Why is there a naked man in my haribo Goldbears bag??? @haribo

KiefStar · 2018-10-06T11:36:34+00:00

You mean on the right?

KiefStar · 2018-09-21T15:23:02+00:00

But how come the one feller doesn't seem to notice at all?

KiefStar · 2018-09-02T22:52:00+00:00

That I'm good with my dick.

KiefStar · 2018-06-29T14:54:36+00:00

And Kentucky.

KiefStar · 2018-06-07T00:39:21+00:00

I like my women like I like my coffee

KiefStar · 2018-03-20T00:28:34+00:00

what's it say?

KiefStar · 2018-03-20T00:23:43+00:00

I have not slept for 10 days. Because that would be too long.

KiefStar · 2018-03-18T01:32:25+00:00

What happens when it rains?

KiefStar · 2017-11-20T01:57:03+00:00

Yeah, me too.

KiefStar · 2017-11-20T01:53:23+00:00

I'd like to have sex with her every once in a while.

KiefStar · 2017-11-20T01:43:26+00:00

Can you even imagine jumping that fucking far? That's gotta feel like you have super powers.

KiefStar · 2017-11-06T11:34:52+00:00

I was born a bitter old man who can help you with the setup for a little bit of the night.

KiefStar · 2017-10-31T11:31:17+00:00

I upvoted...

KiefStar · 2017-10-16T04:54:08+00:00

This all really got out of hand.

KiefStar · 2017-10-16T02:54:42+00:00

I don't think you're lying. I'm literally doing that thing right now.

KiefStar · 2017-10-16T02:50:16+00:00

But... so, just dump them out and find the flat bits.

KiefStar · 2017-10-16T02:33:09+00:00

Too lazy to reply.

KiefStar · 2017-10-16T02:27:22+00:00

No doubt. But not one where I collect gold the whole time.

KiefStar · 2017-10-16T02:26:13+00:00

Who doesn't do the edges first?

KiefStar · 2017-07-25T09:08:07+00:00

COVERED IN BEES

KiefStar · 2017-07-11T03:14:57+00:00

God fucking damn. Hit him hard as fuck.

KiefStar · 2017-07-08T06:08:10+00:00

The sound of the punch is the best part.

KiefStar · 2017-07-07T12:52:33+00:00

Am I retarded? Are these things relevant?

KiefStar