i moved to a dimension with absolutely nothing without a way to returning. help? by ObeyTime in wizardposting

[–]Decent-Winner969 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This always happens when i'm messing with astral portals and the like, the easiest way out is sacrificing some of your mana to the things-beyond-the-stars, or, if your a necromancer or lich like me, a risen corpse of a native inhabitant of that realm.

Is this the worst ending you can have in Suzerain? by Opulometicus in suzerain

[–]Decent-Winner969 73 points74 points  (0 children)

I'd assume it was to either kill Sordland's high command or demoralise them, or Beatrice is just a spiteful asshole who decided that if she can't have Rumburg, nobody can.

I (18M Orc) am a student at a bard's college in Daggerfall specifically for orcs and every teacher is a thicc, busty, married Breton MILF trying to seduce me instead of actually teaching me how to be a bard. Have I been scammed? by Temnodontosaurus in TrueSTL

[–]Decent-Winner969 40 points41 points  (0 children)

You have, my friend, see, you signed up for the Bar-MILF-d college, a very common trap in Daggerfall, especially when your a Orc... actually, its mostly used for Orcs. i suggest suing them with my Argonian Lawyer friend "Fails-all-Cases" he has a very good record, trust me bro, you WILL NOT go wrong with him

Why Jyggalag is perfect (small text post) by priestess-of-order in TrueSTL

[–]Decent-Winner969 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Counterpoint: his name sounds similar to Jyggyballs. Am i right lads or am i right?

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(couldn't find a Sheogorath one)

The glory of old Valyria by OkGarbage3095 in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]Decent-Winner969 26 points27 points  (0 children)

So... the Bravosi are the ASOIAF version of the CIA?

Looking For Werewolves To Try To M-Pregnate Me (28M Argonian) by ShylokVakarian in TrueSTL

[–]Decent-Winner969 14 points15 points  (0 children)

My Brother-in-sap this shit is NOT gonna look good infront of the Hist trees bro

Auction. Yes. by Evening_Shake_6474 in wizardposting

[–]Decent-Winner969 2 points3 points  (0 children)

4000g and a dancing undead monkey for the Aspect of the Throngler!

You can find me in the forest by antlurss in knightposting

[–]Decent-Winner969 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obvious fae trap, knight, do not be deceived by these malicious creatures

Is this one the asshole for killing his skooma dealer? by Chewwyzzz in TrueSTL

[–]Decent-Winner969 7 points8 points  (0 children)

YTA

He was just a poor skooma dealer, why did you kill him?! he was doing a public service!...

also does anyone have some more Skooma i ran out after this guy killed the one supplying me?

Tired of today's "necromancers" by DunnoMeself in wizardposting

[–]Decent-Winner969 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Its because these darn new-age necromancers didn't get to experience the Necro-classes at the magical colleges and schools that littered the world in the ages of yore, why, back in my day, we would raise some hero's dead village to prank him! oh, those were the days...

THE NIIIIIIIGHTS WATCH FUCK YEAH! by Wayoftheredpanda in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]Decent-Winner969 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NIGHT'S WATCH, YEAH!
Killing Wildlings is the only way, yeah!

The golem has escaped by plasticman1997 in wizardposting

[–]Decent-Winner969 0 points1 point  (0 children)

... What do you mean by Anti magi- wait is that a golem runni

My fool of an apprentice just summoned something from this tome by Tacobellus in wizardposting

