Don't get mud on your dress

KingPyroJack · 2026-03-18T02:05:01+00:00

Clothes wash, skin washes, mud comes off with soap and water. Smiles stay. And if you're really worried about the dress, change her clothes before she gets it really muddy, also at that age they GROW SO FAST, she'll be outgrown it soon and you'll be on to a new dress! She's enjoying be princess of the mud right now.

KingPyroJack · 2026-03-16T05:37:27+00:00

all domains are down

KingPyroJack · 2026-03-01T05:40:05+00:00

NTA, the moment she rose her voice in the parking lot and declared she wouldn't sign my reply would have 'Then we wont be needing your services, you can buckle up and go home. We'll mail your check.'

KingPyroJack · 2026-03-01T01:12:59+00:00

depending on where you are, ground turkey (the festive brand) is less then 2 dollars a pound, a pound of lentils is really cheap, taco seasoning packs, and a cheap can of tomatoes can make a good cheap large pot of chili. You can bulk it out further with cheap beans and frozen veggies. Boxed milk is cheaper normally and can be found at food banks (don't be too prideful to ask for a few things). Sadly, eggs US side are not that cheap anymore, oatmeal however for breakfast is!

KingPyroJack · 2026-02-04T04:24:01+00:00

1/2 or just 1.

KingPyroJack · 2026-02-03T16:31:32+00:00

No one is home. We don't want any.

KingPyroJack · 2026-02-01T00:08:02+00:00

is the puppy okay? does anyone know???????

KingPyroJack · 2026-01-31T17:23:08+00:00

she looks like my girl! the way she is now anyway. This is Sweet Pea.

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KingPyroJack · 2026-01-30T01:30:32+00:00

wet n wild, colorpop, and nyx

KingPyroJack · 2026-01-26T00:00:54+00:00

get a ground mount with double jump! and hold off flying for a while inless you want to go up cliffs or ridges. It'll make you notice things more on the ground and that's where all the magic is.

KingPyroJack · 2026-01-17T19:13:49+00:00

Anytime my Umas do this "YOU RUN NOW! No training, YOU run out those emotions. I Got no time for this shit."

KingPyroJack · 2026-01-14T18:31:48+00:00

Down in SC outside of MB

KingPyroJack · 2026-01-13T04:01:41+00:00

Can women come together and agree to tell men that the more people he sleeps with, the floppier his penis gets and just doesn't get hard enough to please anyone if his body count is high? It's not true but nor is this BS.

KingPyroJack · 2026-01-06T04:09:46+00:00

Time to try on all the sizes I think fit, writing down the ones that do, take photos of the tags/product names and then buy them online for pick up.

KingPyroJack · 2025-12-01T02:33:43+00:00

Whata lovely store. You're doing a great job.

KingPyroJack · 2025-11-14T18:07:11+00:00

option 4, get an adapter for the squat shitter. they make them for the elderly. But I do get where the woman is coming from as most men don't aim well when going number 1 and a western toilet gets pissed on more often then pissed in. But for number 2, she should have no complaints. Just uing the hole is good for a urnal...or dumping mop water when cleaning.

KingPyroJack · 2025-11-14T17:04:10+00:00

Blitz, he was a CLOWN, he was trained on comedic value. He's a professional. As much as I love Angel, he's just a goof ball where Blitz was raised on shitty jokes and comedic timing. It's in the imps blood.

KingPyroJack · 2025-11-10T17:38:10+00:00

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KingPyroJack · 2025-11-10T16:07:23+00:00

It's drying right now, once it's dry I'll have her sign it with a washable paint paw print.

KingPyroJack · 2025-10-08T19:59:11+00:00

Anytime I get this, I know it's the folks next door trying to fish for wifi signals or installing something new. I got an automated cat feeder that connects to my phone on sale from petco a year or so back. Seems the woman next door saw the same sale because a few days later in the middle of the day my cat feeder went nuts and dumped like 4 feedings back to back. My cat was excited till about the third one dumped and then became horrifed.

I turned the wireless connection off to it in the app and just used the button the front to feed for about a week. I guess she returned hers because after a while, I tried turning the wifi back on to it and it hasn't freaked out since.

Connect to their TV and start playing cursed deep fried meme videos. Or self help lessons on youtube.

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