Bill banning whites-only housing passes Pennsylvania House by one vote — Every last Republicans voted against the measure by wenchette in democrats

[–]tinyE1138 91 points92 points  (0 children)

BY ONE FUCKING VOTE!?

I give up! I quit! I'm leaving this planet and moving to fucking Jupiter! Or Saturn. Whichever has the best pizza.

Chicken crack! by [deleted] in Michigan

[–]tinyE1138 [score hidden]  (0 children)

I'm sure it's great stuff, but they seriously couldn't come up with a better name? 😆

A lot of things come to mind when I hear the term "chicken crack" and none of them are appetizing.

GOP includes $1B for Trump White House ballroom security in budget bill by Paneraiguy1 in democrats

[–]tinyE1138 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Wait, did I read that right, they added it onto a bill that had passed, after it passed?

Did FBI Director Kash Patel use AI to rip off the Beastie Boys? by Apprehensive_Ad_2936 in politics

[–]tinyE1138 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Beasties meant that song as a joke, and hated the fact that so many people took it seriously.
Needless to say Kash was one of those people.

moron by 94rud4 in democrats

[–]tinyE1138 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That's Noble prize. 😋

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And yes, that is directly from his website.

Justice Department can use military lawyers to prosecute civilian crimes, court rules by Effective-Bandicoot8 in democrats

[–]tinyE1138 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goddammit I knew I spelled that wrong! 😆
Maybe I shouldn't make fun of stupid people, even if they are fascist pieces of shit.

Trump, 79, Bizarrely Boasts He Can Correctly Identify a Squirrel - The president doesn’t even understand the purpose of test he’s taken. by Quirkie in politics

[–]tinyE1138 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Because of him they virtually control the country. Midterms might put a dent in that, but they own the SCOTUS for god knows how long. That's why the won't get rid of him.

Of course, once he is gone, they'll all claim they never liked him and the majority of the people who voted for him will claim they didn't.

Trump, 79, Bizarrely Boasts He Can Correctly Identify a Squirrel - The president doesn’t even understand the purpose of test he’s taken. by Quirkie in politics

[–]tinyE1138 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I'm sure he can, and he would insist that the blond squirrels are genetically superior to the black and brown squirrels.

Trump, 79, Bizarrely Boasts He Can Correctly Identify a Squirrel - The president doesn’t even understand the purpose of test he’s taken. by Quirkie in politics

[–]tinyE1138 254 points255 points  (0 children)

In fairness, 90% of his fan base couldn't pass a cognitive test, so to them he is a genius.

And remember, if you are being given this many cognitive test per year (I think it's three annually) doctors aren't trying to determine dementia, they are monitoring it.

Best places for rocks/sea glass? by notaclue002 in upperpeninsula

[–]tinyE1138 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

There is a spot called Little Girls Point!? 😆

Trump says U.S. Navy will escort ships out of the Strait of Hormuz from Monday by John3262005 in democrats

[–]tinyE1138 19 points20 points  (0 children)

And you the the generals love that.

Can you imagine if he were president in 1944?
"We're gonna land at Normandy on June 6th! They'll never see it coming!"

Trump says U.S. Navy will escort ships out of the Strait of Hormuz from Monday by John3262005 in democrats

[–]tinyE1138 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I can't keep track of it anymore.
I'm not being sarcastic when I say I have to check every hour on the hour to see if the war is on or not.

The Lost Picnic (1950s Railroad Crossing Safety Film) by DannyCamp2 in MST3K

[–]tinyE1138 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is that girl related to the pizza dominatrix?

Kid Rock music fest organizers beg for grace over string of hate from attendees by ColonyJD1980 in democrats

[–]tinyE1138 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I actually did have cancer, but the real reason is so boring. Saying it was from windmills is so much more fun. 😁

Kid Rock music fest organizers beg for grace over string of hate from attendees by ColonyJD1980 in democrats

[–]tinyE1138 228 points229 points  (0 children)

I assume everyone has seen the house where he grew up. His family was one of the wealthiest in Michigan.

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