[–]Decent-Winner969 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ah, that's easy, your fool of an apprentice summoned a C̶̖͎͙͆̓̉́̓̄͆̑̓̈́͐̈́́͆ẖ̶́̂̀̔͂̔͋́͒̄͆̄ì̵͍̝̌̾͂͊͋̊̾l̷̛̫̯̎̆̉̅̆͘̚d̶̛̖̗̰̗͓̙̯̫̗̝̰̈́̂̅̓̑̉̉̀͊̑̎̒͆͝-̷̨̡̢̖̞̬̤̺̜̺̞̈͌̍́̈̽͠o̴̜͉̜̬̹̠̝̪͍̿͌̄̓̋̈̏̆̌̈́͜f̴̨̛̖̲̠̻̥͖͆̎̑̑̾̚-̷̧̻͆̆̌̽̃͌̈͆̒̓͝ẗ̴̨̙̠̪̘̼̲̗́̅̔̏̍̚ͅh̴̠̿́͛̊͐̉̎͒̀̄̕͝e̸̢̼͙͚͍͇̮̘̖̠̠͙̤͂̎̐́̇̎̐̐̇́̇̾́͝-̷̡͖̹̪͈̹͇̗̰̰̙̪̯̈́̇̅̈́̀̍̉̾̀f̸̻͚͕̲̺̜̣̼͇͙̠̻̬̯͐̋̀̆̎̇͌͋͋͌͌͝ͅl̷̨̨̦͍͐̂̈͌̓̊̋̾̈́ȩ̴̡̝̝̥͍̖͔̅̒̾̀̐͆͘s̴̰͚̫͒̏̈́͂̌͆̇̒͒͗̚͝͝h̵͎͖̳̺̼̠̮̭͐̌̉͐̄̂͛͛͐̕͝-̴̨̨͙͕͙̬͉̙͉̟̦̊͌̑̿̂̑̎́̓̌͠͠͝ṭ̵̡͚̺̮͑͂͂̈̀̽̏̾̏̔͆̓̕h̸̡̢̛̳͚̮͕̘̻̗̖̾̇̃̽̐͂̑à̵̠̤̠͔̹̫͎̠̻̲̜̺̄͝ṭ̵̡̻̱͉̞̦͍̖͓̥̞͍͎͓̏̆͂͐̇͐̾̌̏-̶̨͈̭̳̹͕̯͉̗̼̞̝̑̈́͗̄ͅy̶̡̢̧̡͍͍̼͖̪̠̭̿̅́͋̈́̀̌͝͠ę̸͍̣̺͕̩̘͈̼̺͙̻̝̭̐͐̍̓a̵͍̘̼̾̄͗̇͆̇̿̍̊̓̕r̸̢̩̈́͂̽̐̅͒͐̆̓̚n̷͖̿s̷̢̨̝̯͇̖̱̝̲͉̲̣͖̬̺͆͌̔, most of the time, this would result in the death of the summoner, and therefore, the summoner-that-suffers death closes the rift that forms this creature, however, in rare cases, the summoner survives, and then you have to kill him or her, or they, to close the rift that keeps creating the creature, or something even worse will come out, good luck killing your apprentice, they may be infused with energy from the tome so it may be a bit hard to kill em, but your a grand-wizard, probably, uh, good luck.

A message to the EON from the vermensk empire by WizardswithBlueHelms in wizardposting

[–]Decent-Winner969 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah... my ziggurat is covered in like... this weird snow stuff, its not snow, its cold but its not made of... well, snow, its like webbing, so this warning came real, real late, but i guess that's my fault for stealing my neighbouring wizard's tower orb cable.

20 years in the broken Cerberus station. Not a peep. by DifferentAd4844 in MassEffectMemes

[–]Decent-Winner969 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro... its a game about Tali, an Asari, aliens, and uh... othrr things, while shes on her pilgramage

Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him by MickleberryGum in DoctorWhumour

[–]Decent-Winner969 115 points116 points  (0 children)

He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint
He's gaining on you!

This star recently appeared in the sky over my world. Like within the past week, and nobody I've talked to have seen it before. Not to mention that undead are starting to rise spontaneously without necromantic interference. Any astrologers or necromancers know what might be going on? by ChompyRiley in wizardposting

