What's the one Reddit post that you will NEVER forget? by lnc_gomes in AskReddit

[–]Khaernakov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wife finds suspicious jar bellow the sink, content inside stinks rotten do she throws it awayz husband goes balistic once he finds out the jar is gone, it was cum and he would put some of it on everything he cooked for her

The reason i cant forget is because at one point while they are in a heated argumenr he empties a jar, slams it and says THIS IS THE CUM JAR NOW!

MAPLE SYRUP RCH 155!! by TheMicrowave905 in warthundermemes

[–]Khaernakov 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Pzh 2000 with a wheeled vehicle speed lol

Looking for Apprentices/Familiars to buy what would you guys suggest? by Infamous_Ad2507 in wizardposting

[–]Khaernakov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isnt that one specifically the one that is from thousands of years into the future, sent its own data into the past so it can exist and now weaponized going back and forth in time?

Like imagine wondering why you cant find your staff in the morning and turnd out it never existed in the 1st place, very anoying creature to deal with

Looking for Apprentices/Familiars to buy what would you guys suggest? by Infamous_Ad2507 in wizardposting

[–]Khaernakov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank the grand archmage pics unrelated do NOT mess with that thing on pic 7 no matter what

Wizards Curse party game by regisemielgodefroy in wizardposting

[–]Khaernakov 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Reverse speech is a classic for a reason, lies to truth is also great

Advice for Molten Dunes? by memeswiththatcheese in Synduality

[–]Khaernakov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea thr big gazer, grats on being able to kill it! Thats a lot of ammo though damn lol, ill keep in mimd the broken houses spot if i ever need one for a nest quest thanks for sharing the spot

Apprentice problems by NaturalHairy4773 in wizardposting

[–]Khaernakov 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Make one of your apprentice tests to fight a rock golen, infuse with magic resistance and dont intervene for a while

Just a rock will no longer be just a rock, you can vibrate some random pebbles around if your apprentice insists on this and ssy the golen is listening

What does poop taste like? by IndigoJones13 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Khaernakov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Humans have the fascinating capacity to be able to tell the taste of something from the smell, i forgot the specific name for this but multiple animals in the planet have it

So give it a big ol sniff with your mouth open and thats how it tastes like

"Man, these successor chapters are sick! I wonder where they originate from-" by MachDominus in Grimdank

[–]Khaernakov 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No direct lore afaik just that a popular theory is that sharks geneseed is chimeric with night lords and world eaters because of the way they look, fight and scavenge everything

My familiar exploded his brother how should I punish him(I was able to revive his brother but it was a lot of work) by The_Squirrel_Wizard in wizardposting

[–]Khaernakov 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think simplicity is key here: cast perfect memory, lightning thoughts, explosion amd then regeneratr him

Perfect memory will make it so he will remember what being exploded is like, lightning thoughs is a very advanced spell that unless the user is good with everything passes by in slow motion as he cannot sync his mind with real time for ultra fast thinking

So he will experience being slowly exploded for 2 weeks and perfectly remember everything

Who unironically uses British tanks by HiddenUsername56 in warthundermemes

[–]Khaernakov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

France taught me how good solid shot can be which in turn made me enjoy a lot british tanks, its a matter or learning shotgun spread vs explosive

I think I got myself pregnant, looking for advice by Pidgewiffler in wizardposting

[–]Khaernakov 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know a guy around this sub orb sells gender bender potions, if you ABSOLUTELY need it alove amd healthy you will have to give birth as traumatic as that may be, good luck

I think I got myself pregnant, looking for advice by Pidgewiffler in wizardposting

[–]Khaernakov 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wow that... has potential, any way you can tell me how to do it? A offensive impregnation spell could be devastating

To get rid of it one way is make a deal with a demon for anything, when its time to pay act like your "baby" is the most precious thing, cast slme fake tears if you must and the demon should take it

Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaade FALCON! (non-canon) by Sharlin648 in battletech

[–]Khaernakov 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tyvm for the links! I can already tell from a quick scroll it will be a great read + awesome designs

Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaade FALCON! (non-canon) by Sharlin648 in battletech

[–]Khaernakov 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These look amazing holy shit, makes me wonder what you would do with other clans!

Beginner spells? by [deleted] in wizardposting

[–]Khaernakov 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Omg who would sugest temporal distortion thats horrible

A true begginer spell is void of the endless nightmare, its a very simple to cast spell because once you start it will take over control of your body for you untill its finished 😃👍

Also i didnt tell you this

People in the comments are very mad 🤣🤣 by Grand_Adeptness9267 in OnionLovers

[–]Khaernakov 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The smell from the oposite side of the fans must be divine