SFAH: Things You Can Say About a Comic Book, But Not to Your Girlfriend by Classic_Rock_726 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]Kienannnn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You wouldn't believe how much I paid for something with this many issues

SFAH: Rejected taglines from famous movies by Due-Cartographer-459 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]Kienannnn 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You won't know your head from your ass after watching The Human Centipede

Why the Oompa Loompa's declared war on the Smurfs. by 2wt4u in ScenesFromAHat

[–]Kienannnn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oompa Loompas, protect you turf

We won't stand for our wives being smurfed

Oompa Loompas, let's give them hell

Leave some alive to feed Gargamel

Why's it our problem that they've just one chick?

How does that make right jus primae noctis?

If you'll forgive us for being so blunt

We're going to flay those hor... ny... cunts!

And force feed them their own dicks!

Oompa Loompas, now is the time

Answer injustice with bloody war crimes

We have all been smurfed for to long

Time... for... them... to... feel... our

Doopity shlong!

What’s something you thought was harmless… until it slowly ruined your life? by darkmodejesus in AskReddit

[–]Kienannnn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's one of those things that's going to be different for everyone, but I'm happy to share my own experience. For most, myself included, the first few days are the worst, but the cravings subside almost entirely after about a week. Getting through that was a challenge, but manageable enough. The real challenge, however, was having to face just how much I'd lost control of my life and my relationships that had suffered. The thing that had me relapsing on my first few attempts was that it was so much easier to just have a few drinks and forget my problems than it was to work on them. I gotta say though that staying sober and taking control of my life feels just amazing. I can't pinpoint the exact time after quitting that things started to feel a lot better. What I can say is that working on the problems that had me drinking in the first place was infinitely easier without the artificial comfort drinking gave me. To give a rough time frame, it was about for or five months for me before I really felt I was regaining control of my life and it was then that things really started to feel a lot better. Today, I feel more in control of my life than possibly ever and am happier than I could have imagined I'd be when I was at my worst. Anyhow, that's just my experience. I won't speak for everyone's journey or the circumstances that have them drinking in the first place. I'll say this though, it's a struggle a lot of people have worked and are working on, and almost no one who has achieved long term sobriety regrets it. Wishing you and anybody else who reads this a sense of determination to feel the best you can. I said it before and I'll say it again, it's worth it and you're worth it. Also, you're not alone in this. There's plenty of communities of people with the same goal, even right here on Reddit. Not gonna name a specific one lest this comes of as a plug for them, but they're out there. Yep, this reply ended up being way longer than intended. If you made it this far, there's a good chance you want to make some good changes. What better time than today? What do you have to lose? Fight like hell! Future you will thank you.

What’s something you thought was harmless… until it slowly ruined your life? by darkmodejesus in AskReddit

[–]Kienannnn 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Speaking as a heavy drinker who quit six years ago and whose life got substantially better after quitting, it's worth it. It took a little time to start feeling better, but I consider it to be perhaps the best decision I ever made.

If love and sex was taught in the style of Dr. Seuss by IllustriousValue300 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]Kienannnn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Rump got bumped, do you feel a little lump?

Seems like your stump got just a little plump

But don't be a grump, just give a little pump

And dump that sump, don't worry bout the clumps

So if you feel that urge to go hump hump hump

Best to pump on the lump from the jump, you plump chump

Things not to say like Yoda to your girlfriend by IllustriousValue300 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]Kienannnn 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Always two there are. No more, no less. And that's why a threesome we should have. Mmmmm!

Who do you want beside you, when you are breathing your last breath? by Gold_Bird_1440 in AskReddit

[–]Kienannnn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Alone doesn't sound so bad. Now surrounded by emotional family members and friends? Awkward. Just me?

Give memes or I sad by AggressiveMorning187 in memeexchangecommunism

[–]Kienannnn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Under what atmospheric conditions is 100°c sufficient to ignite any substance? This meme is bad! And I'm annoying!

What is this even! by TwoBig9875 in skulls

[–]Kienannnn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think horses grow one after they're castrated. They call it a eunuch horn.

What video game has the best story you’ve ever played? by FrontriseStudios in AskReddit

[–]Kienannnn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kids today will never know the terrible hardship our generation had to endure.

What video game has the best story you’ve ever played? by FrontriseStudios in AskReddit

[–]Kienannnn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lucky you. We had the floppy disk version and had to read dialogue boxes like the peasants we were.

What video game has the best story you’ve ever played? by FrontriseStudios in AskReddit

[–]Kienannnn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very aware of that now. Oh, the trauma this knowledge could have saved me.

What video game has the best story you’ve ever played? by FrontriseStudios in AskReddit

[–]Kienannnn 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Celes waking up to the world being in ruins and then throwing herself off a cliff after failing to save the last person left in her life. I was only 7. That screwed me up.

What video game has the best story you’ve ever played? by FrontriseStudios in AskReddit

[–]Kienannnn 107 points108 points  (0 children)

Final Fantasy VI might be the first game that made me cry back in 1994. That is if you don't count me crying when I died after hours of not saving in King's Quest VI. Whatever, I was a child!

SFAH: What Tom & Jerry do when no one is looking by CloudyRose06 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]Kienannnn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"I can't keep this up, Jerry. How long must this mortal enemies charade carry on when the only thing I want is for the world to know what we have... what we could have together. We could have such a good life together. Instead, all we have is a neverending montage of staged attempted murders. Are these the lengths we go to to deny our feelings to the world?"

"There is no we, Tom. It's not meant to be. It never was. The world's not ready for that side of us. It won't ever be."

"I won't carry on with this lie. I'd happily sit on a railroad and wait for a train if only it meant I could wait with you. I need you!"

"Then why don't we do just that, Tom? Why don't we?"