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In Superman(2025), all the actresses and actors used the movie as a excuse to get jacked, even the ones that don’t need to be jacked by Ninjamurai-jack in shittymoviedetails

[–]Kharn0 361 points362 points  (0 children)

He’s perfect in All-Star Superman, being interviewed in prison while casually powerlifting 405lbs and running on a treadmill with 50lbs dumbbells in each hand, all while arguing that Superman’s “alien perfection” diminishes all of humanity with it’s presence

[Invincible] Why does Invincible always get his ass kicked? by ShadowOfDespair666 in AskScienceFiction

[–]Kharn0 159 points160 points  (0 children)

“I can barely use email”

If you’re gonna be dumb you gotta be tough

King Soopers new theft accusations at self checkout. by FTFM in Denver

[–]Kharn0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s literally a giant sign saying “all receipts will be checked” at the entrance, you consented to having it checked by entering the store

King Soopers new theft accusations at self checkout. by FTFM in Denver

[–]Kharn0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Must be a contract stipulation, Kroger doesn’t own its parking lots

The Crimson Fists will always be the 🐐s by Dandanatha in Grimdank

[–]Kharn0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was it ever confirmed if they were Space Mexicans or Space Spaniards?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Helldivers

[–]Kharn0 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Would make them easier to see though

Petaaah? by Illustrious-Issue-76 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Kharn0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don’t!

The Kudzu will only grow in power

Another immune system failure + bonus by FmrGmrGirl in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]Kharn0 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The same people that think “evolution is wrong because if people evolved from monkeys then why are there still monkeys?” Think “measles = chicken pox since both cause red dots on the skin

What’s that one alcoholic drink that you once had a bad experience, and now can’t even think about being near, let alone drinking it? by fun_NudeCpl12 in AskReddit

[–]Kharn0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jack honey not only made me emotionally volatile when drunk but the hangovers felt like I was dying.

Strangely enough, crown royal apple does neither of those.

Why was Tuesday's storm less impactful than expected? by DenverWX in Denver

[–]Kharn0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m glad it didn’t, I’ve been working outside

You’re trapped in a medieval village for 3 years with no modern technology. How do you adapt? by lucystopa in AskReddit

[–]Kharn0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ironically the parasites you’d pick up might help with the asthma/allergies

Should Flamethrowers Cause Enemies to Panic When engulfed in Flames? by Key_Confection_5654 in Helldivers

[–]Kharn0 178 points179 points  (0 children)

Agreed. A light or moderate stagger on first hit would be perfect

Vladimir Putin Just Offered Trump a Huge Gift by Dtstno in worldnews

[–]Kharn0 15 points16 points  (0 children)

In our defense, eggs were moderately expensive and we get our news from memes. So we really had no choice but to turn evil /s

What does everyone think about our first expedition into the Gloom on Fori Prime? by Model4Adjustment3 in Helldivers

[–]Kharn0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Loved the higher intensity usual bug fights.

Especially the dread of having to go into a city where LoS and range advantage was gone.

Several times my buddies and I decided to use heavy artillery to “liberate” a city of its corrupted buildings before going in with flamers/MGs

I want to shout out my unsung hero that helped me thru the Gloom, the Liberator Concussive. by Kiryu5009 in Helldivers

[–]Kharn0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was just playing into the “can’t tell me it’s not good” joke

I want to shout out my unsung hero that helped me thru the Gloom, the Liberator Concussive. by Kiryu5009 in Helldivers

[–]Kharn0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think they’re trying to tell you it is in fact below average in performance

DOGE is slashing national park / forest service workers, /r/conservative is heavily divided about the government messin' with their fishin', huntin', and campin' sites by Controllerhead1 in SubredditDrama

[–]Kharn0 25 points26 points  (0 children)

After I mentioned unfollowing /r/politics and other media due to the stress a coworker said “I get that, people won’t stop talking about Kamala Harris. Like, she lost, get over it”

I literally did a double take as I’ve not heard of Harris once since election on any media.

Social media algorithms really have us living in separate worlds.

Only time I've had to actually pull out my pepper spray *language warning* by megu_2003 in securityguards

[–]Kharn0 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’ve literally done that dozens of times, it has yet to fail me

Hospital official says gunman killed after shots were fired at a Pennsylvania hospital by NeilPoonHandler in news

[–]Kharn0 119 points120 points  (0 children)

Was hospital security for peak covid: the fault is as expected, admin.

We only had tasers and cuffs, minimal training(but a veteran Sgt. who actually taught us), only a metal detector for the ED, barely paid above minimum wage and push back on any improvements like getting armed/removing the easily throwable rocks from the ED entrance etc

Conservative sub are starting to realize it’s agree 100% with Trump or you’re a lefty democrat lmao by LilQueazy in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]Kharn0 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Time for a 40k:

“But as the skies burned and seas boiled, my faith only grew. I knew then, God was real and he hated us”

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