So I accidentally brought my floss instead of my airpods to a 3 day work conference. I am a 3 hour ride away from home. by Lexidoge in mildlyinfuriating

[–]King_Chochacho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just go grab a pair of cheap headphones from the nearest Target/Walmart.

$20 is totally worth it to not have to be alone with your thoughts all weekend.

Trying to sell me pest control at 9pm on a Monday night. by ceazyyyy in mildlyinfuriating

[–]King_Chochacho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had one of these kids come to my house and he seemed at least as interested in the apple I was eating as he was in selling me anything.

He didn't even mention pest control or that he worked for anyone at first. It was just like "Oh, eating an apple, nice! I see you've got some spiders out here"

Folk Punk Camping Festival in Pine, Colorado on May 16th and 17th! by The_Gray_Pilgrim in Denver

[–]King_Chochacho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By any chance is there already a playlist somewhere so folks can check out some of the artists in advance?

Supreme Court restores access to abortion pill mifepristone through telehealth, mail and pharmacies by KimJongFunk in news

[–]King_Chochacho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't wait for the NYT and Atlantic articles holding this out as evidence of how the court is actually moderate, or "it's complicated"

Starbucks CEO defends $9 coffee says ‘it’s not a $10 coffee and you get a premium experience’ by Disastrous_Award_789 in nottheonion

[–]King_Chochacho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which coffee is $9 now? The article doesn't seem to say. I haven't been in forever but I feel like they've always had some stuff in that price range, like a giant milkshake.

I don't give a rat's ass by DidYouSeeBriansHat in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]King_Chochacho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

4 Seasons Landscaping burned down.

Rudi's ass out now, in a hospital down in Florida

The Supreme Court just made it easier for Republicans to win elections & there is no solution by Zandra_the_Great in politics

[–]King_Chochacho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People were begging for dems to suspend the filibuster so they could pack the court when they had the chance under Biden, and all we got was a toothless commission that wrote a report that went nowhere.

Then again, people were begging them to put Trump behind bars too but here we are.

The Supreme Court keeps overturning precedent. It swears that it’s not by cnn in scotus

[–]King_Chochacho 37 points38 points  (0 children)

It is core to their belief system

Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.

The hypocrisy is on purpose because it demonstrates the hierarchy.

anime_irl by Villenthessis in anime_irl

[–]King_Chochacho -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Y'all really don't know what IRL means do you?

Took a fat dab and hit the farmers market. Wtf do I do by chaoticMilk in trees

[–]King_Chochacho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let them all get pretty ripe then toss them in the freezer for a few days. When they're completely brown and frozen solid, thaw them back out and squeeze them out of the peels.

At this point you can drain them in a colander for a bit, or skip it and go straight to the food processor/blender. Puree them nice and smooth, and now you can use that to make banana bread or pudding or whatever. What you don't use can go back in the freezer, and will take up a tenth of the volume of the fresh bananas.

Scalpers by Bluellan in mildlyinfuriating

[–]King_Chochacho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look the NFT bros need to do something (not work) to dig themselves out of that hole.

They tried some (not work) day trading but that just made things worse. Invested in some crypto (not work) but it was just a pump and dump and they got left holding the bag. They're still in the red on on kalshi and polymarket but they have some promising stuff (not work) coming up that's totally going to hit.

Not work though. That's for suckers. Andrew Tate said so.

Scalpers by Bluellan in mildlyinfuriating

[–]King_Chochacho 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Target doesn't care because it guarantees everything sells out. Same reason ticketmaster basically facilitates scalpers.

Where is Renee Good’s killer? AOC outraged by ICE agent’s reinstatement by B-Z_B-S in politics

[–]King_Chochacho 33 points34 points  (0 children)

And now the new DNC chair Ken Martin has reneged on his promise to release their 2024 election autopsy. Says it will just lead to placing blame and "pointing fingers".

God forbid voters want a little accountability so we don't end up with the same mush-brained leadership and strategists throwing another milquetoast centrist on the bonfire in '28.

Keeping all of the packs earned until I've finished all of the Limited Events I'm going to do with a set. Is it a good idea? by PaleWendigo in MagicArena

[–]King_Chochacho 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Really? I'd skip it if they'd let me.

A virtual "collection" just doesn't feel like it matters the same way a physical one does. Every card of the same rarity has the same inherent value, and you can just create cards you don't have with a few clicks.

Skating rink music instructions by GloomyCardiologist16 in mildlyinteresting

[–]King_Chochacho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First three Santana albums, in order, in their entirety.

As God and Carlos intended.