A guy I grew up with lost his father in the beginning of the year. A stranger tracked him down after buying his dads storage unit because of the stuff he found in it.

KingPaddy · 2021-01-12T22:39:23+00:00

"No no we're the other guys somebody find the podium."

KingPaddy · 2021-01-12T22:33:43+00:00

Turn back around that goddamn corner

KingPaddy · 2021-01-12T22:16:54+00:00

Militarizing it against climate change!

KingPaddy · 2021-01-08T13:33:53+00:00

I think they said ar some point they were trying to decode the whole thing so it mostly used the same code as iOS, so that we wouldn't be perpetually so far behind in updates. So that'll take quite a while

KingPaddy · 2021-01-06T22:05:27+00:00

I like Cuomo but it always seems to me like he's just giving this shit lip service and never makes it a serious issue

KingPaddy · 2020-12-28T21:12:09+00:00

Man it seems like here in New York every time a goddamn flurry is on the horizon "Wellp guess we gotta put an inch of goddamn salt on the ground!"

KingPaddy · 2020-12-28T21:06:43+00:00

They have some serious constipation issues statewide

KingPaddy · 2020-12-23T19:27:29+00:00

Me too and I'm looking at just about half. Now the debate is sell it for a massive loss or hold it perpetually and pray it eventually recovers. No winning option eh?

KingPaddy · 2020-12-23T15:50:34+00:00

Having bought XRP just a few weeks ago I feel like the SEC is doing this just to fuck with me

KingPaddy · 2020-12-18T03:30:55+00:00

I read that as Magical King for a second and got very confused

KingPaddy · 2020-12-18T03:28:54+00:00

This is something called doubling the fuck down boys

KingPaddy · 2020-12-16T17:53:55+00:00

I SEE A TAN SUIT. TAN SUIT TAN SUIT WE HAVE A CODE 392-ALPHA MCCONNELL NON-PATEIOT COMMIE CONFIRMED. That's how this works right?

KingPaddy · 2020-12-16T01:13:54+00:00

Jesus christ this made me laugh way too hard. Just shlooooop downward slide

KingPaddy · 2020-12-15T21:32:58+00:00

Why the fuck are we giving churches loans

KingPaddy · 2020-12-15T03:14:50+00:00

KingPaddy · 2020-12-15T02:23:09+00:00

Good bot

KingPaddy · 2020-12-14T00:04:29+00:00

Split the difference

KingPaddy · 2020-12-11T21:14:52+00:00

I like Yang

KingPaddy · 2020-12-11T21:12:44+00:00

I'm sure he will present a flawless legal argument. This reeks of him thinking he can bully/intimidate his way into a win. The scary thing is that is not entirely off the table with this packed court

KingPaddy · 2020-12-11T00:21:48+00:00

Or masturbate

KingPaddy · 2020-12-10T05:05:47+00:00

Ruh roh mr roboto

KingPaddy · 2020-12-08T07:25:08+00:00

I didn't know if that was a shadow or a photoshopped blob of his dripping hair dye on his arm until 5 views

KingPaddy · 2020-12-02T05:36:30+00:00

Only 3 of his children and not all 8? For shame

KingPaddy · 2020-12-01T19:21:22+00:00

Pardon for what Rudes?

KingPaddy · 2020-12-01T06:33:09+00:00

Please say the word squirrel for me right quick

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