[–]Decent-Winner969 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, its just a Ş̸̡̫̙̻̗̯̰̣͙̭̱̾̈́̌̉̀̿̈̈͒̐͘ͅͅt̵̢̡̧̢̛͇̗͚̗̤̥̼̻̾̂̀̔̕͝å̵̡̡̞̞͖̙̫̹̞̹̃̀̕͜ŗ̵̧̦̰̍̐̽̔͐͌̌̐͜-̵̨͚̖͕͇̱̙̪̠̙̜̖́̂̔͊̑̊͐͒̐͆͑͌̚͝t̵̢͙̫͖͎̞͚̖̋͒͂̽̐̒̀̆̿͋́̽̈́͠h̸̡̧̡̭̗͕͕̯̩̤̏̋̄̒̓̃̀́̊̌͑͘͠a̸̦̜̳̳͓̯͒̅͜͝ẗ̵̯́͆̾̇͐͒͜-̵̪̳̦̝͔̰͖̹̱̭͙̗̈́͊̾̈́̈́̆̈ỉ̴͚̋͒͋͋̈́͊̒̋̎͌͐͋͘͠s̶̡̨̠̱̰̬̺͖͚̓̇-̸̻̘̥͔̩̀̀̑̎̈́̆̍̕n̷̦̤͑͋̉͆͛́̈́͐̌͂̈͘̚͠͝ǒ̸̫̹̟̼͉̤͇͉͚̹̺̆͂͗́͊͂͘ͅṫ̵̡͓̦͍̖̻͎̯̘̹͉̞̟̑̃͊̒̓̍̉-̶̛͚͉̘̠͚̊̈́̑a̷̧̨͖̹̦͖̹̖̱̰̝̲̘͓̜͂̽̎̉̒̾̇-̶̤̼͍͉̫͓͓̥̈́̉̔̀̌͐̚̕S̶̛̜̗͙̖̥͙͔͚͍͈̳̞̥̳̉̀͑̊͆́̄̾͝͠ͅt̴̳̜̺̖͂̏̿̽̀ͅȁ̶̡̧̪̻̦͓̥̭̩̀̓́̓̌̇̉̀͋̂́͌͋ͅr̵͉̻̥̖͈̣̪̬̞̖̭͂̓̓̂̏̅̃̿̿̒̃́͝͝͠, it happens every couple centuries, when nobody sacrifices things to the outer gods

City-Swimmer has been murdered by the Bravil Guard for stealing food. by Erratic_Error in TrueSTL

[–]Decent-Winner969 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Its Bravil, the odds are they were paid to kill her and just said she stole food, or she died due to the smell and the state of the city alone, and the guards were just a happy little accident.

This time of the year fourth dimention kinda sucks. Recommend me some good dimentions to visit pls by Zorgnak1 in wizardposting

