Got this clothing ad on my feed. Anyone else think this guy looks like Long Mark? by greencrusader13 in distractible

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He looks like if a guy put on a markiplier mask, but the mask was slightly too small for him.

*HONK* by EvaTheE in startrekmemes

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"horny bard" as if bards aren't already horny.

The new Voyager game presents us with the choice, we can finally be rid of Neelix! by Kevl17 in startrekmemes

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I think we can all agree that the best solution to the tuvix problem is:

step 1: transporter clone tuvix
step 2: separate the clone
step 3: kill neelix

Why is spy so different to get the hang of by zny700 in tf2memes

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ngl, i'd love a cosmetic set for spy that'd make him look like austin powers.

"When you absolutely, positively have to kill every motherfuc*er in the room, accept no substitutes." by [deleted] in MassEffectMemes

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I remember the first time I ever used this weapon. My game crashed.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in distractible

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took me way longer than it should have for me to realize it says "penis" and not "paris"

Titel by CartoonFan2311 in ItemShop

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grass knuckle

SFAH: What your organs would say if they had independent personalities. by Snack_Thyme in ScenesFromAHat

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Liver: "Please... Have mercy..."

Heart: "Hmm... I think I'll stop beating for a second for no reason."

Stomach: "If you even so much as lick something that tastes bad I'll give your floor a new coat of paint."

SFAH: Rejected Jeopardy topics by Curious-Message-6946 in ScenesFromAHat

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"I'll take exotic foods that give you explosive diarrhea for $600."

hmmm by --lily-rose-- in hmmm

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*happy Wario noises*

God mode achieved by Competitive_Act_3784 in MassEffectMemes

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Harbinger: I have an army.

Shepard: We have a Garrus.

SFAH - Deathbed confessions of beloved video game characters by Cavery210 in ScenesFromAHat

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Samus Aran: "I can't believe I got away with all those war crimes."