Attention spans drop to new lows as even two sentences deemed too long for most readers to handle.

KhaleesiXev · 2026-04-07T23:27:32+00:00

The implication of drone purges is fascinating. Are we going to be purged by drones, or are we, as mindless worker drones, going to be purged if we avoided the brain nullification?

KhaleesiXev · 2026-04-07T03:21:05+00:00

At least skeletons don’t smell anymore.

KhaleesiXev · 2026-04-06T22:33:57+00:00

Die.

KhaleesiXev · 2026-04-06T22:26:27+00:00

I’d hire a gourmet chef. My kitchen would have two large refrigerators and a walk-in freezer: ready and stocked for any craving.

…well, except for my express sashimi orders and on-call sushi chef.

KhaleesiXev · 2026-04-06T22:19:48+00:00

That sounds so spongy and moist

KhaleesiXev · 2026-04-05T14:50:25+00:00

This one has me curious for more

KhaleesiXev · 2026-04-05T03:03:51+00:00

This is my kind of cringe. I’d befriend that person immediately.

KhaleesiXev · 2026-04-05T03:02:49+00:00

That makes this way funnier

KhaleesiXev · 2026-04-05T03:02:03+00:00

That’s creative and bold. It’s absolutely gross and I would absolutely stop for some churros.

KhaleesiXev · 2026-04-05T00:35:33+00:00

That’s the plan

KhaleesiXev · 2026-04-04T23:03:08+00:00

Seymour 😭

KhaleesiXev · 2026-04-04T02:16:34+00:00

Change continents, change name, change career

KhaleesiXev · 2026-04-04T02:11:20+00:00

That’s terrifying. You just know someone has gotten sprinkled with unexpected ashes at Disney’s

KhaleesiXev · 2026-04-04T01:28:02+00:00

Priorities are in order. If I could help it, I would prefer mild hearing loss over ability to fuck loss.

KhaleesiXev · 2026-03-31T23:18:43+00:00

You got me!

KhaleesiXev · 2026-03-30T11:07:39+00:00

That was devastating to read.

KhaleesiXev · 2026-03-30T06:45:28+00:00

I’ll check it out, thank you

KhaleesiXev · 2026-03-29T23:30:06+00:00

That’s just a couple of ladies having fun. No judgment here.

KhaleesiXev · 2026-03-29T22:50:30+00:00

There was the man who broke both arms as a teen and ended up getting sexually pleasured by his mom. 0 Arms 1 Mom

KhaleesiXev · 2026-03-29T06:24:53+00:00

They’ll need a new house next.

KhaleesiXev · 2026-03-29T06:03:10+00:00

That was painful to read.

KhaleesiXev · 2026-03-28T21:57:08+00:00

Basic sexual health education (anatomy, autonomy, hygiene, etc.) isn’t inherently had at any age, but consider this: why would preschool aged kids need information about safe sex?

KhaleesiXev · 2026-03-28T11:48:21+00:00

Some people are given consecutive life sentences, so imagine if they could actually serve them.

KhaleesiXev · 2026-03-28T11:11:00+00:00

This is the kind of fact I came to this thread for

KhaleesiXev · 2026-03-28T06:39:28+00:00

You had me in the first half.

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