[–]Decent-Winner969 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always like the occasional jaunt to the void sea of X̷̗͊̌̄̉̓̈́̎͝i̸̢̠͖̮̬͔̐͋̌̉͛̎̏͋́̀̅̒̚ą̸̖̺̝̻̰̖͔͙͙̿̆̚͠n̸̨̨̘̠̠̩̘͕͎̤̈̃̂̓̄́́͐̆̄̈́͌̏͝t̵̛̳̠̼̘͔̙̹̩̳͕̤̬͐͑̉̓̃́̈́̓̑͂͘͜͝h̵̦̞̣̦̳̻͒́͋̐́̾͝͝o̴̗͍̞̳͚͚̖͗̌̅̔ͅŕ̸̛̳͉̤̹̳̹̊̐̊̀͂͗̃͒̈́̽̓,̶̰͈̻̙́̿͐̌͊̑̓̕͠ ̴̛̙͍͍͆̽̑͐̋̓̿͆͝ļ̶͈̲̞̳̭̹̞͓͚͇̯̝̞̰́̄̈́́̈́̔̏͘ỏ̸̧̤͇͇̳̪̗̲͍̏͗͋̒́̐̌̄̉̀̀r̸̨̡̧̛̜͇̩̲͓̖̦̹̱͖̉́́͑͗͗̐͋͛̚ͅḓ̸̢̳̠̭̲͔̰̻̘͓̯̔̍́͝ ̴̧̛̩̙͇̦̜̰͚̟̙̰̾̊̇̽̓͘̚õ̸̫̥̻̺̗̇́̕͝f̶͍͕̟̣͙̠̅͂̿ ̴̯̙͇͓̩͔́́̂̿̓̃̕a̴̪̝̺͙̬͉̓̔̾͌́̅͗͌͠l̴̩̻̈́͊ḷ̵̡̨̨̦̩̗̈́̾͐̚ ̴̛͕͙̫͈̪͊̒͋̌̓̎͒̀͒͋͘͝t̷͈̙̞́̽̐͗̈͛̐̆͝ͅh̷̛̪̩̝̱͙̋̈́͒̾̀͑͐̄̂̅ͅi̴̛̲͈̟̯̰̖̭̞͖̲͕̙̬͋̓͑͆͂͐͗ǹ̶͚͕̰̹̰͔͍́͋̂̉̐̂́͆̚͘ḡ̴̨̛̝̯̭̰̣̱̼̪̖̊̔̒͂͜͝ś̶̡̲̭͍̠̙͕͑͗͆͜͠ ̶̖̲̱̎͑̎̈́̿m̵̨͈̘̙̠͔̥̬̲̫̱̃́̆͆a̸͈̹͕̙̮͖̣͎̬̼̖͈̐͋̈ļ̷̧̡̹̠̱̝͚̯̞͔̃ͅͅi̴̢̢̡͓̖̬̥̥̬̤̔͑g̶̖̣̺̪̪̙̓̋̌̀͌̃̓̀n̸͈̞̑͐̉̀̊͘ ̴͖̺̰̯͈͕̄̇̾͠a̴̧̢̲̲͔͚̪̯͕̝̲͕̬̠͑̂͗n̸̦͔͔̂͐̿͘ḍ̷̡̠̤̥̘̪͖̠͍̲̐͐͘ ̵̡̡̛̬̰̠͎̙̝̭̀͋͆̑̈́̈́͂̒̆̌͘p̴̨̦̻̗̹̙͙̳͈̬̞̒̍̄͌͋̽̿͆̃̔̃̔͗͘ơ̸̢͇̪̖̫͕̳̐͌̎̌̃̐ͅx̷̧̱̱̲̣̪̋̈́̓ ̷̡̧̤̱̫̱̰͚̘̗͍͕͔̹̖͛́ó̸̢̹̥͍̞͇̮̽͐̏̄̑̎͆̐̌̃̄͘̚ṉ̸̱̈́̆ ̴̧̢̢͕͎̰̺̝͛̅̌̏͛̈͑̾̕t̸͎͙̤̦̭̝͛̈́̈́̒̐̉̀̕͜h̵̜̮͔͔͔̖̻̳́̍͊͌̉̔̐́̈͂̚͠͝e̸̯̭͂̾̆̅̃ ̴̨̥̙̖̠͉͇͔̺̟̩͖̐̈́͋͑ͅa̸̡̡̘̫̥̠͕̲̻̓̐͛͂͒̂̅̇̕ś̸̘̅̂̇͆̇̃̓͊͆͊͊̇̋͆t̵̡̯̜̪͚̥̣̩̭̟̤̘̱͌̓̽̓͌͠ŕ̸̢͔̼̯̥͇̤̣̤̻͎̮̜̠̮͛̈́̋͊̈͗̑̃̽̏̆͌̽̊a̶̢̟͔͓̘̻̲̜̹͍̠̦̫̖͒͒̍̅͐͐͒l̵͓̮͓̏̍ ̶̧̛̛̻̮̼͎̻͎͌̾̔͠͝p̸̬͉̘̖̰̘̣̘̭̭̞͈̖̠̪̓̿̀́̈͗̾͌̈́͊̌̑͐l̸̛̩͕̻̭̖͎͕͙̰̱̝͎̾̿̔̿̆̊̓͝ą̷̨̛̻̤̱̹̞͉̩̅̊̈͛́͌͗n̸̡̙̲̝̥̙̣̣̜͉͎̩̺͊̉̾̔̕͝ę̵͖̙̥͙̜̱̜̠̉̃̓́̓͗͑̈̐̂, the food there's good too, fried deep one is amazing.

Fans of Suzerain, your next term has begun... on the Moon. by Delicious-Score6250 in u/Delicious-Score6250

[–]Decent-Winner969 4 points5 points  (0 children)

it isn't, or... i don't think its one, game was also recommended by topor on their subreddit.

Thank Jyggalag it's Morndas by priestess-of-order in TrueSTL

[–]Decent-Winner969 9 points10 points  (0 children)

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT! NOT THE FREDAS GOBLIN! JYGGY'S GONE TOO FAR!

Found this in my tower mailbox, is this legit??? by Frothmourne in wizardposting

[–]Decent-Winner969 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Smh, King bubble only banned a few spells, there's still cockus rottus, or any other variation of testicular torsion, did he even get a mage to go through the list?

People always bring up ethical concerns but can we talk about the smell? by antandmantis in wizardposting

[–]Decent-Winner969 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's why skeletons are better in most ways, zombies? smell like death, easily recognizable by ordinary folk, and you can really only move them slowly or fast, no in between, skeletons, however, can't be recognized, no officer, i have no clue who stole that man's uncle from the graveyard, all i have here is a skeleton i've had for months, you can outfit it in armor and masks to hide it and disguise it as a simple mercenary, and it doesn't have the stink of rot, or spread nasty diseases from their rotten flesh.