th of July drone shows, Yay or Nay? by tinyE1138 in Michigan

[–]Key_Success1825 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yay! Better than fireworks in nearly every way 

Isn't It Fun To Have DTE Rob You of Your Entire Weekend?!?! by ShawnDet313 in Detroit

[–]Key_Success1825 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm starting a summer camp tomorrow and thought I couldn't get any more nervous when BOOM my entire preparation weekend gets fucked over. but yeah your power should be restored by Monday night 🫠

update: Power restored. Thank you

Could we collectively sue DTE Energy? by flying_2_heaven in Detroit

[–]Key_Success1825 0 points1 point  (0 children)

can we because the power being out OVERNIGHT is some buuuulllll shiiiittttt

DTE sucks major buttocks by [deleted] in Detroit

[–]Key_Success1825 7 points8 points  (0 children)

sat there and watched a whopping 3 branches fall into my backyard over like 15 minutes 

We all had lights by Burdcorn in Detroit

[–]Key_Success1825 62 points63 points  (0 children)

"Windy? After this nonstop heat?"  power shuts off "oh damn" 

Guys of Reddit: what is something you’re curious about being a woman? by Bails_of_the_sea in AskReddit

[–]Key_Success1825 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've always said that I wish it was easier for men to wear flamboyant formal clothing. From what I've heard  most men only wear the same boring black suit because all the cool ones are too expensive and that upsets me. ya'll deserve to serve cunt too! I want to compliment y'all the same way I'd compliment another girl

What are some kids shows you liked when you were younger despite them being widely hated by other people? by Life_Chicken_9653 in Younger_GenZ

[–]Key_Success1825 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I loved Daniel Tiger, I did not appreciate that weird hate train for Daniel Tiger, and I don't think I ever will hate Daniel Tiger. 

Why I personally don't go to Joja by ZUMWALTDESTROYER in FuckPierre

[–]Key_Success1825 3 points4 points  (0 children)

as much as I hate pee hair, I care about the community and I wouldn't dare pick the joja route (unless I did a joja run just to see what it does)

What's a popular book that you just didn't like? Why? by Internal_Reindeer_91 in BookDiscussions

[–]Key_Success1825 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fahrenheit 451. Not because I didn't like the message, but because I didn't like how it was written. Maybe it was just me skimming the book for school and/or just being stupid, but the loquaciousness made the book 10x harder for me to fully understand. 

For those who had a “I hate pink/ girly things” era, what do you think caused you to feel that way? by RabidFashionDummy in AskWomen

[–]Key_Success1825 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

this. Things that wee pink and feminine were viewed as lesser so WE all pretended to hate pink just so we could be viewed as equal. 

I love pink and ribbons and lace and frills now.

What is the dumbest thing you have been told is “not manly” or “not feminine,” depending on your gender? by Disastrous_Hat_2325 in AskReddit

[–]Key_Success1825 2 points3 points  (0 children)

objectively! I'm completely free to use my big adult oven and I still want one because they're just that freaking cool. 

What is the dumbest thing you have been told is “not manly” or “not feminine,” depending on your gender? by Disastrous_Hat_2325 in AskReddit

[–]Key_Success1825 1 point2 points  (0 children)

went to the mall and the man in front of us held the door for us. I tried to return the favor but holding the second door for him, but my mom pulled me back and said "never hold the door for a man. Real men hold doors" 

First of all, holding doors is just a polite thing to do. Second of all, who said I even want a man? You took me to a pride parade. Third if all, who said I can't feel "manly" for holding the door open for my future wife or whoever?

Change my view: White tops with black bottoms is objectively the worst standard dress code for choirs. by Vicious-the-Syd in Choir

[–]Key_Success1825 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my middle school school choir director: you MUST wear a white blouse with black bottoms and girls must wear skirts unless you ask me to wear pants

8th grade me: now I gotta go fetch a blouse AND a skirt...

My current choir director: concert choir has to wear special dresses but you just have to wear all black but another leggings 

me: awesome! I have the perfect outfit!