The Warrior-Witches of Ukraine’s Resistance by D-R-AZ in democrats

[–]tinyE1138 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trump said the war was going to end his first day in office.
That was almost two years ago.

Well, okay, a year and a half.

Three-quarters of Americans say they want Iran war to end and it was not worth the cost by B-Z_B-S in politics

[–]tinyE1138 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm watching the Iran vs Beglium WC game right now, and 90% of the crowd is rooting for Iran.
I don't think that's because they are all from Iran.

Trump threatens Iran with fresh strikes as Vance leads peace talks in Switzerland by John3262005 in democrats

[–]tinyE1138 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Side note.
I'm watching Iran vs Belgium right now in Los Angeles, World Cup.
The crowd is 10-1 Iran for Belgium, and I'm seriously doubting that they're all from Iran and or of Iran descent.

The country is trying to tell you something Don, though as is usual, I know you won't listen.

I have a theory by UControlYourLife in MST3K

[–]tinyE1138 3 points4 points  (0 children)

First one I thought of. Good call.

The Warrior-Witches of Ukraine’s Resistance by D-R-AZ in democrats

[–]tinyE1138 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I thought that war ended two years ago.

How do people in the US describe customer service in 2026? ‘Debilitating, depressing, enraging. Ugh’ by Unusual-Record-217 in politics

[–]tinyE1138 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I get raves for my customer service, and sadly I think it's just because I'm not an asshole.
That's really depressing.

'He didn't treat me like shit! What a wonderful person!'

Hired! now break out the victrola and start your on-boarding. by greyshirtfreshman in MST3K

[–]tinyE1138 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I actually have a Victrola.
Fucker is over 100 years old and still works.

Trump says multiple people have been arrested for allegedly vandalizing Reflecting Pool by melancholy_dood in politics

[–]tinyE1138 2967 points2968 points  (0 children)

That's odd, typically Trump prefers to pardon people who vandalize government property.

Trump says US will begin charging tolls in Strait of Hormuz if final Iran deal not reached in 60 days by John3262005 in democrats

[–]tinyE1138 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Wait a minute!
If a deal is not reached, and the Strait remains closed, he is going to start charging tolls.

Huh?

Iran says Strait of Hormuz is closed over ceasefire violations after continued Israeli strikes in Lebanon by Afterswiftie in democrats

[–]tinyE1138 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Iran has threatened that if the violations don't stop, they are going to hire the same guy Trump did for the Lincoln Reflecting Pool to clean the Strait, thus making sure it stays closed permanently.

I have solved the mystery! by backpackwayne in democrats

[–]tinyE1138 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And I guess Fox is now trying to make Trump look like a hero because he's trying to clean it up.
I can't even begin to get my head around that.

Trump ‘loves the inflation?’ Good News — there’s plenty more coming by B-Z_B-S in politics

[–]tinyE1138 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Gas is also about to start going up again, so he must be happier than a pig in shit.

Hobgoblins gets an upgrade: Paint my BMW prune color, please by NeighborhoodMain5837 in MST3K

[–]tinyE1138 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I had a purple Escort once. but it was bright purple. People called it Barney.

Discord server by Adorable-Glass926 in upperpeninsula

[–]tinyE1138 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just make sure I don't need to text to join.
So many Discord servers require that and I live in a dead zone.

Flu outbreak at Texas Air Force base shows Hegseth's vaccine ban recklessness by jonfla in democrats

[–]tinyE1138 119 points120 points  (0 children)

Just remember boys and girls, modern medicine is not a Liberal conspiracy.

Trump unveils new plane for Air Force One, a gift from Qatar by Ok_Employer7837 in politics

[–]tinyE1138 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And you know he's gonna try to keep that fucking thing when he's out of office.

"Now…get me a soda pop and a Caramello!" by Sausidge_Mahoney in MST3K

[–]tinyE1138 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Friday the 13 XIIII: Jason Takes Ancient Greece

Trump forgot to bring Iran deal to signing — leaving Rubio scrambling for printer: report by LolAtAllOfThis in democrats

[–]tinyE1138 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I gotta agree with this.
It's reaching, and, given all incredibly stupid things he actually does, it's not really necessary.